I don't think this day could fail any harder if I tried

11/30/2011 1:45:43 PM

you know your car is going to like blow up or something now right?

11/30/2011 2:29:29 PM

11/30/2011 2:34:43 PM

lol I think its still getting worse

Good times

Going to be a long fucking day

11/30/2011 2:37:38 PM

1.5 more hours. Sooooo bored.

11/30/2011 3:04:14 PM

Page 2618 is depressing!

yall need some 's and 's here!

11/30/2011 3:05:05 PM

Why there are ~ 7 or so cops around Pillsbury circle and Brookes Ave?

11/30/2011 3:06:54 PM

already gave my boy his christmas gift.... and told him i doubt it ever happens again

11/30/2011 3:45:32 PM

^anal?

11/30/2011 3:58:22 PM

Dan LeBatard's Dad is the best thing to happen to ESPN in I don't know how long.

11/30/2011 4:10:39 PM

lol no Tarun, he missed watching the game the other night so I recorded it, and last night when he came home made him a sammich, turned the game on and proceeded to give him a bj while he watched the game

11/30/2011 4:17:46 PM

Im super excited that I finally decided what to get my boo for Xmas!!!






Now, what to get for everyone else?

11/30/2011 4:27:30 PM

I am also excited about what I got the husband for Christmas/birthday. It is the most awesomest gift ever. Now, if I can only hold out until the birthday before I get too excited and ruin the surprise.

11/30/2011 4:31:05 PM

just had a lab meeting and it went awesome

11/30/2011 4:35:19 PM

^^^somethin fun for the homies

11/30/2011 4:36:01 PM

ugh

11/30/2011 6:11:27 PM

BAAHAHHAHAH

11/30/2011 6:12:04 PM

They'd still get it.

11/30/2011 6:16:58 PM

White people asian eyes. lol. one user's got them.

11/30/2011 6:18:59 PM

i hate those 80s workout suits

11/30/2011 6:25:58 PM

So I'm in the finals tonight in a karaoke contest to win $500 and I have no idea what I should sing....give me ideas!

11/30/2011 7:22:10 PM

sing some SWV

11/30/2011 7:27:56 PM

HOT SHIT.

YES!

SWV

11/30/2011 7:28:59 PM

I really wish Friday wasn't hike night.

dammit

11/30/2011 8:10:54 PM

11/30/2011 8:35:13 PM

just made a nice big bowl of fried chicken gizzards and hearts

11/30/2011 8:41:46 PM

FUCK FUCK FUCK

11/30/2011 9:18:38 PM

<3 soda machine

11/30/2011 9:20:36 PM

mother

fuckers

11/30/2011 9:41:04 PM

I am so out of touch with college that I had no idea Friday was hike night. Hrm.

11/30/2011 9:46:09 PM

Is that picture of the Kardashians before Bruce Jenner had face work done? I can't tell. He is scary looking to me.

11/30/2011 10:14:40 PM

nah he had his work done sooooo long ago

which is why he looks scary today...it was a bad job

11/30/2011 10:19:39 PM

I thought it was some sort of rule that once you become someone's mother you are supposed to remove see-through clothing from your wardrobe.

shit is weird to me

11/30/2011 10:20:18 PM

gropeless romatic

11/30/2011 10:21:06 PM

Have you ever seen Teen Mom?

Momminess does not remove sluttiness from your wardrobe.

11/30/2011 10:22:27 PM

well it should. look how the kardashians turned out. I BLAME THE SEE THROUGH ONE PIECE

11/30/2011 10:24:52 PM

I kinda love that see thru one piece

hot mom is hot

11/30/2011 10:26:37 PM

11/30/2011 10:48:37 PM

^that looks like something straight out from the exorcism

11/30/2011 10:57:53 PM

Drinking a Mt. Dew and taking a BC powder was a bad idea at 10PM

11/30/2011 11:15:00 PM

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

11/30/2011 11:21:54 PM

this bennet person reminds me of this guy I work with

11/30/2011 11:26:19 PM

bennett is a boss hog gangsta

11/30/2011 11:29:40 PM

i am never sending another PM

fuck a PM

if you need me, create a thread

[Edited on November 30, 2011 at 11:49 PM. Reason : ddk]

11/30/2011 11:46:37 PM

that link has had me rolling in laughter

thanks for posting it

11/30/2011 11:59:43 PM

hahah texts from bennett is fucking great

12/1/2011 12:04:57 AM

Bed time

12/1/2011 12:36:35 AM

i should not be awake right now...


considering i must get up in 3 hours

12/1/2011 12:42:56 AM

tonight I was given the opportunity to move to LA in march....should I do it?

12/1/2011 1:21:53 AM

No. My sister just moved to LA and hates it.

12/1/2011 1:23:01 AM