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12/10/2011 10:28:43 AM

I am on cloud 9 right now

This is unread

12/10/2011 12:21:56 PM

Quote :

"THIS IS UNREAD"

12/10/2011 12:24:07 PM

Man, that took a whole lot of effort for her to get two whole feet.

12/10/2011 12:30:03 PM

I wanna get drunk

12/10/2011 12:36:32 PM

so bored

12/10/2011 12:36:59 PM

Like stupid drunk.

12/10/2011 12:37:41 PM

then go drink

12/10/2011 12:38:00 PM

Soon, my friend.

12/10/2011 12:38:26 PM

Idiot. You're spiraling out of control and you don't even know it or too foolish to care.

12/10/2011 12:40:04 PM

NO I"M NOT

12/10/2011 12:46:00 PM

12/10/2011 12:52:46 PM

It's annoying to me when people question Ryan's routine. I'm with him 24/7...I don't make this up out of thin air.

12/10/2011 1:13:53 PM

It took me two hours, but I finally got Amelia asleep. Hopefully, Silas will nap a little longer, so I can get some things done.

12/10/2011 1:40:22 PM

getting offered free tix for Kooley High tonight pretty much tells me I'm coming back to Raleigh

12/10/2011 1:59:09 PM

what the fuck is kooley high and why is everyone in the midst of a circle jerk over it?

12/10/2011 2:04:39 PM

trying to figure out what to watch on tv for the next 8 hours. cause i dont feel like doing shit today. so far its

Marathon of cops, i (almost) got away with it, or american guns

12/10/2011 2:06:30 PM

all the presents are wrapped!

12/10/2011 3:04:59 PM

12/10/2011 3:08:52 PM

12/10/2011 3:22:04 PM

well fuck a duck. the kindle is not working properly

12/10/2011 4:17:09 PM

Starting to think I need to find a roommate. It's hard to find a 1br that isn't shitty and won't cause too much stress on my finances.

12/10/2011 4:34:08 PM

I hope these English muffins turn out OK. I also did not realize those were fried instead of baked.

12/10/2011 4:43:01 PM

Does this review for the San Juan, Puerto Rico airport really say "Too many hispanics?"

12/10/2011 5:34:21 PM

i need to leave my laptop at work

second straight weekend doing catch up work

12/10/2011 7:16:47 PM

I got a new car!

12/10/2011 7:19:09 PM

BOOBS.jpg

12/10/2011 7:40:45 PM

its a lot colder in my bed without my big furry boyfriend

12/10/2011 11:41:31 PM

Capital Cabaret:
Adult film stars Teagan Presley and Mr. Marcus are on the way to Capital Cabararet to party in our Sky Box. Couples get in free !

12/10/2011 11:52:52 PM

I am not sure I can remember a time in my life that I was happier than I have been this past month or so. Everything is just going super which pretty much confirms the end of the world will indeed come in 2012 haha

12/11/2011 12:00:21 AM

^^^ Canis Lupis?

12/11/2011 12:02:39 AM

This house has a serious hvac issue. I don't think there are any vents in here, so with the doors closed off it has gotten quite chilly. The fleece swaddle was a good idea. I hope he's warm enough though :-/

12/11/2011 12:18:18 AM

I'm tired.

12/11/2011 12:42:46 AM

I had to go to Isaac Hunter's Tavern tonight. It was nice, because I think I'm generally able to conceal my general depression and disgust with humanity, but I totally wasn't able to there, so it kept me humble.

12/11/2011 1:01:43 AM

♥ I miss you, Krantzy Pants. ♥

12/11/2011 2:28:12 AM

12/11/2011 3:21:14 AM

awww this kid i'm on the phone with is too cute....he wants to get an MBA in HR...says it will be more valuable than work experience.

12/11/2011 3:57:19 AM

Big day for me hope everything goes well!

12/11/2011 9:58:39 AM

w00t! i got the display working on my elliptical.

12/11/2011 11:14:18 AM

Pomegranate is so good when added to my oatmeal

12/11/2011 12:20:13 PM

I really need to get up and out of my apartment

I have so much to do but I don't wanna get off my sofa

12/11/2011 12:22:20 PM

I love Sunday's when all I have to do is the laundry

12/11/2011 12:42:45 PM

well that's what I need to do

but I wanted to buy a new hamper and some new sheets today....though I don't feel like moving

12/11/2011 12:48:16 PM

We need new sheets but I'm just going to put it on the registry.

12/11/2011 12:49:41 PM

yeah I'll just put all that on my registry too

I really want to make a registry for people to buy me shit...I guess that's what amazon is for

12/11/2011 12:52:16 PM

Mark keeps saying "we need this" or "we need that" and honestly I'm too lazy to go out and buy it so I figure I'll just let everyone else get it for us. There isn't even much we need - which is why we have put off putting a registry together.

You should a Manolo Blahnik registry like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City.

12/11/2011 1:14:33 PM

I think I just came.....that would be amazing!

You guys should do a honeymoon registry...make people pay for the shit you wanna do while you're gone!

12/11/2011 1:43:41 PM

say you are getting married but you don't set up any registries. is there a nice way to just ask for $?

12/11/2011 1:44:50 PM

are you getting married?

12/11/2011 1:46:17 PM

not yet

12/11/2011 1:59:54 PM