oversleeping did not help my outlook on life at all!

7/22/2008 12:35:39 PM

Quote :

"my golden showers birthday is this year"

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 12:40 PM. Reason : ""]

7/22/2008 12:39:45 PM

Worst thing about all this is no sex for a long ass time.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : he smells so good ]

7/22/2008 12:40:38 PM

i might as well go to target

7/22/2008 12:50:45 PM

i also have to go to sears.
humbug.

7/22/2008 12:51:54 PM

scratch all that...*grrrr*

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 1:06:53 PM

Ok it's not THE worst thing but yeah....


To pursue this or not.....

7/22/2008 1:20:55 PM

I wish this sick to my stomach feeling would go away.

7/22/2008 1:21:50 PM

Quote :

"If I see one more personal ad or profile saying "I'm a dominate Master.." I'm going to give someone an enema with a pureed Webster's dictionary."

<3

7/22/2008 1:24:24 PM

I want it to be yesterday afternoon again.

7/22/2008 1:29:21 PM

i want my stomach to stop making noises

7/22/2008 1:31:27 PM

lunch then go to work

7/22/2008 1:37:25 PM

Not out of the woods yet but

7/22/2008 1:52:23 PM

I never thought I'd be in a closed grocery store at 3am before. We had a refrigeration issue, and I stayed with the CSM so the Asst. Mgr. didn't have to come in. I was on the clock (after being called in!) from 6pm to 3am.

7/22/2008 2:23:00 PM

confirmation! she kicked him out of the house

7/22/2008 2:28:39 PM

if you need a place to live, theres a room at my apt up for a year lease starting aug 1

7/22/2008 2:31:43 PM

fuck i cant put this up here

its gonna be a long week.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : sfdd]

7/22/2008 2:46:10 PM

^ i don't get it?

7/22/2008 2:47:28 PM

there we go


[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:48 PM. Reason : sfddfd]

7/22/2008 2:48:00 PM

is he your uncle? cousin? father? brother?

i'm sorry

7/22/2008 2:51:44 PM

7/22/2008 3:12:02 PM

Quote :

"if you need a place to live, theres a room at my apt up for a year lease starting aug 1"

nonono...some douchebag i know got kicked out by his wife.

7/22/2008 3:19:45 PM

^^^the son was a very good friend of mine.
havent talked to him in quite a bit though.

7/22/2008 3:20:54 PM

A chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich is a pretty darn good cheer up gift.

7/22/2008 3:36:33 PM

Joice... you have mail

7/22/2008 3:40:45 PM

hahahaha

Have you seen that movie "Just Friends"?!?!?!?

That just reminded me of the mom...she gets on the phone and is like JOYCE...JOOOOOOOOYCE...IS THAT YOU JOYCE?!?!

7/22/2008 3:47:10 PM

<3 joice its an awesome name.

7/22/2008 3:55:14 PM

Jo-Ice

7/22/2008 3:56:42 PM

houston she's getting creepy...

7/22/2008 3:59:01 PM

nobody call the cops on me this time

7/22/2008 4:11:56 PM

DUDE!! I'm so going to organize relay races for this at the company picnic



it's only one, so i think we'll have to have relay teams and time each team...YEAH!!!

7/22/2008 4:13:02 PM

oh i got me my tan back now i hope it doesn't turn into a burn.
on another note i look hillarious naked b/c of the monokini's tan lines

7/22/2008 4:33:29 PM

monokini? is that a one piece? i've never heard that before



and boy howdy, i hope i get that job

7/22/2008 4:41:33 PM

i hope i get in a bad car accident
but if it doesnt work out right and i'm at fault that would really suck
anyone else wanna take the blame

7/22/2008 4:47:13 PM

i need to poop. that is all.

7/22/2008 4:56:46 PM

I am either going to completely kick ass at bowling tonight or get like a 40.

7/22/2008 5:02:14 PM

THUNDER OH NO. i wanted to eat dinner outside somewhere

7/22/2008 5:09:49 PM

sushi tonight! kick ass!

7/22/2008 5:14:54 PM

fuuuuck its cold in here

7/22/2008 5:15:43 PM

good times.....good times.....

7/22/2008 5:16:46 PM

My dad has had another day with no alcohol. Going to therapy. He might actually work this out.

7/22/2008 5:32:27 PM

So much driving. x_x

7/22/2008 5:32:46 PM

i think i want to move back to greensboro

7/22/2008 5:39:04 PM

^ Good call.

More driving, but at least it's to ultimate.

7/22/2008 5:47:35 PM

i feel like im ready to fight TOMORROW

i cant wait til november someones gettin hurt

7/22/2008 6:17:58 PM

my dog keeps farting

7/22/2008 6:18:56 PM

I <3 Fun Dip!

7/22/2008 6:19:56 PM

Can't stop wondering why ppl look at me crazy just b/c I have "some junk in my trunk" (literally and figuratively) and hear me playing the new Jeezy mixtape or some new Plies. WTF?!?! It's no different than hearing some redneck playing country or bluegrass. We are all entitled to like what we like.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 6:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/22/2008 6:20:32 PM

you're silly

7/22/2008 6:23:27 PM

Oh my God.

7/22/2008 6:33:14 PM