I'm thinking about what sounds DivaBaby19 would make if I were to hit that sweet spot.

methinks.... muskrat sounds.

10/13/2011 10:23:11 PM

no one reads the last post

Quote :

"A friend just informed me of an amazing job opportunity that I desperately would love to have I also just panic'd because I just resigned my lease, and other things keeping me here in Raleigh for a bit....but I have been wanting a huge change for a while Oh what to do.....well I'm gonna apply of course and deal with it when it comes, but still its scary as shit"

^

10/13/2011 10:40:58 PM

welp, this is officially the most insanely idiotic thing I've read today:

Quote :

"Structurally, Modern Family is pseudo-vérité, reality-infected, chasing its characters around their kitchens like an episode of Supernanny or sitting them down for chats with a never-heard offscreen interviewer. (Phil: “Claire likes to say you can be part of the problem, or part of the solution. But I happen to believe that you can be both.”) This is “mockumentary,” a once-radical form—pioneered by This Is Spinal Tap, refined by Garry Shandling and Christopher Guest, and popularized by Ricky Gervais—that has degenerated into a kind of postmodern whimsy. You see it all over the place these days. Round and round goes the camera, the un-Steadicam, artfully wobbling and puckishly zooming. The lens is two-way: the characters, rich in lovable foibles, peep through it and smirk or snuffle at the viewer, as if there are no jokes anymore, but only a single enormous Joke with all of us inside it, like the town under Stephen King’s Dome. Silence now encases the sitcom, the lovely, corny crackle of the laugh track having vaporized into little bathetic air pockets and farts of anticlimax. Enough, I say. This burlesque of naturalism has depleted us. Give me the honest joinery of The George Lopez Show, the fat gags and the cackles on demand, over Parks and Recreation or NBC’s ghastly version of The Office. Who knew irony could be so cloying? "

10/13/2011 10:42:41 PM

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING THING I DO ON FACEBOOK

10/13/2011 10:45:05 PM

Today wasn't a good day...nope....it's been almost a full week of horrible days. Tomorrow will be another horrible day.

10/13/2011 11:52:52 PM

so all night i've been commenting just complete nonsense on this girl I used to know in like middle school's facebook

it is probably making her really uncomfortable and that just makes it funnier

10/14/2011 12:36:49 AM

people rarely write on my facebook. i guess that means i am boring

10/14/2011 12:38:53 AM

maybe you should be more obnoxious on fb like me. I get lots of hater comments about first world problems. BUT COMMENTS ARE COMMENTS AMIRITE?

10/14/2011 12:40:45 AM

I like how ppl still comment on my facebook profile event though I have not logged on in 6 months. Do you expect a response?

10/14/2011 3:30:35 AM

I do NOT want to do this right now. Today is going to suck, hardcore.

10/14/2011 7:03:16 AM

yeah...didn't QUITE get up when i was planning


off to the fair for the whole freaking day

10/14/2011 7:21:49 AM

Morning

10/14/2011 7:46:49 AM

new Rachael Yamagata album? Don't mind if I do.

10/14/2011 9:03:24 AM

I'm having to pump myself up to go to food lion...wtf is wrong with me....I guess it's all just a change of mindset.

I will have the "Sarah before shit happened" and the "Sarah after shit happened"

10/14/2011 9:53:08 AM

^?

10/14/2011 9:54:21 AM

buncha peeps are organizing #occupysoapbox. yall should join the fun!

10/14/2011 9:59:32 AM

Quote :

"new Rachael Yamagata album? Don't mind if I do."

She's performing at Cat's Cradle sometime soon FYI.

10/14/2011 10:00:44 AM

FedEx needs to hurry the fuck up.

10/14/2011 10:09:29 AM

i had my first cup of coffee in a very long time and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i can't sit still!

10/14/2011 11:32:45 AM

I'm getting nervous!

10/14/2011 11:50:11 AM

2 hours of sleep and I'm truckin' like a freight train. And somehow, that made me think of "THE WISTLES GO WOO"



Gah. I had to watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lUnG4uZPTo

lulz.

[Edited on October 14, 2011 at 11:52 AM. Reason : .]

10/14/2011 11:52:06 AM

shocked the shit out of my foot at work. feels a little tingly but fuck it I just lih

10/14/2011 11:57:30 AM

fuck you garmin

10/14/2011 1:21:04 PM

Ready for the race!!

10/14/2011 1:25:46 PM

^Have fun, but please be good

10/14/2011 1:34:05 PM

Just bought an iphone and feel like a traitor. At least it isn't for me though.

10/14/2011 1:35:12 PM

the horrible smell of perfume coming from some little asian lady sitting two tables away from me at [coffee shop]

ugh, my god, its foul and stinkin up the whole damn place

10/14/2011 1:43:45 PM

Quote :

"shocked the shit out of my foot at work. feels a little tingly but fuck it I just lih"

the worst is when you're getting Novocaine and the dentist accidentally hits a nerve

10/14/2011 1:48:11 PM

Fuk

Best

Buy

10/14/2011 2:46:42 PM

i kinda want to do this to someones car

10/14/2011 2:59:07 PM

put a sticker of a swan with a crown on it?

10/14/2011 3:00:02 PM

paint a swan with a crown on it's head?

10/14/2011 3:00:15 PM

paint http://www.designswan.com?

10/14/2011 3:01:44 PM

aw fail

is working now?

10/14/2011 3:02:53 PM

dammit, don't want to go to G'boro this weekend!

10/14/2011 3:16:42 PM

Sleepy. Buddy needs to take a proper nap pronto.

10/14/2011 3:16:45 PM

^^^yeah, and I kinda want to do it too

10/14/2011 3:18:04 PM

holy crap. Now that I can sit down I am so sleepy.

10/14/2011 4:33:08 PM

guess I better start planning my birthday weekend.

10/14/2011 4:54:28 PM

I need something to do tonight

first post wins (no gay stuff)

10/14/2011 6:03:44 PM

go fishing

seriously, i think im going to start teaching youth to fly fish, right now im looking over lesson plans and approaches to do this. Itll be free until i become reallly good, maybe i can save some kids lives especially in durham



[Edited on October 14, 2011 at 6:06 PM. Reason : f]

10/14/2011 6:04:31 PM

fly fishing is the shit

however, I have no gear and it's a haul to a decent trout stream

10/14/2011 6:09:17 PM

so much energy right now

10/14/2011 6:09:52 PM

dammit i lost!

10/14/2011 6:10:05 PM

Ugh, I have strep throat. Damn it!

Gonna be a long two day so of Netflix, Hulu and football. At least I can catch up on The Office and Parks and Rec..

10/14/2011 6:10:13 PM

both have been strong so far this season

10/14/2011 6:12:19 PM

We are going to tobir it up tonight tim

[Edited on October 14, 2011 at 6:14 PM. Reason : h]

10/14/2011 6:13:46 PM

hmmmm

that's tempting

10/14/2011 6:25:36 PM

Do it!

Hit me up if you are gonna DO IT

10/14/2011 7:01:33 PM

drinking this beer then hitting the hay. big day tomorrow--YARD SALE DAY!

buy our shit people! mama needs--actually mama doesn't need anything. buddy needs a johnny jump up.

10/14/2011 8:07:57 PM