imagine if you had an ingrown toenail on the tip of your dick

9/20/2011 5:55:09 PM

saps has a toe dick...


oh, and since no one reads the last post:

cutting it out of the skin is one thing (I can do that to myself) - cutting down the center of the nail and ripping it out like this would be way hardcore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba0Sv31rveI

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 5:56 PM. Reason : s]

9/20/2011 5:55:42 PM

like right there on the tip of your dick, and you just had to rip it out

9/20/2011 5:58:57 PM

cut a V in the middle of the nail. gotta cut it pretty deep, but less painful than full-on cutting them out. works on all but the very worst.

9/20/2011 6:00:25 PM

to pill it up or not to pill it up...

that is the question

9/20/2011 6:01:09 PM

^If it will make this better for you I say do it.....but only whatever the prescribed dosage is!!!!!!





Although if your "Hart" shows up, you'll wanna be awake....Sooooo

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 6:29 PM. Reason : #]

9/20/2011 6:27:03 PM

i'm going to give it a little while then make my decision...


and no worries about overdosing...


the only drug i abuse is goody's powder

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM. Reason : fingers crossed]

9/20/2011 6:35:42 PM

i'm so hungry and epic fail on making dinner.... i cant even force myself to eat it...

9/20/2011 7:23:56 PM

I cooked.

successfully.

9/20/2011 7:28:04 PM

9/20/2011 7:56:22 PM

9/20/2011 8:42:23 PM

"contains details of his computer crimes"

Rolling. On The Floor. Laughing.

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 8:53 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2011 8:53:02 PM

what an absolute piece of shit that movie was

9/20/2011 8:56:27 PM

and that's that

9/20/2011 9:07:00 PM

9/20/2011 9:19:24 PM

I think I'm going to go to bed at 9:30. So tired.

9/20/2011 9:33:56 PM

i'm way too emotional..i let things bother me way more than they should, blah

9/20/2011 9:56:43 PM

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

9/20/2011 10:18:49 PM

darnit...it appears the new girl did not record

welp...it did! but 90210 did not...d'oh!

[Edited on September 20, 2011 at 10:59 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2011 10:58:44 PM

anyone want to put me on their payroll?

9/20/2011 11:02:34 PM

I too would like that to happen.

9/20/2011 11:03:34 PM

I played so bad tonight

wtf

9/20/2011 11:05:15 PM

Here's how I'm getting work done right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsDugITBANI&feature=related

Holy shit that rules. Hahaha...

9/20/2011 11:32:51 PM

I has a happee

9/20/2011 11:42:03 PM

you has a LOVE

9/20/2011 11:43:40 PM

OK damn it, this day has gone on long enough! I'm going to sleep.

9/21/2011 12:29:47 AM

fuck, that did not go how i wanted it to go

9/21/2011 12:41:00 AM

9/21/2011 12:48:41 AM

I'm not one to complain about every single facebook change, but holy mother of fuck this thing is awful now

seriously thinking about getting rid of it now

9/21/2011 1:27:14 AM

I'm fucking over it....I don't care anymore....I'm sick of being someone that expects the same out of people that I would do for them

NEVER in a million years would I dream of leaving someone without making sure they had a ride home first...NEVER


I'm so pissed and hurt at the same time.

9/21/2011 2:01:32 AM

I shouldn't have moved my car...I should've acted like I never made it home and left my car where it was just to make their morning harder.

9/21/2011 2:12:59 AM

Emily and Christine

Two people I loved to gossip with.

You guys would have liked my night.

9/21/2011 3:43:18 AM

why is sleep so difficult

9/21/2011 6:27:15 AM

fog makes people cray cray.

9/21/2011 8:02:08 AM

What to do this weekend

9/21/2011 8:08:55 AM

blah morning

9/21/2011 8:11:01 AM

good luck today!

9/21/2011 8:18:24 AM

this kid

"Hey ma! I woke up 6 times last night and you got zero sleep...look at me smile! listen to me coo!! aren't I the cutest?!"

yes...yes you are you cute little shit

9/21/2011 8:20:52 AM

^ lol

And holy fucking cramps

9/21/2011 8:21:47 AM

Morning

9/21/2011 8:48:12 AM

hangover.....

9/21/2011 9:05:20 AM

funny things are funny.

and no it's not going to change my mind

9/21/2011 9:23:33 AM

http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/which-is-americas-best-city-09202011.html

whooo

9/21/2011 9:28:27 AM

Today doesn't feel like a good day.

9/21/2011 9:32:55 AM

i feel like this email is a little too little too late

9/21/2011 10:10:37 AM

^ ha i got one of those emails this morning too

9/21/2011 10:19:40 AM

lol--must have been in the air. mine was an apology. and it wasn't even a personal apology, but a dual one sent to me and a friend. our beef with this one person is completely separate and non-related...it's like "i'm so sorry, and please forgive me; however, i can't even write a personal apology for the wrong I've done"

smh

9/21/2011 10:23:05 AM

blah! Facebook is starting to get as jumbled and convoluted at MySpace was... sonsabitches

9/21/2011 10:33:13 AM

I sent my feedback about the change....I said quit telling me what you think I'd like to hear and let me control my own experience.

9/21/2011 10:34:27 AM

i dont get it - my facebook changed weeks ago. i was so confused when people were complaining about it changing and then realized that i guess my changed rolled out before anyone elses.

9/21/2011 10:36:17 AM