it was a joke, no one ever actually calls me steve, I'd laugh if they did

9/27/2011 6:18:26 PM

FROM THIS MOMENT ON, YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS STEVE, THE MEDIOCRE!

9/27/2011 6:19:52 PM

I can live with that, I'd like a name change

9/27/2011 6:22:35 PM

Ugh this guy needs to shut up, stop bitching, tell me what he wants, and get the hell off my phone

9/27/2011 6:36:48 PM

so i just realized a girl i went to HS with was shot by her ex-husband in an attempted murder-suicide and is in critical condition. what a crazy world.

9/27/2011 6:49:53 PM

Quote :

"Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status"

9/27/2011 6:51:02 PM

9/27/2011 6:57:01 PM

saps852 and sawahash became facebook friends on August 21, 2008

9/27/2011 7:10:44 PM

I don't think thats true

[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 7:20 PM. Reason : oh wait, there was a de and re friending]

9/27/2011 7:19:58 PM

only 35 more minutes

We so excited!

9/27/2011 7:21:00 PM

my head hurts so fucking bad

9/27/2011 7:24:54 PM

elkaybie brought leftover Honeybaked ham to saps852's 3rd Annual Post-Tukery Day Potluck Dinner in 2007

9/27/2011 7:27:12 PM

it's little things like being left off of crucial team emails and not being informed of massive changes coming my way that kinda sucks :-/

9/27/2011 7:30:54 PM

i was thinking about getting a honey baked ham today actually...weird you picked that out of all the things to post form your timeline

Quote :

"after reading this thread over the past year I've lost any desire to have kids, I'm not sure I could handle it"

hahaha it's really not that bad. just like anything in life it's not always easy.

BUT there was a LOT of good today that make the bad all worth it. he and I had a conversation in oohs, ahhs, cahs, and smiled & made silly faces at each other for nearly an hour today. he also rolled over (for real for real; that first time after he was born was a total gravitational fluke!) for the first time. we also had a pleasant lunch w/ Uncle Jason and went to see grandma. I'm also figuring out which music calms him down on car rides--Grateful Dead!

when it does get bad, you just gotta put him in the crib for a bit and walk away/breathe. regroup and get back to it.

9/27/2011 7:41:51 PM

those post turkey day potlucks were always fun

9/27/2011 7:50:37 PM

somebody ought to do one this year

i'll actually be able to attend for the first time

9/27/2011 7:55:03 PM

I don't have room, but if someone wants to host I'd be down

9/27/2011 7:56:14 PM

we're actually going to host thanksgiving dinner here

9/27/2011 8:18:34 PM

This hotel room has like 4 bathrooms.

9/27/2011 9:59:50 PM

^ i hope you have an awesome time lady

9/27/2011 10:02:06 PM

Woot! Melting pot gift card! Yay!

9/27/2011 10:13:18 PM

I wish I had more vodka.

Off to SPY for some EDM!

[Edited on September 27, 2011 at 11:41 PM. Reason : beewwwwwwwwwww]

9/27/2011 11:41:18 PM

i forgot i have tylenol with codeine

9/27/2011 11:44:11 PM

Cut Copy are pretty awesome...sweating one's balls off, not so much.

9/28/2011 12:05:27 AM

I have never been so stressed out in my life

9/28/2011 12:07:26 AM

signed up for tww 10 years ago yesterday.

9/28/2011 1:10:51 AM

9/28/2011 1:14:27 AM

thats so freaking adorable

9/28/2011 1:16:04 AM

you know what? SLIDE!!!

9/28/2011 2:49:38 AM

f u hot sauce

9/28/2011 3:00:20 AM

NO...FOR REAL.....SLIDE

9/28/2011 3:01:18 AM

say aye aye aye ooooo where do we go now

9/28/2011 3:13:33 AM

i meant to be reading my book and not reading random crap about psych drugs on the innerwebz if i had to stay awake dammit

9/28/2011 3:14:44 AM

oh hai waking up at 430 am, time for a big day.

9/28/2011 6:05:25 AM

it's a surreal feeling when you see the little boy whose diaper you used to change all grown up wearing a t-shirt saying "DTF"




[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 6:46 AM. Reason : dfg]

9/28/2011 6:42:06 AM

every major westbound roadway has a huge accident. that was the last thing i needed on a day when I can only leave the little guy alone for ~2 hours at a time.

frack

9/28/2011 6:44:31 AM

day 2....

9/28/2011 6:53:52 AM

lol, i had to google "DTF"

9/28/2011 7:08:41 AM

slow minka is slow

9/28/2011 7:21:31 AM

I am fucking exhausted

9/28/2011 7:21:57 AM

It's fucking early

9/28/2011 7:41:30 AM

been up for over two hours, yet can't actually leave to do anything yet. lame!

9/28/2011 7:43:44 AM

i forgot this morning I was was out of milk for cereal so i had to substitute chocolate milk... not really the same

9/28/2011 8:22:00 AM

Quote :

"Warning: We believe your account was recently accessed from: Indonesia (telkom.net.id:118.96.53.99)."

Well thank you google for notifying me two days later...

9/28/2011 8:29:21 AM

this outstanding balance here is pretty much the only thing making me remotely happy at the moment...

9/28/2011 9:07:22 AM

Fun night



and dammit- just a couple more posts and I'll break into the 30k group

9/28/2011 9:10:58 AM

9/28/2011 9:14:35 AM

I am so fucking tired

9/28/2011 9:19:07 AM

^ this.

And this vacation coming up next week is very, very needed. Haven't had more than 1-2 days off at a time all year. With the exception of when I had my appendix out, but that doesn't count.

9/28/2011 9:30:30 AM

^^^ I love that video. I have a english setter and he is just as crazy as that dog

9/28/2011 9:31:21 AM