Quote :

"If you want to get a new policy on that pussy let me know erica. They don't have the kind of insurance on the damage I'm gonna do to your guts."

ZOMG hahahahahahahha funniest comment of the day. that made me laugh out loud at work. thank you for that.

10/12/2011 1:55:48 PM

you cant always get what you want

10/12/2011 2:33:13 PM

^^Inorite

I totes wasn't expecting it....so funny

10/12/2011 2:48:38 PM

I love the company's lunch policy... they still bought us tijuana flats for lunch, even though they let us go home for the day immediately after



that being said, yay short work day! now I wanna throw, but need to find someone to throw with

10/12/2011 3:10:59 PM

tijuana flats is soooo good

10/12/2011 3:23:55 PM

i want some ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thank you aunt flo

10/12/2011 3:25:28 PM

man i love moonberries/sweet frog frozen yogurt shops

10/12/2011 3:26:11 PM

^^^I had never had it before I started working here, and I've had it twice now... pretty darn good for a burrito and taco place. I love the hot sauce bar

^I haven't been to a frozen yogurt place since TCBY

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 3:27 PM. Reason : ^]

10/12/2011 3:26:58 PM

its freakin great, you get your flavor(s) of yogurt and toppings and pay by weight

its cheap and you can get just what you need. they have these things called bobas that are like little fruit gushers they are great

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 3:29 PM. Reason : t]

10/12/2011 3:28:40 PM

speaking of frozen yogurt, skinny dip is right next to tijuana flats on falls. soooooooo good. now i want both!

10/12/2011 3:29:05 PM

I, too, like tijuana flats

10/12/2011 3:29:45 PM

I would probably kill someone for some Mexican food right now. Guess that's what I am making for dinner.

Also I just realized all I have eaten today is a bagel and a couple almonds.

10/12/2011 3:30:23 PM

thanks guise now i want tacos and ice cream

10/12/2011 3:32:11 PM

^^aaron totally backed out on climbing today. so lame.

also, after all this talk it's going to be very difficult for me to lay off the frozen yogurt addiction tonight

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 3:33 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2011 3:32:15 PM

^^

10/12/2011 3:35:22 PM

So let me make sure I have this right, you go in at 10, work for like 2 hrs, get lunch, they pay for your lunch, and pay you while you are having lunch, then let you go?




I hate you sometimes

10/12/2011 3:37:41 PM

He told me. Sorry he's a pooper. I think he just wants to wait till I go too.

10/12/2011 3:38:16 PM

I put in a solid 4.5 hours and got paid for 5...

10/12/2011 3:39:01 PM

i put in 6 hours sometimes and get paid for 9

(Sorry Meg)

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : u]

10/12/2011 3:42:01 PM

I could totally go for mexican food tonight.

Being broke sucks.

10/12/2011 4:50:21 PM

i really cannot find enough hours in the day to get this shit done.

10/12/2011 5:18:48 PM

not understanding why ios5 isn't showing up when I sync my phone or the iPad

YES we've gotten the itunes update

AHA! there it is

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2011 5:26:57 PM

Lady at work made copies of the nutritional facts for the state fair food and left them on everyone's desk this morning.

Why the fuck do I care about the calories? Its not like I'm eating a turkey leg everyday.

10/12/2011 5:31:56 PM

there are four places just on my drive home from work, that are open every day of the year, that i can stop by and get a turkey leg whenever the fuck i want

i love texas

10/12/2011 5:36:16 PM

damn that's pretty fantastic

10/12/2011 5:37:05 PM

i might stop by and get one on the way home today

there's few things more awesome than a fucking turkey leg.



also, there's one shitty bar that advertises to deep fry whatever you bring in. i'm tempted to try some weird shit.

10/12/2011 5:39:25 PM

I agree

you should have them at your wedding

10/12/2011 5:40:48 PM

honestly, it did come up in conversation

mostly in passing

along the lines of "i want a 8 foot tall mountain of chickfila nuggets and a guy handing out smoked turkey legs right next to the bar"

10/12/2011 5:44:24 PM

come midnight everyone would think you're the most amazing person in the world if those were by the bar

10/12/2011 5:45:47 PM

a beautiful pair of lips wrapped around my cock.

10/12/2011 5:46:36 PM

Turkey legs are the perfect drive thru food. I would make them cost $4.xx, where they factor in the local tax so it always adds up to exactly five bucks. Then when you're done eating, perfect projectile road rage weapon.

10/12/2011 5:48:06 PM

oh man

they'd be great favors

thanks for coming! here's a turkey leg for your ride home.

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 5:48 PM. Reason : posted before i read ^. get out of my head]

10/12/2011 5:48:30 PM

I'd crash your wedding just to get a turkey leg

10/12/2011 5:49:36 PM

Provide zero toilet paper, then when folks ask, shrug your shoulders and be like "Shoulda kept your bone"

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 5:53 PM. Reason : Its like the three seashells, but with a Texas twist]

10/12/2011 5:51:36 PM

LOL

10/12/2011 6:44:12 PM

Girl on match emailed me and looks strikingly like Amanda Knox -- not sure how I feel about that.

10/12/2011 7:19:55 PM

ask her about her thoughts on handcuffs

10/12/2011 7:26:18 PM

holy progress batman

10/12/2011 7:59:35 PM

My neighbor underneath my apartment is very attractive and I was super stoked to find out that it is her brother she is living with and not her bf. Can't wait to get back and get to know my neighbor better.

10/12/2011 8:17:13 PM

to masterbate .... or not to masterbate

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 8:27 PM. Reason : "Its like the three seashells" +1xx]

10/12/2011 8:25:28 PM

BEER

10/12/2011 9:43:59 PM

lol masterbate

10/12/2011 9:45:37 PM

omg omg omg so damned itchy

10/12/2011 9:50:56 PM

RANGER IPA

10/12/2011 9:53:39 PM

^gross

10/12/2011 9:54:51 PM

whatever it's the best

can i borrow a cupcake

10/12/2011 10:04:17 PM

i can't believe it's only been 3 weeks...


man the next 6 months are going to drag by

10/12/2011 10:05:49 PM

so glad i got all ready for my friend to bail on me

then again I did the same thing to him yesterday so I can't get mad

but still

10/12/2011 10:09:07 PM

ah....dear friends of my roommate...please don't drink my fucking bourbon...you are not my friends nor did you ask if you could have any...

10/12/2011 10:57:09 PM

^ this is exactly why I do not miss roommates. My husband's friends are my friends, so thankfully things like that are a non issue.

Unless Saps is over...












J/k he always asks before taking

10/12/2011 11:11:47 PM