kinda lame episode....no brainiac

11/3/2005 8:50:33 PM

i thought it was alright. lois definitely gave clark a super boner with that lapdance though

11/3/2005 9:02:18 PM

i loved the dukes of hazzard references

plus lois was... wow, just smokin. her boobs are kinda far apart though, that bothers me.


anyways, next week's episode "splinter" looks pretty crazy. almost like some alternate universe shit goin on.

11/3/2005 9:03:42 PM

I couldn't help but think to myself, 'would Clark's boner be strong enough to lift the table?' I'm a sick individual, I know.

And I agree, except for Lois this whole episode was pretty lame. At least there was no freak-of-the-week this time.

[Edited on November 3, 2005 at 9:54 PM. Reason : blah blah blah]

11/3/2005 9:53:55 PM

So this was really an episode huh? Thought it was just a future take on Dukes of Hazzard...so dissapoined in Smallville, but did like the references of DoH...

Anybody else think that Louis is just a lil to bad ass??


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11/3/2005 10:04:29 PM

all i know is that just about every episode with her in it ends with her and clark eyeing each other, kinda knowingly smiling like him and lana used to do.

11/3/2005 10:09:04 PM

What the hell is up w/ next week's episode?? It seems so f-ed up.

11/3/2005 10:10:11 PM

motherfucker. why the fuck would clark stand around and get arrested? he has fucking superpowers!!1

11/3/2005 11:32:43 PM

11/4/2005 12:50:25 AM

FUCK i missed the dukes of hazzard episode

11/4/2005 1:44:14 AM

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"i hope that episode was not an indication that they're starting to run out of ideas"

no need for a respose


OK

so lois poses as a stripper

BUT DOESNT STRIP???????

this is suppose to be a family show. they cant have it both ways.

plus clark gets arrested for being at a strip club? last i checked that was legal. fuck the writters.

[Edited on November 4, 2005 at 4:15 AM. Reason : =]

11/4/2005 4:13:57 AM

^I think he is supposed to be 17. I don't know why Lois would be in trouble though, she is supposed to be a few years older then Clark, Chloe, and Lana.

11/4/2005 7:16:13 AM

he's supposed to be 17 yet he's in college?

[Edited on November 4, 2005 at 7:20 AM. Reason : .]

11/4/2005 7:19:49 AM

^Some people go to college early or have a late Birthday. I know a bunch of people that did not turn 1i8 till 2nd semester


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11/4/2005 8:50:11 AM

as Chloe said "God Bless America!"

11/4/2005 8:56:23 AM

Yeah a few weeks ago in that episode when his dad caught Lana sneaking out he said something along the lines of "I'm 17 yrs old, I am old enough to make adult decisions now." It made me laugh since Tom Welling is actually like 26 yrs old and married.

11/4/2005 9:13:40 AM

The only way Clark could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom..........That would kill him. It doesn't matter how far apart her boobs are. At least it wasn't the really awful vampire episode.

11/5/2005 10:41:45 AM

yeah ok, i don't believe a word anyone is saying. anyone think brainiac is controlling his mind?


ok maybe not, but he's got something to do with it

[Edited on November 10, 2005 at 8:26 PM. Reason : f]

11/10/2005 8:18:25 PM

Yeah, Braniac def had something to do with it...yeah I am saying after the fact but it made sense...he loves testing people and finding out habits and what makes a creature love, tick, hate, hurt

and yeah... Chloe is going to die keeping his secret


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11/10/2005 8:55:21 PM

ok so wait, brainiac is a kryptonian? or does he just have the ability to imitate other species?

11/10/2005 9:01:25 PM

I'm pretty sure he is a Kryptonian. Isn't he supposed to have a bottle hidden away somewhere which contains a shrunken Kryptonian city?

11/10/2005 9:21:13 PM

hes just bullshitting

its my thoery that braniac has been kalel's voice all along

11/10/2005 9:26:06 PM

how could that be, he's only been on the planet a few weeks

11/10/2005 9:36:28 PM

he was in orbit

11/10/2005 10:08:34 PM

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"kalel's voice"

You mean Jor-el's voice?

That would actually make sense since I was pretty sure that Jor-el was a nice guy and obviously Kal-el isn't supposed to take over the world.

11/11/2005 7:18:47 AM

I heard somewhere that suppossedly Jor-El created Brainiac on Kryton. That is why he knows everything about Clark already.

