I wonder if/where i could get a keg of sam adams octoberfest?

8/30/2011 10:24:49 PM

8/30/2011 10:38:17 PM

Having an awesome boyfriend is awesome and highly recommended

8/30/2011 11:58:16 PM

LOL I forgot how fucking weird this Being John Malkovich movie is

8/31/2011 12:21:59 AM

Today might be one of the couple days a year your mom lets your dad have anal.

8/31/2011 12:31:52 AM

what should i start collecting

8/31/2011 12:36:17 AM

8/31/2011 12:37:58 AM

really, really, really proud of this mix

8/31/2011 1:30:01 AM

chex mix?

8/31/2011 1:43:51 AM

i am limping around like an old lady

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 6:11 AM. Reason : my hips, legs, knees, and feet hurt so much]

8/31/2011 6:10:59 AM

But you are an old lady.

and ugh...gonna be a loooooong day

8/31/2011 7:19:28 AM

i need a clever fantasy football team name for an all girls league.


annnnddd GO!

8/31/2011 8:41:22 AM

Vag havers

8/31/2011 8:47:46 AM

Today's off to a great start.

I've decided to shower at the gym in the mornings instead of trying to get back home, which results in me being late to work every day. I somehow managed to cut the back of both of my ankles shaving, and didn't have bandages or anything. I spent like 10 minutes trying to apply pressure to both my ankles to stop the bleeding, but it WOULD NOT STOP. I couldn't really get dressed because then I'd get blood on my clothes so I just awkwardly shuffled on paper towels to the entrance to the locker room and asked the trainer if they had some bandages, wet and wearing a towel and trying not to track blood everywhere.

You may now laugh at my awkwardness and feel better about your own morning.

8/31/2011 9:53:44 AM

Quote :

"Today's off to a great start."

ditto!

oops! I didn't read the rest of your post for the sarcasm I just saw great start and went with it...my b!

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 10:11 AM. Reason : sarcasm...didn't read...d'oh!]

8/31/2011 9:54:39 AM

^^ are you in raleigh? Which gym do you go to?

Also, hoping for vto today!!! And I have a lot of goodies coming in the mail this week!

8/31/2011 10:02:21 AM

Cary athletic lab

8/31/2011 10:03:14 AM

i wonder if there's a sign hanging over me (that only others can see) that says "fuck with my head"

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 10:06 AM. Reason : kl]

8/31/2011 10:06:04 AM

I would like it if more cute, single guys would go to yoga class. I'm tired of seeing cute guys come in with their girlfriends, it makes enjoying the landscape a little creepy plus there's no one to chat/flirt with after class.

8/31/2011 10:09:02 AM

Quote :

"Cary athletic lab "

lolwut?

8/31/2011 10:10:51 AM

http://athleticlab.com/

8/31/2011 10:29:39 AM

6 day weekend

8/31/2011 10:57:11 AM

thats not weekend! but 6 days off is pretty sweet, i wouldnt know what to do

8/31/2011 11:02:00 AM

Why am I so neurotic? I freak out every time a new issue comes out. That should be a happy thing.

8/31/2011 11:09:59 AM

Dont even know where to begin with going back to school

8/31/2011 11:11:42 AM

I'm hungry

8/31/2011 11:13:22 AM

this whole not having a place to stay in NYC thing is going to have me freaking out soon I can already tell. I'm trying to be open to it but my planner side is creeping in......

8/31/2011 11:42:30 AM

Dear migraine, go away. kthx

8/31/2011 11:49:26 AM

Man I miss Nujabes

8/31/2011 12:41:46 PM

still drawing a blank on team names.

argggg.

also, i feel from eating cookie dough.

8/31/2011 12:51:23 PM

^SHOW ME YOUR TD’s!

8/31/2011 1:10:09 PM

aha that is awesome

8/31/2011 1:11:05 PM

dang.

I had a great idea the other day, now I can't remember what it was

[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 1:15 PM. Reason : pertaining to tgis very thread, in fact]

8/31/2011 1:14:48 PM

All those girls are starting to fry qntmken's brain

8/31/2011 1:17:29 PM

read it on reddit

Quote :

"When people decide to destroy childrens freedom with the rationale of "better safe than sorry", they end up doing a tremendous amount of harm to the kids and the rest of society. This is our payback for standing by and not saying anything when so many parents freaked the hell out and started caging their kids in the mid-90s. The people who think they are 'just being careful' need to be shamed. We need a widespread acknowledgement and conscious advocacy of giving children freedom and experience with the world. Parents need to understand that their job is to turn their child into an adult - not into a larger child"

8/31/2011 1:39:20 PM

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"^SHOW ME YOUR TD’s!"

meh, been used too much.

i'm trying to think of something using pi, or math in general. if only i were creative dammit!

8/31/2011 2:54:45 PM

you sure its for all ladies fantasy league? sounds more like you wanna name your server or router!

8/31/2011 2:59:17 PM

lol well i'm kinda a math person....

8/31/2011 3:04:43 PM

Well an ellipse is shaped like a football, and the area of an ellipse has pi in it. You can write out the area equation as your team name o_0

8/31/2011 4:15:33 PM

can't wait till work is over then to the gym then after the gym to the beach to see the sunset and then to my new fav. coffee spot for dinner, tea and to read my book.

8/31/2011 4:54:51 PM

So I got a new slip cover for the couch. And it's still not what I want. I really want a chocolate or black slip cover for this couch

Sabrina's hair is stopping me. Even if we kept her off the couch, which we can do and have done successfully before, there would still be hair on it that would stick out like a sore thumb.

I think part of me wants a slip cover for this love seat too...I LOVE this print, but it's just not working with the rest of the space.

I think I just want a new couch overall though...

can't get a new couch...unless I find a deal for one!

8/31/2011 5:32:57 PM

so basically the way my brain works through the day is I consistently have the 4 or 5 most important situations turning over in my head and take care of things as the ideas pop up. now I have this super nagging feeling that I've forgotten one of those situations and it's driving me crazy

8/31/2011 5:34:31 PM

We should trade dogs

My brown dude always messes up my white couch

8/31/2011 5:34:55 PM

just a small town girl

8/31/2011 5:40:58 PM

Quote :

"Well an ellipse is shaped like a football, and the area of an ellipse has pi in it. You can write out the area equation as your team name o_0"

made me chuckle if only I could use crazy math symbols in my name! hahaha

8/31/2011 5:49:14 PM

this is going to be an extremely interesting week.

8/31/2011 5:54:08 PM

I love when I eat 2 slices of pizza and a cupcake and then decide to run 15 minutes later with a raging/blinding headache because I'm feeling adventurous.....then come back 4 miles later feeling great

Yay headache's gone and I didn't puke.

8/31/2011 5:54:48 PM

I really wanna know where (other than Connecticut) I can get a steamed cheeseburger??


Damn you Man vs. Food!

8/31/2011 10:13:53 PM

I randomly just gained fifty followers on Twitter.

8/31/2011 10:27:19 PM

I love my 05 VW Golf TDI (diesel), but it really isn't big enough to be the Momobile that I need it to be.

8/31/2011 11:20:52 PM