sure, whats your name?

12/2/2009 8:54:22 PM

oh, I was talking to ddk

but, what the hell... I'd like to be your FB friend too

http://www.facebook.com/lawrence1

12/2/2009 8:55:11 PM

I WILL NEVER BE YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND EMCE

12/2/2009 8:56:39 PM

hurt feelings

all within the first few posts of page 26

12/2/2009 8:57:17 PM

jk ilu you were the first twwer i added

12/2/2009 8:57:55 PM

12/2/2009 9:09:59 PM

Quote :

"[quote]theDuke866 (11:18) : I mean, I've never sucked a dick, but I would think that if I was in the dicksucking business, it would be only natural to put as much of it in my mouth as I could."

I'm sorry.

That's just awesome.[/quote]


hahaha, this was in the chatterbox, I think...someone was talking about how she didn't really know how much she could get in her mouth (i.e., never tested the limits of her gag reflex). I was like, "What do you mean you've given plenty of head, but don't the actual extent of your abilities? That just doesn't even make sense!"

12/2/2009 9:16:47 PM

~

12/2/2009 9:17:44 PM

Actually, the idea isn't to get as much of it in your mouth as possible. That's fun for a moment, but the gag reflex thing is kinda a turn off.

12/2/2009 9:19:30 PM

^^^ rrrrriiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhttttttttt

12/2/2009 9:20:46 PM

aww

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 9:23 PM. Reason : that's not as fun]

12/2/2009 9:22:40 PM

Quote :

"i'll make you some protein pudding for dessert"

- thumper

12/3/2009 4:50:09 PM

oh wtf

12/3/2009 4:50:56 PM

Quote :

"idk i think i've worn out that vag's welcome"

- Rat Soup

12/3/2009 11:39:52 PM

Quote :

"the thicker and with more seeds, the better. "

-0EPII1

12/5/2009 8:44:28 PM

12/5/2009 8:45:22 PM

Quote :

"ASS IS NOT A FLAVOR"

-Optimum

12/6/2009 5:21:49 PM

wtf? ahaha

12/6/2009 5:26:06 PM

Quote :

"shockingly - it didn't taste bad - and has this like minty cooling affect on my throat - kinda nice "

LunaK

12/7/2009 11:00:44 AM

love it

12/7/2009 11:02:25 AM

Quote :

"fuck you mouses i want that magic stick"

-dropdeadkate

12/8/2009 10:55:56 PM

Quote :

"can't wait to get home and enjoy 10+ inches"

-wawebste

12/19/2009 1:25:38 AM

Quote :

"but everytime i actually get into the competition i keep wanging the back of the rim."

chocolatervh

12/21/2009 10:48:20 AM

Quote :

"it's taking a lot of swallowing to get it down."

~LunaK

12/21/2009 12:51:57 PM

Nah, he's a good looking kid.

-Braveheart22

12/21/2009 12:54:01 PM

Quote :

"fuck a duck"

LunaK

12/21/2009 1:23:38 PM

FUCK, i always end up in this thread

12/21/2009 2:02:42 PM

jeeze - i'm on this page 3 times

12/21/2009 2:07:41 PM

Quote :

" i get off after lunch though."

~sparky

12/23/2009 9:32:04 AM

Quote :

"it's starting to hurt to blow it"

-sawahash

12/30/2009 1:39:47 AM

hahaha well it's nice and raw now.

12/30/2009 11:06:29 AM

Quote :

"I didn't make it 5 seconds "

JCASHFAN

12/30/2009 11:08:55 AM

Quote :

"it looks small"

begonias

1/3/2010 9:18:39 PM

Quote :

"fuck dogs in the bed"

jwb9984

1/7/2010 3:59:45 PM

Quote :

"shit taste good"

-thepeter

1/8/2010 7:19:34 PM

Quote :

"i love 10 year old boy"

saps852

[Edited on January 10, 2010 at 8:33 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2010 8:33:26 PM

1/10/2010 8:45:00 PM

Quote :

"Why have I never played around with this before?"

1/11/2010 3:15:26 AM

Quote :

"im not a fan of people using social media to peddle their daughters delectable goodies"

pilgrimshoes

1/13/2010 4:06:46 PM

finally made it into this thread

1/13/2010 4:07:31 PM

Quote :

"Oh well, guess I'm a pussy then."

KaYaK

That's actually not out of context. Just a direct quote.

1/13/2010 9:13:20 PM

Quote :

"i hear my sweat smells like strawberries and man so like manly strawberries "

- saps852

1/14/2010 10:33:30 PM

1/15/2010 9:33:08 AM

Quote :

"Her: but i'm over having other people dictate how i feel about my thread Me: thread? Her: Oh shit, I meant life . . . Jesus."

1/15/2010 3:04:31 PM

Quote :

"I don't normally go that way much. We can try it."

Skwinkle

[Edited on January 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2010 3:39:35 PM

fucking awesome

1/15/2010 3:42:11 PM

haha

1/15/2010 3:43:42 PM

Quote :

"grandma's are very considerate of the need for a dickhole"

-EMCE

1/16/2010 11:47:37 PM

lawlz wtf..

1/17/2010 10:42:48 AM

^^TRUTH

1/17/2010 10:44:40 AM