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8/3/2010 9:58:48 AM

1. i want to go downstairs to watch discovery channel but i'm too tired to move

2. i want to call my dad to see if he'll be home for dinner or not but i'm too tired to reach forward to the end of my bed to get my phone

tww parents, i give you props

tww parents that work full time and parent, you get even more props

kids wear me out



[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .]

8/3/2010 4:47:40 PM

Tech Talk is Classifieds #2

8/3/2010 4:47:59 PM

My premie went away and the chatter box is gone

8/3/2010 5:18:26 PM

I went to the neighborhood pool and lounged in the Splash Park area with PackPrincess while Silas and her niece played. Now my arms and shoulders are burned and they're owie.

8/3/2010 6:37:12 PM

The lawn care people were a few minutes late pulling out of the driveway this morning, so I didn't have enough time to stop for a cup of coffee on the way to work.

8/3/2010 10:23:29 PM

People that cross the driving lanes in a store parking lot diagonally instead of perpendicular to the direction of the driving lanes. You gotta sit there and wait that extra half second because the shortest distance from the entrance of the store to their car involves them crossing as much driving lane as possible as slowly as possible.

But in all seriousness, some people take it to extremes. You're sitting there waiting while they cross at like a 5° angle, taking forever. When I cross I try to be courteous and even try to speed up a bit if people are waiting on me to cross.


Basically follow the green line, not the red ones. The other red line is for the people that feel the need to walk down the middle of a driving lane instead of to the side.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 1:37 PM. Reason : -]

8/4/2010 1:20:03 PM

I see what you did there.

8/4/2010 2:17:12 PM

I am pissed that i have to pay someone $100 to watch my dog for 8 nights while we go on a cruise

8/5/2010 9:12:30 PM

I don't like to eat most leftovers....

Possibly OLD...I also don't like to read most 25 page threads.

8/5/2010 9:27:57 PM

nevermind this post

I'll be nice I guess

8/5/2010 9:40:47 PM

My filet mignon was pretty good, but the key lime pie I didn't finish was not that good.

8/5/2010 9:45:33 PM

^^ was responding like a jackass then I saw you changed it, so I will be nice as well... He is actually a great guy who trains labs for a living. I have no problem paying 100 for a little training reinforcement. Knowing the fact he gets to run and play outside all week makes it a plus as well.

8/5/2010 9:52:13 PM

I know but that's a really small amount like, per hour

I mean if he's happy with it, then more power to ya son

8/5/2010 9:54:00 PM

yeah that's dirt fucking cheap

pupsi charges like 30 bucks a day.

i'm leaving for vacay tomorrow for a week, and that's like $500 extra that i wish i didn't have to spend.

first world problem: my life's biggest regret is getting dogs.

8/5/2010 9:55:57 PM

buying a car suuuuuucks

8/5/2010 9:59:13 PM

My sales commissions are lower than I would like.

8/6/2010 8:42:23 AM

I have to travel out of the OTHER airport in my city that is much less convenient

8/6/2010 8:43:52 AM

i gotta wait 5 weeks before i can get a cell phone upgrade

8/6/2010 8:47:22 AM

Missed a spot shaving again

Quote :

"I have to travel out of the OTHER airport in my city that is much less convenient"

Haha dulles or bwi?




[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 8:54 AM. Reason : .]

8/6/2010 8:48:21 AM

Putting a pet to sleep

8/6/2010 12:02:29 PM

^

8/6/2010 12:13:11 PM

^^

8/6/2010 12:14:49 PM

yall pm zorthage some love?

He loved that dog so much

8/6/2010 12:17:02 PM

time warner fuckin cable DVR box is shit ass quality ... stupid ass guide takes 5 seconds to perform any action

8/6/2010 11:44:24 PM

[image]http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/659652/My+Haters+Gonna+Hate+comp+D/ [/image]

8/7/2010 1:53:30 PM

8/7/2010 4:40:47 PM

The Peachtree City golf cart war: Gas vs. electric

Quote :

