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7/31/2010 8:48:27 PM

And since no one reads the last post...


FRUSTRATION is my middle name.

7/31/2010 8:50:47 PM

*sob*

7/31/2010 9:42:35 PM

POST!!

7/31/2010 10:11:55 PM

7/31/2010 11:27:00 PM

I saw. I conquered. I came.

8/1/2010 12:30:02 AM

^ that sounds nice right about now

8/1/2010 12:49:21 AM

Quote :

"I saw. I conquered. I came."

8/1/2010 9:39:31 AM

8/1/2010 5:06:08 PM

8/1/2010 11:15:14 PM

8/1/2010 11:21:34 PM

8/1/2010 11:25:17 PM

post

8/1/2010 11:26:40 PM

post

8/1/2010 11:32:36 PM

post

8/2/2010 12:15:51 AM

post

8/3/2010 6:26:00 PM

POAST

8/3/2010 6:27:11 PM

Yeah, I'm thinking that I might just entice the man to come to bed early tonight.

8/3/2010 6:29:04 PM

No one else has posted in over a week.

COME ON.
NO, really, COME ON!

8/14/2010 1:54:25 AM

It is understood that males are horny all the time.

POST.

8/14/2010 1:56:51 AM

Something is wrong with me.
I've gotten off twice already and I want more.
Damned hormones.

8/14/2010 9:49:39 PM

poast

8/14/2010 9:54:49 PM

I've stabilized, if that makes any sense

8/14/2010 9:55:45 PM

8/14/2010 11:11:05 PM

^^^^ hormones making you horny? wat, are you pregnant again?

8/14/2010 11:59:47 PM

No. I'm not pregnant again. I may have mentioned in passing that we're going to try for #2, but I won't get my IUD out for another 2 weeks.

I'm assuming it's hormones, just natural fluctuations, because of how sudden it is. Maybe it's a full moon. :-P

8/15/2010 12:01:42 AM

post

8/15/2010 12:02:22 AM

horny for sleep

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/15/2010 1:14:47 AM

Purchased at the Grocery Store

1 gallon of 2% Milk
1 box of chocolate chip cookies
4 Mike's Harder Cranberry Lemonade
1 KY Warming
1 KY Tingling

Husband's comment upon coming back to the car, "Are you planning on fucking Santa Claus???"

8/15/2010 9:01:38 PM

i love the juxtaposition of purchasing groceries and sexual aids. one morning wife sent me out to get some half and half, so I got

pint of half-and-half
3 or 4 bananas
box of condoms
bottle of astroglide
2 glazed donuts.

i didnt think anything of it, but the cashier raised an eyebrow.


but my favorite was always when I'd drop in the drugstore for a box of condoms and a pack of diapers.

8/16/2010 6:35:08 PM

I made sure that I went through the self check out last night because I knew that the cashier would make eyes at my purchases.

8/16/2010 6:36:55 PM

yeah, definitely bought beer, condoms, a pirate toy set, batteries, and a disposable camera, and some KY at a walmart one time


that got a look

8/16/2010 6:43:50 PM

8/16/2010 7:46:11 PM

ah lube - needed when you can't make your woman wet.

8/16/2010 8:46:38 PM

or for man ass

8/16/2010 8:54:47 PM

Or you get to put your penis in places that are not self lubricating.
Or she's postpartum or lactating.
Or she's on hormones (ie birth control pills).
Or she's on antihistamines or any number of other medications.
Or she's diabetic.

...

8/16/2010 8:55:19 PM

POAST

8/16/2010 8:57:32 PM

or she's sleeping
or she's 90

[Edited on August 16, 2010 at 9:01 PM. Reason : c]

8/16/2010 9:00:52 PM

or overweight, or not turned on.

8/16/2010 9:02:17 PM

or she's brain dead
or she's dead dead
or she's paralyzed
or she's severely dehydrated
or she's made of plastic

8/16/2010 9:12:40 PM

dont be haters.

personal lubricants are the best thing on God's green earth.

8/17/2010 8:03:33 PM

you are doing it wrong.

8/17/2010 8:59:54 PM

Quote :

"definitely bought beer, condoms, a pirate toy set, batteries, and a disposable camera, and some KY at a walmart one time"

that sounds like a fun party

8/17/2010 9:01:32 PM

8/17/2010 9:02:35 PM

8/18/2010 6:52:59 PM

4.5 months into deployment

suffering from a chronic, nearly debilitating lack of sex

8/18/2010 8:06:21 PM

it hurts to swallow.
i predict no love for me.

8/18/2010 9:24:55 PM

so make him get down there and start munching.

8/18/2010 9:27:58 PM

talk about a pity fuck.
but i murried to him.
he'd so have to do it and like it.

Oh, God *cough* right *hack* there! *snort*

8/18/2010 9:30:20 PM

my wife doesnt want to have sex for ____ reason. so i say, "well let me just bust a nut up in dem guts right quick"

for some reason, my argument does not convince her :-|

8/18/2010 9:34:37 PM