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7/22/2010 11:19:22 PM

i could use a good hair pulling

7/22/2010 11:19:31 PM

I feel obligated to post, but I'm too busy laughing.

7/22/2010 11:21:20 PM

I'll take a good hair-pulling from PackPrincess OR zorthage; however, I can get a damn good hooker for less than the cost of airfare.

Or, I can just suffer through. Gee.

7/22/2010 11:24:17 PM

Well, I'm watching zorthage pull PackPrincess's hair and all for the cost of a good bottle of whiskey. So neener neener.

7/22/2010 11:25:49 PM

Bitch.

7/22/2010 11:26:11 PM

Is paged.

7/22/2010 11:26:15 PM

I WIN!

7/22/2010 11:26:32 PM

...AIDS is your prize. Not sure that's a "win".

7/22/2010 11:27:19 PM

holy crap...

7/22/2010 11:28:09 PM

If I got AIDS, so do you@!! Neener neener!

7/22/2010 11:28:15 PM

Er...?

7/22/2010 11:28:33 PM

and if you got AIDS then you know everyone else who does

7/22/2010 11:28:54 PM

oh snap!

7/22/2010 11:29:21 PM

Yes, I have a diagram!

Dirty dirty wolf web.

7/22/2010 11:29:35 PM

[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 12:23 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

7/23/2010 12:23:25 AM

i love it. i need a t-shirt!

7/23/2010 1:16:51 AM

YOU people need to stop messing up my thread with your ""gross people"" sex.

7/23/2010 7:28:30 AM

^ are you compiling this data for statistical analysis?

7/24/2010 2:31:13 AM

for my pod cast

7/24/2010 11:37:16 AM

It was bound to happen eventually.

*need*

7/25/2010 1:13:57 AM

7/25/2010 1:23:50 AM

7/25/2010 1:24:04 AM

^^^^ I want to be the host.

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 2:24 AM. Reason : hostess with the mostess]

7/25/2010 2:24:27 AM

Quote :

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7/25/2010 4:28:15 AM

zomg

7/27/2010 7:52:30 PM

7/27/2010 8:45:05 PM

oh noes! not more gross people sex!

7/27/2010 8:46:00 PM

so is every TWW husband fail in wife pleasing?

7/27/2010 8:50:04 PM

I could use the company of a female.

^ You'd think they doesn't afraid of anything.

7/27/2010 9:19:11 PM

POST
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7/27/2010 10:46:17 PM

2 more days until i unleash the load of all loads upon my girlfriend. Its been a month since i've had anything sexual

7/27/2010 10:47:10 PM

7/27/2010 10:47:14 PM

I was but thwen I got called stupid, but I've been drinking so ill probably get over t it pretty quickly

7/27/2010 10:52:03 PM

Dat 190% drunk quick lay.

7/27/2010 10:52:35 PM

Raspberries and whipped cream are not a food to eat when needing to post in this thread



I giggled fiendishly while putting in the tip, and squirting.

And then I giggled harder later when I had a larger raspberry, and was able to rupture it with whipped cream

7/27/2010 11:31:46 PM

Quote :

"I giggled fiendishly while putting in the tip, and squirting. "

...that...
...wasn't...
...an...
...innuendo...
...at all...

7/27/2010 11:34:26 PM

k

7/27/2010 11:36:10 PM

^^If I hadn't known CapnObvious IRL, I'd be referring to you as such.

7/27/2010 11:37:45 PM

all week

7/27/2010 11:50:33 PM

7/28/2010 12:02:36 AM

all i can think about right now is making another baby.

7/28/2010 12:04:10 AM

i'm normally not...AT ALL

but the last few days have been nerve wracking

7/28/2010 12:05:57 AM

Post

7/28/2010 12:37:42 AM

I KNOW WHY ALL THE GIRLS ARE HORNY...







IT'S A FULL MOON.

7/28/2010 12:41:28 AM

i'm good now

7/28/2010 4:12:31 AM

I'm not good. I had to turn down a girl tonight.

7/28/2010 4:21:50 AM

Listening to Disturbed.
In college this was on my sex playlist.

7/30/2010 9:26:23 PM

The wife needs to get here already

7/30/2010 9:36:59 PM

BLAH!

Mrphrmenmerr!!!!!!

7/31/2010 8:47:26 PM