^ siri: i found 3 job postings in your area

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10/24/2011 12:00:55 PM

Teen Mom is such a disaster of a show.

10/24/2011 12:04:34 PM

best kids costume ever

10/24/2011 12:27:46 PM

grrr fuck 12:30 games.

10/24/2011 3:06:00 PM

comcast

10/24/2011 3:08:30 PM

^^^ That is awesome but also disturbs me a little.

10/24/2011 3:12:38 PM

I need to buy a small heater to go under my desk... so cold at work!

10/24/2011 3:21:29 PM

I need someone to tell me all they know about the Call of Cthulhu card game


and go

10/24/2011 3:29:54 PM

LivingSocial Escapes has some pretty good travel packages.

10/24/2011 3:30:09 PM

I didn't know the CW network still existed. I have not had TV in while and all these threads about commercials makes me grateful for not having TV.

10/24/2011 3:32:39 PM

10/24/2011 4:02:59 PM

Everyfuckingbody has wine tasting fundraisers these days. Good lord.

10/24/2011 4:32:20 PM

crap i have a lot of workin out to do

10/24/2011 4:33:44 PM

^^lol we had our 3rd Annual Wine Tasting Event last Saturday night

$500 /person, 5 course dinner, Wines were Australia/ New Zealand vs French "Challenge of the Hemispheres"

10/24/2011 4:34:05 PM

Yowza, that's a pricey plate.

10/24/2011 4:34:53 PM

yeah it's a pretty big deal. it's a 50% tax deductible ticket. So I've been processing all these donations today and spitting out receipts.

10/24/2011 4:39:14 PM

naptime....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10/24/2011 4:40:40 PM

I wouldn't mind eating some cheese until I pass out from a cheese coma

10/24/2011 4:46:01 PM

Ugggh.....I feel weird. Like a mixture between nausia, headache, fatigue and anxiety......

10/24/2011 5:08:46 PM

Sounds like stress.

10/24/2011 5:23:31 PM

I need a sushi fix...too bad I don't really have any free time to go get some for the next couple weeks Stupid business meals

10/24/2011 5:24:13 PM

^^or she's pregnant

10/24/2011 5:25:17 PM

4^ preggers!!! jk

diva & lk jinx!

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10/24/2011 5:25:39 PM

Wedding night baby

10/24/2011 5:28:04 PM

hahaha you owe me a coke

stranger things have happened

10/24/2011 5:29:02 PM

Lord no!!! BC ftw. I think its just residual hangover from Saturday. I

10/24/2011 5:34:45 PM

I just came home, put on a camo T-shirt and jeans with a big hole on the ass, then went outside barefoot to clean out my car. Wonder when I became white trash.

10/24/2011 5:36:58 PM

psh, I've never seen white trash clean their car.

10/24/2011 5:41:05 PM

Wow, Sandra Lee. Talking about the Sonny & Cher show: "I wish it was still on the air."

10/24/2011 6:17:49 PM

carnies dealing drugs...


who'd a thunk it


i'm just REALLY surprised there was no meth found

[Edited on October 24, 2011 at 6:28 PM. Reason : oh...and i just realized when i walked outside...i should not have stopped tanning for the winter...]

10/24/2011 6:18:27 PM

Damn you DVR!! You failed to record Walking Dead last night!

10/24/2011 6:54:52 PM

So I called the doctor and told them what is wrong...

Doctor said go to the hospital...

Sweet

10/24/2011 6:55:11 PM

I've had these plums for a week and a half and they don't seem to be ripening at all.

10/24/2011 7:11:06 PM

Tomato soup, pepperjack pimento cheese sandwich, and a sunset at the beach.

10/24/2011 7:15:53 PM

that sounds like an amazing sammich

10/24/2011 7:19:48 PM

It was fabulous

10/24/2011 7:28:40 PM

zaxby's was a bad idea

10/24/2011 8:03:02 PM

Shutup, Meg.

10/24/2011 8:03:32 PM

9:30 bedtime? yes please

10/24/2011 9:32:31 PM

My wedding band fits again!!!!

10/24/2011 9:37:51 PM

10/24/2011 9:41:16 PM

This lady's version of God Bless America is soooooooooooooo slow

10/24/2011 10:36:32 PM

I feel pretty terrible.

I might have walking pneumonia and I worked 10.5 hours today.

10/24/2011 10:49:41 PM

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sad when kids do this shit!

10/24/2011 11:14:10 PM

Got to meet Harold and Kumar at my friend's TV station in Phoenix today

10/25/2011 12:25:26 AM

Quote :

"It freaks me out when I read a thread I think is new, then I see Ambrosia post "

Quote :

"i'd never met ambrosia, but once i dreamed i was having freaky sex with her."

Quote :

"I can't believe I just said I missed xtine in regards to her getting drunk, stripping to her underwear, and then punching me in the face with her titty. "

Quote :

"i really need to talk to xtine "

Quote :

"Back in the day I would have asked xtine. Since she isn't around anymore, I'm asking you guys. Who's the brunette in this scene? http://galleries.pichunter.com/krawl/276/2760235/index.html"

Quote :

"^i feel like ive seen ambrosia post a nude photo of herself. i feel like once you release it yourself, others can take it and do with it as they please. once it's out there on the interwebz, it's out there."

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"For me anyway, finding out some of these things kinda puts a sense of human-ness (reality is probably a better word) to the boards. Like when I found out that ambrosia died. I was kinda sad about that, she cleaned my apt a few times when I first moved to raleigh, seemed like a cool chick. I didn't even know she was married, much less to a dude on a boards. How that guy is still posting seeing all of her old stuff on the boards is beyond me, I'd be a freakin wreck."

Quote :

"a few weeks ago ambrosia1231 came into my dreams every night. and the dream was different every night, but she always ended up giving me this flashlight, which happened to be the flashlight I actually own and keep under my bed at all times. 5 times in a row she did this. and the fifth night at the end of the dream she said "are you a fucking idiot or something? i've given you this flashlight five times. haven't you figured it out by now? this flashlight is your genie!" and then I woke up and she has not come back to my dreams since then."

Its been awhile since I did a vanity search

10/25/2011 2:18:06 AM

stop it and go to bed....yes you

10/25/2011 2:50:21 AM

BF3 = awesome, need to stay away and study for this damn test. FU EA for releasing this on a major exam day.

10/25/2011 5:24:40 AM

morning

10/25/2011 7:03:11 AM

Yay...no hospital again last night

10/25/2011 7:39:04 AM