11/11/2005 9:53:11 AM

what did the professor do with that meteor rock at the end? he absorbed it...then dropped it? wtf

11/11/2005 1:33:34 PM

brainiac is not from krypton. he's actually a super computer built from other computers that took over a planet. he was created to scout out other planets to take over. he does have a bottle containing a kryptonian city. he takes these as prospects from the different worlds he visits. in one issue he actually shrunk, and bottled paris for his collection. you can read about him here: http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/brainiac.php

11/11/2005 1:57:18 PM

so..can anyone answer my question above ^^
what did he do with that silver krypto at the end? he absorbed it or something and then dropped it...

what did it do to clark anyway? made him paranoid and stuff, and in an alternate universe? but that's it

11/15/2005 6:40:18 AM

^I think it was mainly to just show how powerful Brainiac is. It seems that he just took a normal rock and made it into silver kryptonite. Obviously he was doing it to make sure that Clark was Kal-el.

11/15/2005 7:11:14 AM

Great Episode tonight....Superman Trailor Teaser.....hmm average but it got me interested


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11/17/2005 8:54:14 PM

Yeah it was a really good episode. Too bad you only got to catch a glimpse of General Zod but the second Brainiac mentioned him I knew the shit would hit the fan. I only would have liked the battle between Clark and Brainiac to be a little longer.

11/17/2005 9:02:42 PM

i marked out for the superman trailer


cannot bloody wait for that movie

11/17/2005 9:09:00 PM

I thought it pretty weak that Brainiac was already destroyed. I dunno how it played out in the comics, but I doubt that Superman killed Brainiac after one battle. I at least expected that once Brainiac got impaled, he'd at least melt back into an oil slick and just slip out of the fortress of solitude, ready to fight another day.

And that trailer has peaked my interest in this movie.

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11/17/2005 9:55:28 PM

Yo, Brainic did not die...that is why the ship dissapeared...He is gone but not dead...betta believe that...

And oh yeah, the battle could and should have been a lil more intense and longer,but I think they playing it as a way for Braniac to have tested "Kal el" to see how strong and how his abiliies have progressed


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11/17/2005 10:17:31 PM

btw, I would think that Lex would have armed guards watching the ship at all times considering how important of a discovery it was. SOMEONE would have seen it disappear. I would also think that there would be a little more then just a single guard tower to get to it.

11/17/2005 11:20:06 PM

Yeah I thought it was a lil loose and weak about the security around the spaceship and plant...

and about how easy it was for louis and co. to get in...


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11/18/2005 12:44:04 PM

That's a pretty good point, actually. I didn't even catch that.

11/18/2005 12:57:16 PM

was it ever officially mentioned somewhere that this guy actually was supposed to be Brainiac? i mean i don't remember him ever caring so much about Zaad, much less trying to free him. it didn't have anything to do with his mission. i never really thought this guy was Brainiac but everyone on here refers to him this way so i feel i must have missed something.

11/18/2005 9:13:24 PM

interview with alfred gough, the show's executive producer

Quote :

"GOUGH: "Lexmas" is going to be first holiday-themed episode, and it'll air sometime in December. "Splinter" and "Solitude" - all I will say is they're Brainiac's first attempt to get Clark to do what he wants.""

11/18/2005 10:01:21 PM

They didn't explicitly say in the show it was Brainiac but they established him as being very smart, and considering he can turn in to black goo, he's obviously not a regular kryptonian or human or anything (probably some nanobots or something).

11/19/2005 12:30:24 AM

yeah, they did the same thing in the Flash episode where they mentioned his real name's (golden age, silver age, etc...) only once then made up a name for the rest of the show. i guess it's their way of saving money by not having to pay DC everytime the name of one of their characters is mentioned on the show.

11/19/2005 7:56:21 AM

^I'm pretty sure they said his real name was Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Flash IV. Don't know why they made him Bart instead of Barry or Wally.

11/20/2005 7:33:31 AM

Yeah good episode.
I was definitely hoping Zod would return before Clark had a chance to pull the black rod out of the ice. Too bad...hopefully he will come back in a future episode...

also, when they started fighting I KNEW someone would fall into a sharp piece of ice sticking out...that was very predictable...

and according to wikipedia, bart is barry's grandson, known as the impulse and kid flash
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Allen

11/20/2005 1:03:47 PM

^^ and ^ good to know, thanks!

11/21/2005 7:52:22 AM

new episode tonight!

12/8/2005 10:56:12 AM

oh man i almost forgot, thanks for the reminder

12/8/2005 11:00:08 AM

i think we're all gonna be disappointed

12/8/2005 11:20:46 AM

Yeah this week's episode doesn't look too great.

"Lexmas"

12/8/2005 11:40:26 AM

let's do this bitch

12/8/2005 7:58:35 PM