Hmmm I had 8 cookies last night... Should I bake some more?

11/28/2011 5:26:47 PM

I totally read:

Quote :

"Hmmm I had 8 cocks last night...."

11/28/2011 5:30:45 PM

I see what you think of me now haha

11/28/2011 5:33:35 PM

I think this reflects more on me than it does on you

I don't believe you'd have 8 cocks in one night sir

That's a lot!

11/28/2011 5:34:21 PM

SUDDENLY TORRENTIAL RAIN

Wtf NC

11/28/2011 5:35:02 PM

At least I taught you one thing at least.

Cookies are always better right out of the oven.

11/28/2011 5:35:33 PM

They really are! I bought them to share... I'm gonna end up eating all 24 myself haha

11/28/2011 5:36:40 PM

I baked 24 little ones Saturday, they were gone Sunday night. I ate 6.

11/28/2011 5:39:05 PM

So you are calling me fat?

11/28/2011 5:41:06 PM

No. Im calling Monkey a pig.

11/28/2011 5:45:29 PM

Tell him I said thanks for making my 8 per night not seem so bad haha

11/28/2011 5:46:52 PM

For the first time ever I am genuinely pleased with how I look and actually feel attractive.

11/28/2011 5:49:27 PM

^you look good!! so yay for you

11/28/2011 5:50:43 PM

Is it because you dont eat 18 cookies in <24hrs?

11/28/2011 5:51:01 PM

I believe that has something to do with it.

11/28/2011 5:58:12 PM

my professor made the comment today that the only food that ever interests her is cookies...

11/28/2011 6:11:36 PM

Brussels sprouts with Asiago cream sauce, or thyme-braised Brussels sprouts?

11/28/2011 6:29:46 PM

is there a 3rd, brussel sprout-less option there?

11/28/2011 6:32:53 PM

How does it feel to be the ugliest person in your family?

11/28/2011 7:22:51 PM

asiago cream

11/28/2011 7:23:45 PM

2^it isnt so bad once you get used to it.

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 7:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2011 7:24:23 PM

Already went with the braised ones. Will do cream tomorrow or Weds. And no, there is not a sprout-free option, because I bought 3 pounds of them for Thanksgiving then forgot to get them out of my fridge when I left.

11/28/2011 7:27:17 PM

Work out time. Bring it!

Been waiting since the am for this.

11/28/2011 7:44:59 PM

prettiest gal in all the land

11/28/2011 8:50:59 PM

no lie, i'm awesome

11/28/2011 9:37:54 PM

chit chat is far too full of sexual tension for me to handle right now

11/28/2011 10:02:50 PM

word

11/28/2011 10:03:47 PM

haha ^

11/28/2011 10:03:58 PM

can someone make a ***OFFICIAL CHIT CHAT SEXUAL TENSION THREAD***

11/28/2011 10:06:07 PM

dammit the sex thread distracted me from the work I needed to be doing

11/28/2011 10:09:25 PM

Why does pinterest go down once a week?

11/28/2011 10:24:14 PM

At this point it doesn't make me angry - it just makes me sad :-/

11/28/2011 10:25:04 PM

11/28/2011 10:34:15 PM

I am glad the TV is out of the bedroom. Now I just need to actually remember to call TWC and cancel cable one day. Someone remind me to do that tomorrow pls.

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ^ holy ]

11/28/2011 10:34:28 PM

Goodnight sweet TV

And that's fucked up but funny at the same time

11/28/2011 10:52:26 PM

SLEEP

11/28/2011 10:53:22 PM

Should I go to bed, or keep clicking on random tww photo galleries?

11/29/2011 12:28:33 AM

Smirnoff Ice sucks.

11/29/2011 7:44:31 AM

Trivia tonight!
CLE tomorrow.

11/29/2011 8:23:22 AM

morning

11/29/2011 9:07:54 AM

OMG THEY STILL HAVE NOT GOTTEN RID OF THE FUCKING MICE IN THIS OFFICE

11/29/2011 9:49:54 AM

I must continue my productiveness this week...

11/29/2011 10:51:02 AM

Are citrus fruits harder to peel when they are cold? I have not had a problem with any of the clementines I've eaten so far, but this one was in the fridge and it is not peeling well at all.

11/29/2011 11:24:04 AM

FWP

11/29/2011 11:25:04 AM

holy shit, I finally got through that huge stack of work before another flood comes in, first time I've been able to chill out in months

11/29/2011 12:59:22 PM

i need a better paying jerb

11/29/2011 1:33:10 PM

you and me both girl

11/29/2011 1:34:59 PM

i also would like more $$$

11/29/2011 2:17:56 PM

Spotifys 60's soul filter is fucking pitiful

11/29/2011 2:33:49 PM

Flu shot made my arm hurt

11/29/2011 2:41:18 PM