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8/2/2009 1:04:53 AM

wait... was i aware that brainysmurf was a girl?

8/2/2009 1:05:44 AM

A GUY

I am feeling absurdly optimistic about things, and I'm not even drunk.

8/2/2009 1:15:51 AM

roast beef sammich ftw

8/2/2009 1:28:42 AM

i hope this movie is good

8/2/2009 1:30:55 AM

i absolutely must not put off working out tomorrow

8/2/2009 1:43:11 AM

What a funny situation to be in.

8/2/2009 1:46:23 AM

just heard about this

8/2/2009 1:47:20 AM

i'm gonna try to be pious as fuck today

8/2/2009 2:15:29 AM

long but great day

8/2/2009 2:35:12 AM

some times, it makes me sad when i see a chick wanting to dance to the music, but her group/guy doesn't want to

8/2/2009 2:46:34 AM

^ Especially when it's some good ol'Bluegrass.

8/2/2009 2:47:43 AM

bruce lee interview on youtube is pretty entertaining

8/2/2009 2:59:26 AM

i just spilt more blood then i think ive ever spilt in my life


hope i got it all cleaned up

8/2/2009 3:22:58 AM

bedtime

8/2/2009 3:40:21 AM

jesus christ there was blood everywhere

i shouldnt be so stubborn and just turn on lights as i walk downstairs

at least the downstairs got mopped though

8/2/2009 3:43:15 AM

I wish Raleigh had more of a late late night scene

and ^

8/2/2009 4:10:50 AM

no big deal, i had my hands full and was going downstairs and thought i was at the end of the stairs but there was one left. needless to say i busted my ass and hit the bar thats directly at the end of thestairs and split my forehead open and swole my jaw.

sucks but i cleaned it up


i did however leave blood on the lightswitch as a token of badassness


still not as cool as this time i brought this girl home and she had no idea there were even stairs going down right by the front door. she kinda took a side step and then disappeared, next thing i knew shes lying in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs. poor girl. it was so loud it woke my roommate

[Edited on August 2, 2009 at 4:32 AM. Reason : obviously it was pitch black in both instances]

8/2/2009 4:31:43 AM

Damn... Anytime I'm up in the early early AM and I've gotten fucked up earlier, I always pay special attention to stairs even if I know them. Busting your ass is no fun. Feel better man...

8/2/2009 4:37:07 AM

haha im good, im just the kinda person who's like "i dont need to turn on lights i know my house"


ya i need to turn on lights, seriously clocked my skull and bled all over my favorite shirt

[Edited on August 2, 2009 at 4:49 AM. Reason : although my skull is still bleeding, but fuck it]

8/2/2009 4:45:41 AM

i also think i got hoodwinked but i dont really care, i had fun

8/2/2009 4:58:24 AM

lol yeah that doesn't matter if you got a good time out of it (well if there is drama to be involved with it, sometimes it's not worth it)

8/2/2009 5:06:33 AM

nah, def not a big deal


like i said, still had fun

8/2/2009 5:11:51 AM

i could really benefit from being asleep right now

[Edited on August 2, 2009 at 5:21 AM. Reason : ugh why do ppl listen to john bolton!!]

8/2/2009 5:18:06 AM

I have an urge to masturbate..but i'm at work

8/2/2009 6:12:53 AM

I thought I was through that phase.... Didn't make it through yesterday

8/2/2009 6:37:41 AM

I'm so hungry. And horny. I should eat man.

HONEY, I'M COMIN DOWN TO MARYLAND!

8/2/2009 7:56:12 AM

wtf

only slept for 2 hours, and woke up with shortness of breath. lips and face got a bit numb

must be some weird reaction to the dog hair on my bed

8/2/2009 8:11:27 AM

you should remove yourself from the computer for at least 48 hours until you can recover.

8/2/2009 9:38:15 AM

A GIRL

8/2/2009 9:48:49 AM

Morning

8/2/2009 9:57:27 AM

holy hell- I leave for 2 days and all my threads have disappeared!!!!



wtf guys??

8/2/2009 10:06:49 AM

^that was actually me... he used my computer and didn't log out and I didn't realize it... so when I went to my topics, everything was gone


got it all figured out now though!

8/2/2009 10:50:33 AM

5 hours in a car with 7, 5 and 2 and a half year old is making me crazy

8/2/2009 10:54:26 AM

waking up to the rain was actually quite welcome this morning

8/2/2009 11:04:13 AM

KITCHEN IS CLEAN

8/2/2009 11:56:20 AM

thats right bitch

8/2/2009 12:05:03 PM

ugh

[Edited on August 2, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : chick with mom i'd prob stick it in posted under me and commented on moth son so nvm]

8/2/2009 12:07:05 PM

i wanna know why he calls her moth

8/2/2009 12:08:36 PM

cause theres a such thing as a luna moth????

8/2/2009 12:13:43 PM

hahah i didnt know

i always say her name as "loonack" but now that you mention it, i guess it is loona-kay

8/2/2009 12:15:14 PM

I JUST BOUGHT SOME MOTHERFUCKING AIR FRESHENERS.

These things had better last more than a week. On the plus side, my apartment now smells more like fresh things than it does like a dude's ass (namely, my ass).

8/2/2009 12:18:34 PM

I've been lazy lately...

8/2/2009 12:52:57 PM

weird dream from last night:

i got in some kind of vehicle accident that was my fault. the other people died. i ran from the cops. i ended up on bogue inlet pier in emerald isle in the middle of the night and was pissed b/c i didn't have any of my fishing gear. i left the pier because my sister advised me that the cops were coming for me. i went to my mom's house and was all freaking out, but she was really calm. i remember all sorts of other stuff happening, but i have forgot all the specifics, just know that it was a really long dream. i woke up about 7:30 am and when i fell back asleep the dream started right back where it left off. this happened again at about 8:30. the dream seemed very real and it took me a while to realize that i wasn't about to go to jail when i woke up.

8/2/2009 1:07:35 PM

i wish i remembered my dreams

8/2/2009 1:10:58 PM

those mini pizzas werent so bad

8/2/2009 1:17:05 PM

ginger in urethras.

8/2/2009 1:26:13 PM

brown pee day

8/2/2009 1:28:58 PM

^^WTF

8/2/2009 1:32:25 PM

8/2/2009 1:33:35 PM