my first world problem:

the DMV won't accept temporary licenses as valid ID for doing a title change or applying for tags
so I can't go to Gastonia and buy my car today - I have to wait until they mail me a piece of plastic

8/19/2010 11:25:58 AM

waking up to hit the snooze button and "accidentally" turning the alarm completely off....thereby cutting into the time i have to eat my strawberry waffles for breakfast

8/19/2010 11:56:39 AM

I can't own a slave to clean my house in a first world.


or can I??????

8/19/2010 12:04:21 PM

you only get about 10 years out of them at most.

but then you gotta pay for their college after they're 18

8/19/2010 12:17:37 PM

^^ Just call it an unpaid internship!

8/19/2010 1:29:45 PM

how is it that every time i shave i miss a spot.. no matter how thorough i try to be

8/20/2010 10:01:14 AM

^ That's what shaving cream is for, silly

8/20/2010 10:02:00 AM

oh i use it!! i just still am retarded

8/20/2010 10:03:25 AM

A friend gave me one of these a few weeks ago: http://www.breathingwasher.com/index.htm

I came back from vacation to a pile of laundry I'de forgotten about. I'm too cheap to go to the laundromat, so I'll be giving that plunger washer a go.

8/20/2010 10:10:02 AM

Just realized I made a stupid typo on an email I sent to someone I'm trying to network with.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

8/20/2010 10:24:46 AM

^^ shit... If you're gonna do it by hand, at least do it old school

8/20/2010 10:29:33 AM

that requires spending money to get one.

Which I do wish I'd done before leaving NC.

8/20/2010 10:31:49 AM

I have more paperwork to do...

8/20/2010 10:40:06 AM

2^ i dont think that's wise thing to do with your shoulder, dear.

8/20/2010 10:41:03 AM

rabble

8/20/2010 10:43:42 AM

AT&T has horrendous "on hold" music.

8/20/2010 1:03:39 PM

paperwork done. I am almost ready to walk into my first day on the job.

Got to find a temp home for my puppy dog

8/20/2010 1:08:47 PM

Work's installing VOIP phones & it appears they're all going to be corded

8/20/2010 1:10:57 PM

just dropped too much $$ worth of nice makeup down the toilet - literally

8/24/2010 3:55:48 PM

they're re coating the parking lot today.... i have to walk all the way around the entire parking lot pretty much just to get to my damned car

8/25/2010 12:07:31 PM

Drove into work at 10:30 for my 11:00 meeting and it was canceled.

8/26/2010 11:47:07 AM

I don't want to go let out my friend's puppy before I go to work.

8/26/2010 11:55:12 AM

My tummy hurt this morning from drinking to much shitty beer last night

8/26/2010 12:04:31 PM

bought a new pair of boots that would go perfectly with a dress that i have... tried on the dress (which used to be too small) and it's now too damn big - like looks silly way too big

8/28/2010 4:18:04 PM

Brand new nice desk at work. It's too short horizontally and I always slam my knees into the back of it. FML

9/2/2010 7:23:08 PM

Setting up shop upstairs in the bedroom. Gotta take my laptop, cell phone, Kindle, and diet coke upstairs.

9/3/2010 10:24:28 PM

Disrupting those who have set up shop upstairs

9/4/2010 3:43:48 AM

This ribeye I got on sale is marbled with fat.

9/6/2010 11:07:50 PM

Ordered a pizza for delivery, took too long so I drank all my beer. Pizza man delivered the pizza, right after it arrived I walked to the liquour store(right next to pizza place) and the delivery guy was in line in front of me and put me on blast for my laziness. FWP.

9/12/2010 7:21:47 PM

Two songs I really don't like just came on Pandora in a row and I was in the kitchen washing dishes and couldn't give them a thumbs down, so I had to listen to the whole things.

9/14/2010 11:50:42 PM

my earphones are downstairs and I don't like listening to music without them (and don't feel like getting them)

9/15/2010 12:10:15 AM

Thought I had a breakfast meeting this morning and showed up at the restaurant, but it's really tomorrow instead

9/15/2010 8:33:15 AM

The steamer was broken in the cafe so I had to settle for an espresso

9/15/2010 3:28:45 PM

We're out of soda so I'm drinking Crystal Light

9/15/2010 4:28:09 PM

the alarm on the microwave is BRIIIIING off downstairs and im to lazy to go turn it off

9/16/2010 11:06:44 AM

I am going to have to deal with traffic from the game tonight while coming home from work... which could possibly make me miss kickoff where ever I end up deciding to watch it

9/16/2010 11:08:35 AM

I had to reinstall Pro Tools and Premiere so I could work on my demo reel

the demo reel, by the way, is a first world problem unto itself!

hours of editing and motion graphics for no pay just so that someone MIGHT look at it and MIGHT hire me to do something

9/16/2010 11:11:24 AM

iPad running os 4.2 beta wouldn't connect to gogo inflight wifi so I had to lug out my Macbook pro and restore the iPad, problem, is you can't restore iPad without Internet so I had to sign up for wifi on my computer. After restore I got iPad connected but ending up having to pay again as you can't transfer the purchase $12.95 down the drain. Haha fwp

9/17/2010 9:33:33 AM

The chicken breasts I bought aren't boneless.

9/19/2010 2:43:03 PM

i went to fresh market and decided not to get a sandwich, thinking i wouldn't be hungry until dinner time, but now i am hungry

9/19/2010 3:31:50 PM

I thought I had a strawberry cheesecake flavored yogurt at work, but it's actually pina colada

9/23/2010 12:06:35 PM

Yoplait? Had one for breakfast. Soooooo good.

9/23/2010 12:39:54 PM

Chipotle has a long line

9/23/2010 12:43:24 PM

HT brand. 4/$1 last week (or the week before, idk)

9/23/2010 12:44:24 PM

Is it fat free?

9/23/2010 1:02:56 PM

You calling me chubby?

9/23/2010 1:05:21 PM

^not calling as much as implying

My online test is going to be a pain in my ass.

9/23/2010 1:09:06 PM

Haha. No. But I like my fat free Yoplait.

9/23/2010 1:11:30 PM

99/100 times I try to type "like" into my iPhone it autocorrects to "Luke"

9/24/2010 11:39:33 AM

i try to type Rob and it autocorrects to Ron.

who the fuck is Ron and why is he always in my damned phone

9/24/2010 11:41:55 AM