then theres no deal. This is why I don't want to play you in an exhibition game. You need more time to get better and I refuse to hold a 7 minute quarter training session if you are not competing. Its just not fun or an efficient use of my time.

8/8/2011 7:48:31 PM

now you are just being silly

8/8/2011 7:49:10 PM

I mean I'm not actually going to murder you

But I will come to TWW regaling my comrades with tales of you pussying out from fear of a comeback

9pm, 7 minute quarters, you can pick the teams, I don't give a shit

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:51 PM. Reason : Probably played 1000 games of NCAA since 03. Don't know if I've ever been down by 21.]

8/8/2011 7:49:59 PM

I played some guy online who absolutely beat the piss out of me by 40+ points the other day

Somehow though, I didn't instantly become a much better player just from observing him whoop me

8/8/2011 7:50:47 PM

better do it E-man, or he will scour the internet for videos of you condo shopping, or threaten to expose your OkCupid profile and other weird shit

^ had a 12 year old bastard that couldnt tell you what a zone defense was beat me 42-17 in around 2008 I think. Worst lost ever.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:53 PM. Reason : d]

8/8/2011 7:51:41 PM

Scouring the internet means reading the first page of google results for 'jaybee1200'

You should be glad I mentioned the okcupid thing when I did. Some people had some devious plans.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:54 PM. Reason : But this conversation isn't about you]

8/8/2011 7:53:33 PM

still weird to me, even if you had a more distinct user name I would never google you just to do it

8/8/2011 7:54:36 PM

If you've never been down by 21 then you can accept the clause since it shouldn't matter right?

You've gotta compromise. I'm already reaching down the isle to play you.

Quote :

"Somehow though, I didn't instantly become a much better player just from observing him whoop me"

this is why i was scared of playing him at first but now that ive improved, my confidence is too high for that to ever be a problem

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : time is the issue now]

8/8/2011 7:56:05 PM

I've agreed to your terms

Let us e-handshake on a 9pm EST kickoff

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : or EDT, whatever it is]

8/8/2011 7:56:44 PM

^^ dude, you cant claim you dont have time when you have spent 4 times as much time in here explaining why you dont have time than it would have taken to just play the damn game in the first place

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : d]

8/8/2011 7:57:16 PM

I say whoever backs out gets the boot.

8/8/2011 7:57:45 PM

I haven't spent any real time because I'm in the kitchen cooking. I can't do laundry and play the game at the same time (not THAT good yet)

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:00 PM. Reason : 9EST if i dont get up by 21 in the first half im counting it as a loss for me]

8/8/2011 7:59:22 PM

Alright, I'm getting on XBL now. I'm down if anyone wants to get a warm-up match in.

I'll be waiting for you at 9, E Man

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:01 PM. Reason : Please stop with the excuses and contingencies. Just play the damn game.]

8/8/2011 8:00:00 PM

^^ what? do you do laundry by hand? why could you not start the laundry then play the game?

8/8/2011 8:01:07 PM

laundry was just a figure of speech for "shit to do"

8/8/2011 8:03:19 PM

Are we playing with dynasty teams?

8/8/2011 8:04:50 PM

advance me

8/8/2011 8:06:30 PM

I am. I suggest you use Alabama. Thats the only team I have trouble scoring against.

8/8/2011 8:07:07 PM

so according to eman, the spread should be eman's team -50 right? I put $5 lafta bucks on Ernie to cover

8/8/2011 8:07:49 PM

^-21


How do you want me to play? I am now able to play any kind of style offense. I can play small ball and only pass on 3rd down. I can play spread and use the short pass as the run. I can play shock and awe and look to score everytime with 3-5 play drives. I can play big ball and play for the first down sticks every play. I can west coast it and hit the backs and tes. I can pound it and run middle or finesse it and hit the outside.

How do you prefer to get it, ernie?

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:13 PM. Reason : im not motivated to play you and trying to motivate myself by having to back up legit trash talk]

8/8/2011 8:08:54 PM

but you said anything under 21 in the first half was a loss. You thinking he can hold you or come back in the second half?

8/8/2011 8:11:00 PM

7minutes is sooo long. eventually i will get it up to 21

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : i scored 87 my last 5 minute game against a really good player/friend with clemson]

8/8/2011 8:13:41 PM

87 in a 5 minute game? sounds like your really good friend is really bad at clock management

i could run it on 1st, 2nd and 3rd down every series and punt on 4th and play prevent defense until you scored for a whole game and you wouldnt have time to put 60 up

8/8/2011 8:16:06 PM

Just don't play like a bitch

I have a feeling you're going to play like a bitch

8/8/2011 8:17:16 PM

^^you are dead on with that analysis. The problem is, dude is competetive as hell and not used to being behind at all much to say down big so when he was down big early all of a sudden he started passing and didn't look back. Thats why i dont want to play ernie if i get up big. you are not going to win once you get down by that much because you can't extend the game long enough without playing stupid.

^o dear that could mean ANYTHING

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:20 PM. Reason : complaining has already begun. ]

8/8/2011 8:20:08 PM

E Man discusses my skillz like we've played several times before, not like he's been avoiding me for two weeks

8/8/2011 8:21:13 PM

playing like a bitch = running your QB 20 yards backwards to avoid the rush, making every play a bootleg, going for it on 4th and 1 on your own 20, etc.

