9/21/2011 2:21:51 PM

I want mine to have a big Tennessee "T" on it with the phrase "you'll be cryin Volun-tears" under it

9/21/2011 2:22:22 PM

^ lame

9/21/2011 2:22:46 PM

LOL Brett...its almost a given that you will get a koozie at a wedding these days

no big surprise

9/21/2011 2:24:55 PM

but it seems like every little thing that is going to happen now is being told to all the guest before hand... it is kinda fun to come in and see these things

9/21/2011 2:25:34 PM

There is a guy that works for us in India whose name is Dikshit Dikshit.

This might be the most awesome thing I've ever known.

9/21/2011 2:25:43 PM

Japandroids

9/21/2011 2:30:52 PM

i blame facebook

9/21/2011 2:36:23 PM

I think I wanna be sedated for a week straight.

9/21/2011 2:37:33 PM

i am so tired.

9/21/2011 2:39:00 PM

me too

and Brett's crying reminded me that I need to order koozies for my birthday celebration

9/21/2011 2:42:40 PM

lol at this link text

http://news.yahoo.com/man-wins-dumpling-eating-contest-then-dies-150830490.html

9/21/2011 2:43:16 PM

I don't know why I thought hot dogs were a good lunch choice because they certainly weren't.

9/21/2011 2:45:47 PM

^^^you mistake crying for expressing an opinion that differs than yours- common mistake, I understand

[Edited on September 21, 2011 at 2:46 PM. Reason : ^]

9/21/2011 2:45:50 PM

you mistake jokes for serious comments a lot

9/21/2011 3:07:33 PM

I really don't know how most people misinterpret ^ jokes as serious posts, although I think I've done it before.

9/21/2011 3:10:57 PM

i was just trolling your trolling


BUT SERIOUSLY, INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUISNESS, K?


(note: there is a slight difference between ball busting and jokes, and when one ball busts me, I ball bust back- I'm in no way offended and understand it is all in good internet stupidity)

[Edited on September 21, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : note]

9/21/2011 3:11:45 PM

9/21/2011 3:14:08 PM

9/21/2011 3:14:22 PM

ok as long as we're on the same page

cry baby

9/21/2011 3:15:01 PM

9/21/2011 3:16:42 PM

9/21/2011 3:16:52 PM

i'd rather be procrasturbating

9/21/2011 3:24:05 PM

^

9/21/2011 3:24:53 PM

brrr i dunno why my office is so cold esp with no air. its like 80s outside....

my feet are so cold.

9/21/2011 3:38:57 PM

GoldenGirl == GUCCI MANE EXPOSED?e?d?d?e?!212!!!11/1/1/2/2/2!?@/12

BRRR

9/21/2011 3:43:58 PM

"Ryan" sent me flowers

9/21/2011 4:00:23 PM

beyond sweet

9/21/2011 4:01:33 PM

I'm like over the moon right now. I've only gotten flowers a few times...this is kinda beyond awesome

I feel like I should've made more than "pull previously cooked meal out of the freezer and thaw" for dinner

9/21/2011 4:09:54 PM

i don't think men realize how much random flowers mean to a lady.

it's really like the most awesome thing evar

okay maybe not EVER but still

9/21/2011 4:10:44 PM

i thought men only send flowers when they wanted something/did a mistake

9/21/2011 4:15:08 PM

Quote :

"i don't think men realize how much random flowers mean to a lady. it's really like the most awesome thing evar"

yep

9/21/2011 4:17:03 PM

That's like the worst news I could have gotten at work






Trying not to cry....

9/21/2011 4:26:33 PM

Those flowers are beautiful and totally you LK!

I like random flowers but I'd much rather be surprised with chocolate of any kind (ice cream, cookies, cake, cupcake, etc ) Or a surprise dinner out. Flowers just aren't my thing I think.

9/21/2011 4:33:21 PM

Ivenever gotten random flowers

9/21/2011 4:34:47 PM

I get flowers on Valentine's Day

thats it.

9/21/2011 4:36:23 PM

That's because the hubby thinks it'll get him laid.

9/21/2011 4:37:05 PM

who's getting shit done?

this guy!

fuck yeah!

9/21/2011 4:41:35 PM

I too am getting shit done

9/21/2011 4:44:18 PM

liar

9/21/2011 4:48:03 PM

urite, I GOT shit done

and am about to get more shit done

son

[Edited on September 21, 2011 at 4:49 PM. Reason : why aren't you on google talk]

9/21/2011 4:48:52 PM

I AM GETTING SO MUCH SHIT DONE Y'ALL

9/21/2011 4:50:48 PM

I'll admit it


I haven't done anything today- mostly because I still haven't gotten my truck from last night

9/21/2011 4:53:36 PM

so sleepy.
so need to go shopping for my growing child. silas had a nervous breakdown in target this afternoon because i wanted him to try on a pair of shoes. had to leave the store without getting my shopping done.

9/21/2011 4:53:46 PM

i, too, need shoes

9/21/2011 4:57:11 PM

My son is a 40 pound monster who no longer fits in toddler clothing.

9/21/2011 4:57:47 PM

why is my back STILL sore from the weekend.

good grief!

9/21/2011 6:00:28 PM

sex injuries on this page

9/21/2011 6:03:03 PM

off to take my laptop to see the geniuses at the apple store after my mishap yesterday morning

wish me luck

better yet...give me a reason to tell them why there's a dent other than I DROPPED THAT SHIT

9/21/2011 6:13:08 PM

Shut it in the car door?

Friend dropped something on it?

9/21/2011 6:20:09 PM