" The debate in Peachtree City is electric golf carts vs. gas golf carts; can they coexist on the paths winding through the Fayette County village? According to an online survey conducted in preparation for the Thursday night City Council meeting, 79 percent of the 1,728 responses agree with a proposed ordinance to ban gas-powered golf cars. The voting also showed 14.6 percent did not want gas-powered carts banned, and the remaining 6.4 percent really didn’t care, according to spokeswoman Betsy Tyler. “My dislike of gas carts does not overcome the freedom of other citizens to make their own choice,” one person wrote on the city’s website. “This smacks of the heavy hand of the nanny state.” The proposed change would allow already-registered gas golf carts to cruise the paths for the next decade, but no new ones would be registered. Pam Dufresne, deputy city clerk, said there are about 10,500 registered carts and 5 percent of those run on gasoline. The gas golf cart owners were asked additional questions on the survey. The most common reasons they chose gas instead of electric are the carts have more power on hills, the fear of the battery running out and stranding the driver and passengers on the path at night, and the gas carts are cheaper to operate. One person suggested the only reason to ban gas-powered carts was “to be difficult and mean-spirited.” The overall response from those supporting the ban was that gas golf carts are noisy, “smelly” and move too fast. “Gas golf carts detract from the natural nature of the path system. They are noisy and they pollute the paths,” one person wrote. Another wrote: “Gas carts are ridiculous, and all of us grown [sic] when we pass one. They stink.”"

8/7/2010 6:20:52 PM

i just realized i'd been watching a DVRed show. so i've sat through all of the commercials. cause i'm not used to having this newfangled technology!

8/8/2010 11:04:33 PM

I was getting paid a ridiculously high salary in my internship this summer yet I have less money in my bank account then I had at the beginning.

8/8/2010 11:13:34 PM

Quote :

"time warner fuckin cable DVR box is shit ass quality ... stupid ass guide takes 5 seconds to perform any action"

Same here. Have they made it yet so I can update my recordings online? I'd get a new box but I'd hate to have to resetup all the recordings.

8/8/2010 11:17:38 PM

^^
that really is a ClassicMixup

8/8/2010 11:42:00 PM

I have to get up and be at work at 5:30am because one of our dumbass section managers is running a 5:30am to 1:30pm schedule while my line will be there until 3:30pm. Even though I am "mandatoried" 10hr days, I am still not a morning person. The good news is once I put the last two hydraulic hoses and a manifold on this engine, I won't have to deal with this douche for another two months.

8/9/2010 12:25:00 AM

I'm sitting in the new library near my parents' house using their wifi, but the new building smell is making me lightheaded. I didn't come to the library to get high

8/9/2010 4:11:51 PM

new neighbors moved in upstairs... fucking loud ass dogs

8/15/2010 6:34:32 PM

For God's sake. I went to boil some water for pasta while I'm paying more attention to the PGA and I got back up to check the boil about ten minutes later... yeah, turned the wrong one on and my pot of water is not even warm. FML.

8/15/2010 7:45:32 PM

fatty denied cheeseburger, stabs mom

http://hiphopwired.com/2010/05/27/overweight-teen-arrested-for-stabbing-mother-over-cheeseburger-video/

8/16/2010 1:07:39 AM

Quote :

"“He had me in the corner. I took a knife and I stabbed him in his finger. He ran in his room and grabbed a big ole butcher knife. He came back and was like 'You cut me, you cut me.' He was standing right there. He just took the knife and stuck it in my arm. " "

8/16/2010 1:13:56 AM

should've checked my chic-fil-a bag when i saw the lady try to give my food to the car in front of me

b/c i didn't, I got home to see that while I paid for a 6 count kids meal I only received a 4 count.

fwp.

8/16/2010 11:32:01 AM

4 nuggets is not enough

8/16/2010 11:41:04 AM

Indeed.

Especially since I like to give one to Sabrina

8/16/2010 11:44:00 AM

Quote :

"Bitch, where's my sandwich?"

8/16/2010 11:58:52 AM

I don't want to go camping because it'll either rain or be too hot.

Plus DA BEARS.

lol

8/16/2010 12:29:02 PM

Quote :

"Plus DA BEARS."

8/16/2010 12:38:35 PM

after about a half hour of chewing sugarfree gum, it turns into the consistency of either tire rubber or toothpaste

8/16/2010 5:51:35 PM

i won't be getting the $1200 a month i've been used to after today

8/16/2010 5:54:38 PM

my dried fruit mix has too much kiwi in it

8/19/2010 8:56:06 AM

Maybe Kiwi likes your dried fruit

8/19/2010 10:21:14 AM

i'm losing all this weight but it's getting to the point where i'm going from my clothes not fitting cause they're too small right to my clothes not fitting cause they're too big...

never get a chance to wear this stuff

8/19/2010 10:26:26 AM

^^^what's up with that?

8/19/2010 10:26:37 AM