fuck yea bro, you are my twin homie

you see those titties??????

and yea i get the same impression that she performs under the influence, but what do i care she aint my daughter

[Edited on October 28, 2011 at 3:04 PM. Reason : g]

10/28/2011 3:03:54 PM

next pr0n sesh will be an april oneil extravaganza

10/28/2011 3:05:57 PM

lol

10/28/2011 3:08:41 PM

I guess I'll go ahead and drop the dog off... poor little bastard isn't going to know what to do with himself- this will be the longest he's ever been with strangers. I left him with my dad for 2 weeks one time, but he knows pops. I hope he eats- maybe I'll buy him 4 cans of I/D and tell them to mix in half a can every day...

10/28/2011 3:09:09 PM

Got my B's^, ^^^ wit me like some honey in this bitch

[Edited on October 28, 2011 at 3:25 PM. Reason : f]

10/28/2011 3:24:58 PM

B's for life!

10/28/2011 3:49:13 PM

no more b party

10/28/2011 4:23:47 PM

April o'neil is perfect cept for dem teef.

:-D

10/28/2011 4:24:37 PM

he's finally taking a decent nap

the house is clean and the sheets are on for the in-laws. just working on some laundry still. by the time they get here he will be waking up shortly after, and i get ready for dinner!

10/28/2011 4:30:10 PM

10/28/2011 4:44:47 PM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

THINGS KEEP GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE

10/28/2011 4:47:31 PM

That might have been the worst font choice I have ever seen.

10/28/2011 4:52:38 PM

^^ >------<

10/28/2011 4:56:25 PM

Sorry Linda

10/28/2011 5:18:55 PM

Jesus fuck its cold. Outdoor wedding tomorrow doesn't sound like it will be any better

10/28/2011 5:25:26 PM

Holy pain batman

10/28/2011 5:35:09 PM

Redneck wedding

Should be good for some sightings

10/28/2011 5:49:01 PM

GOODBYE TWW!!! IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT HOLE!!!

10/28/2011 5:55:48 PM

10/28/2011 5:57:46 PM

you'll be back!

10/28/2011 6:06:18 PM

they always come back

10/28/2011 6:14:32 PM

Well in 12 hrs we will be in the air on our way to the DR. I am sooooo excited!!!!

10/28/2011 6:28:10 PM

Oh lawd, this racism is killing me inside

10/28/2011 6:32:54 PM

dont lie

10/28/2011 6:48:14 PM

Mmmmmm the pit

10/28/2011 7:18:45 PM

we could get up to an inch of snow tonight, jesus h

10/28/2011 8:01:41 PM

you can snuggle up with me kiwi

10/28/2011 8:06:34 PM

It would be awesome if I could just pop out my kidneys and give them a good flush every few days.

Ow.

10/28/2011 8:41:30 PM

my bison tacos are sending me into a food coma

10/28/2011 8:42:35 PM

that sounds fantastic

10/28/2011 8:45:29 PM

While I know that I don't always make the best decisions, I am thrilled to know that I do not constantly make the exact same stupid decisions every day if my life

10/28/2011 10:49:53 PM

10/28/2011 10:51:10 PM

10/28/2011 10:58:38 PM

Last few weeks ive been the happiest I've been in a long time. It feels good, sometimes good things walk through the door.

10/28/2011 11:29:13 PM

^

10/29/2011 12:07:38 AM

^^finally

Also I absolutely love when I relax my hair. It's so silky smoove n shiny n all that jazz you see on white girl shampoo commercials.

10/29/2011 12:10:45 AM

I'm so stressed out I can't even have fun anymore...life really kinda sucks right now

10/29/2011 1:41:07 AM

a lot more people at the airport at this time than I would have imagined

10/29/2011 5:17:17 AM

Quote :

"PS Dear asshole men, stop being assholes, stop sending girls wrong signals. I don't give a SH@# if you do or don't want to hang out. but don't ask me to hang and then 1. flake 2. be a d-bag when we hang out. F239 YOU. and psss. this applies to nice guys as well b/c the nice guys are even bigger d bags b/c they don't realize they are d bags where the bad boys at least realize they are d-bags. /rant. Summary men=assh0les - my nice striclty guy friends."

SO Glad FB can edit who sees this and who doesn't the guy won't see this. SO fuck you1111111

10/29/2011 6:05:14 AM

Damn you atlanta... why do you not serve beer until 9


I want a burger and a bloody mary to help grog me out so i can nap on the next flight

10/29/2011 8:02:50 AM

LOL are you guys flying Delta?

10/29/2011 8:08:23 AM

4 hrs of sleep was not nearly enough....good thing we have nothing to do but relax and enjoy ourselves for a week

And no Tim, we are flying Airtran.

10/29/2011 8:12:50 AM

have fun you two!!

10/29/2011 8:17:47 AM

^^ oh. I have two Delta Sky Club invitations that have to be used by the end of Nov that I could have emailed to you guys

10/29/2011 8:23:54 AM

^ damn... we arent even in the right concourse

Thanks for the offer though!

10/29/2011 8:30:30 AM

GoldenGirl

Quote :

""PS Dear asshole men, stop being assholes, stop sending girls wrong signals. I don't give a SH@# if you do or don't want to hang out. but don't ask me to hang and then 1. flake 2. be a d-bag when we hang out. F239 YOU. and psss. this applies to nice guys as well b/c the nice guys are even bigger d bags b/c they don't realize they are d bags where the bad boys at least realize they are d-bags. /rant. Summary men=assh0les - my nice striclty guy friends.""

This reminds me so much of this crappy boyfriend I had years ago. He would call to setup dates and then never showed up! Then he had some excuse like he fell asleep at his boys house at some crap like that. Then he broke up with me about 10 minutes before one of my hardest final exams that semester. I cant believe I let that asshole dump me! I should have had the self-respect to throw him to the curb weeks before that.

[Edited on October 29, 2011 at 8:50 AM. Reason : ]

10/29/2011 8:40:21 AM

10/29/2011 8:56:42 AM

the snow is really coming down here now.... this is going to be an awful winter


/whine

10/29/2011 9:36:55 AM

Morning!

10/29/2011 9:37:58 AM

After careful consideration i decided not to have a nigga moment this morning, no chairs were thrown, no Nikes were ruined

10/29/2011 9:58:58 AM