8/8/2011 8:22:13 PM

^

8/8/2011 8:23:47 PM

^^I didn't say anything about your skills i just know there is a HUGE difference between people that coach the computer and people that USER everything and it shows up in the games.

Quote :

"FAKE PUNTS and FAKE FIELD GOALS • You are allowed to do one (1) a game of each. • One Punt + One FG, NEVER TWO Punts or TWO FGs • You cannot attempt a Fake FG on "your side" of the field (Goal - 50ydl) 4th DOWN Play Calling * Allowed to go for it anytime down by (16) or more in the 4th Qtr. * Allowed to go for it anytime down under 2:30 minutes of the 4th Qtr. * OTHERWISE, use the following guidelines: (see chart below) o Goal--39ydl :: NEVER allowed to go for it, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt o 40--49ydl :: Allowed to go for it on 4th and INCHES ONLY, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt o 50--40ydl :: Allowed to go for on 4 and 1 or less, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt or 1 Fake Field Goal o 39ydl--Goal :: Allowed to go for it ANYTIME from you opponents 39 yard line to the goal line. ONSIDE KICKING -Allowed anytime down by (16) or more in the 4th Qtr. -Allowed anytime down under 2:30 minutes of the 4th Qtr. PRE-SNAP DEFENSE -You MUST use the automatic LINE shifts to move your Defensive linemen. You are able to freely move the Defensive lineman after-snap. -You can move any other player manually before and after snap. SUBSTITUTIONS - You May Not Play a HB at FB nor Use a Pre-Play Package moving HB to FB -You can sub any player within their position (Line, Linebacker, Defensive Back) -You cannot manually put WR at DB's, if its automatic then there's no penalty. -Running Backs cannot play Fullback -Tight ends can be Wide Receivers (WR cannot be TE unless it is an in game package) -Running Backs can be Wide Receivers only packages not on the depth chart. -Allowed to make substitutions anytime during the game. - Please limit excessive pausing"

i''ve been playing by these for years. some of it may have a gray area but you get the jist of it. I rarely move the qb at all. it throws off accuracy.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:26 PM. Reason : please drop back 20 yards against me thats more time for me to pick it off or sack you]

8/8/2011 8:26:29 PM

Quote :

"FAKE PUNTS and FAKE FIELD GOALS • You are allowed to do one (1) a game of each."

stopped reading immediately

then read the rest...seems pretty decent

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2011 8:28:48 PM

Quote :

"o Goal--39ydl :: NEVER allowed to go for it, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt o 40--49ydl :: Allowed to go for it on 4th and INCHES ONLY, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt o 50--40ydl :: Allowed to go for on 4 and 1 or less, Unless it's your 1 Fake Punt or 1 Fake Field Goal o 39ydl--Goal :: Allowed to go for it ANYTIME from you opponents 39 yard line to the goal line. "

This is retarded

Just go by common sense, don't play like Les Miles

T-minus 30 minutes

8/8/2011 8:30:48 PM

in past years people put a fast player in and the fake punt direct snap was virtually unstopable. It would score against any punt defense and regular defenses could hold it to 5 if they were lucky.

I had a guy claim that he was doing what arkanasas did all game

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : he thought it was the wildhog since it wasnt in the game yet. ]

8/8/2011 8:32:09 PM

That would be classified as playing like a bitch

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : You sure are posting a lot for a guy who's too busy to play]

8/8/2011 8:34:10 PM

ha, which one of you fuckers put me on cam4.com?

apparently "can i fuck you and your mother, id love that, and mabey eat your shit out of your ass, i never told youthis before but i love scat."

8/8/2011 8:38:32 PM

O.o

8/8/2011 8:47:08 PM

send an invite

8/8/2011 8:55:50 PM

8/8/2011 8:57:00 PM

lol one of those tap r the whole game guys.

8/8/2011 9:05:50 PM

yall in party chat?

8/8/2011 9:10:26 PM

ha, 14-14. Looks like neither are having a problem scoring.

8/8/2011 9:15:05 PM

I'm gonna postpone advancing the dynasty for less than an hour since The Main Event is still underway

8/8/2011 9:18:01 PM

Someone invite me to this ish

8/8/2011 9:24:46 PM

they've gone to radio silence

8/8/2011 9:26:28 PM

ha I'm just looking at the score under ernie's gamertag.
http://live.xbox.com/en-US/FriendCenter

8/8/2011 9:27:40 PM

Oh word

17-21

8/8/2011 9:29:37 PM

holy shit i just had a hilarious TD pass in a ranked game to go up 7-0, will post later

8/8/2011 9:32:46 PM

Halftime

Down 21-17

Should be up 3 but Manuel was Manuel

E Man running 5-wide every play, hasn't rushed once

8/8/2011 9:35:36 PM

ha, he was trying hard to get that 21. Guess he's already lost since you're not losing by 21 at halftime.

Scoreless 3rd quarter.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2011 9:38:13 PM

E Man wins 24-17

He ain't shit

His excuse is gonna be that he was trying to blow me out, wait for it

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 10:07 PM. Reason : Nine sacks for the FSU defense]

8/8/2011 10:02:44 PM

Ernie are your scouting services available for the week State plays UK? 5 wide you say?

8/8/2011 10:09:48 PM