[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 4:51 PM. Reason : fucking page toppers. 2514]

9/15/2011 4:50:53 PM

9/15/2011 4:54:51 PM

stupid haircut

9/15/2011 4:55:26 PM

she finally decides to answer after I'd made up my mind to come back to raleigh

9/15/2011 5:07:16 PM

proper level of excitement shown, thats more like it


somebody else post damnit

9/15/2011 5:15:51 PM

when is too early to have sex when dating? 2nd date? 3rd? 4th?

I've always been either the 1st or even before dating has started... I dont know what to do now

9/15/2011 5:22:56 PM

nothing new

nothing fresh

9/15/2011 5:24:38 PM

I'm debating crashing pilgrimshoes's wedding. There are bound to be some dime peices there that I can bag

9/15/2011 5:35:51 PM

depends on how you feel about the guy


if you actually like him, dear god do yourself a favor and don't screw him right away. take this from the source. I almost never end up dating a chick that I have sex with the first night for any length of time. And I'll have to admit, the girl I'm living with now and have been dating for 2 years was definitely the type of girl (or so I thought) that I just wanted to hit it and quit it...but she held out for a little while and it actually made me respect her for it, so whether I did or not I convinced myself that I wanted HER and not her ladyparts.

And besides, that way you'll preclude a fair number of douchebags and regrets by getting the first few dates out of the way before giving it up and increasing that number

9/15/2011 5:35:51 PM

2 presents down, 2 to go


one will be picked up after lunch tomorrow (if it's done )
one will arrive tomorrow night

9/15/2011 5:39:05 PM

Quote :

"is work all you think about at work?"

Not alllllways.....but today I was especially ggrevated because I have much I want/need to do before the bachelorette weekend and it was driving me crazy that they gave me vto yesterday (which was great, but I didn't need it as much as I did today) but not today. And we were even slower today than yesterday

9/15/2011 5:46:15 PM

Tired, but must put the final touches on this spreadsheet so I can turn in this tower tomorrow. Damn complicated assy stuff.

9/15/2011 5:58:02 PM

Man, I'm just now realizing how sore I am from that wreck. My entire back and left ribcage feels like it was crushed. Which I guess it was, considering when I low-sided I landed on my left side then slid to my back while the 800lb bike fell on top of me...I thought I pushed it off before the full weight hit me but maybe that's why that side of the bike isn't as messed up, I took the brunt of it

anyway if I'm this sore now I can't wait for Saturday


stop thinking about work linds

9/15/2011 6:13:32 PM

^ Sounds like cause to lay on the couch and drink beer.

[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 6:22 PM. Reason : OR take a seriously hot shower with an ice cold showerbeer.]

9/15/2011 6:22:01 PM

you, sir, are a genius. hotshowercoldbeer is in my future tonight

9/15/2011 6:39:26 PM

I merely pass on the knowledge bestowed upon me from Something Awful. See: The Bachelor Shit Thread in Post Your Favorite (PYF): http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3418537

9/15/2011 6:41:32 PM

aha awesome

Quote :

"Mondays are the greatest day in the world to me. I never work mondays, my son is at his mothers and my girlfriend works. Thanks to the last thread, I have now perfected my perfect Bachelor Mondays. I wake up between 10am and 2pm, no alarm, my phone is off, I wake up whenever I feel like it. Wake up, grab a cold beer, jump in the shower, enjoy both. I then get dressed in sweats and go to the meat market buy my self a nice ribeye. I then come home, and undress normally to just my boxers and sit around. Let the steak rest and dry for a few hours while browsing the forums, watching netflix and chilling out. Cook the steak up, enjoy that with a nice cold beer and then play video games for however long I want, normally 6 to 8 hours."

[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 6:46 PM. Reason : you should make a bachelor shit thread for tww]

9/15/2011 6:46:22 PM

dragging a huge cooler full of ice and a 1/6 keg was not easy by myself, but I'm very excited about this surprise sitting in the hall closet and he has no idea!!

9/15/2011 7:03:18 PM

Awww, Dave. I should have read more of your posts. I feel like a heartless bitch. I'm glad you're ok. Get some rest, enjoy a beer, and feel better


For me: finally off work, , and now here having a Red Oak with Brett and Danny and s
Sooooo ready for the weekend and tomorrow off!!!

[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : autocorrect]

9/15/2011 7:55:39 PM

i in no way meant to imply that...i was just saying you should be dreaming about that red oak or those sexy men you were about to hang out with instead of dwelling on your job

9/15/2011 8:03:17 PM

^^ ooh ooh, I want a red oak!!



...oh wait...

9/15/2011 8:11:16 PM

I know, I just felt bad that I was oblivious to the fact you had an accident


And Liz, there's a remedy for that

9/15/2011 8:13:46 PM

....

Anyway! Almost to southport and little dude peeped a few times, but for the most part he was awake staring at his bee

Well...last mile he pipes up again.

[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 8:21 PM. Reason : ]

9/15/2011 8:19:00 PM

on screen keyboard ftl

9/15/2011 10:46:32 PM

Last

9/15/2011 10:46:55 PM

indeed

9/15/2011 10:48:00 PM

photo of on screen keyboard please?

9/15/2011 10:48:35 PM

The best feeling in the world....

When you join the band thats playing and as soon as you start singing the whole crowd shuts up and turns doing to hear you sing.....i was almost brought to tears....

9/15/2011 10:59:12 PM

9/15/2011 11:01:55 PM

For what purpose?

No physical keyboard?

[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ?]

9/15/2011 11:04:11 PM

spilt drink on my keyboard last night, gonna get a new one tomorrow....also the laptop is in the other room...first world lazy problem

9/15/2011 11:06:11 PM

So, before you got the on-screen keyboard, you had Sticky Keys?




[Edited on September 15, 2011 at 11:13 PM. Reason : shiftshiftshiftshiftshift]

9/15/2011 11:12:50 PM

lol, indeed

9/15/2011 11:14:25 PM

wish me luck, jerkwads

9/16/2011 12:26:59 AM

how have I been awake for an hour already


also YAY for this weekend

9/16/2011 5:40:25 AM

Almost finished second cleaning job of the day...


One more to go then it's myrtle beach bound

9/16/2011 6:11:40 AM

Now I have to wait for the old deaf guy to drive me home.

9/16/2011 7:26:33 AM

I don't feel all that great today

9/16/2011 7:39:54 AM

lol at all the people in shorts who don't watch the weather

9/16/2011 8:04:56 AM

yay cool weather and yay friday.

9/16/2011 8:07:43 AM

Morning

Ps: I don't like the cold weather

9/16/2011 8:12:56 AM

Tickets!
I need tickets!

And I love this weather
love love love love love love love

9/16/2011 8:14:09 AM

I am not talking NC cold, I am talking Michigan cold

9/16/2011 8:17:18 AM

poor Tarun

9/16/2011 8:23:27 AM

Oh that's right, I forgot

9/16/2011 8:23:53 AM

One day I will get out of here...one day!

9/16/2011 8:26:32 AM

Tarun.
Never forget.

9/16/2011 8:40:56 AM

My building's security guard was promoted which is awesome but he's not going to be at my building anymore.

That makes me really sad.

9/16/2011 8:44:15 AM

you'd think the firefighter would be the one most likely to use their seatbelt

9/16/2011 8:45:59 AM

Need to grab some food, do a few errands, take Brett to his truck, come back, shower and I'm Myrtle Beach bound!!!!

9/16/2011 8:52:37 AM