lol

8/31/2008 11:13:29 PM

Nice... from $25 to $575 in an online poker cash game in 75 minutes... not bad.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason : i think ill call that a night...]

8/31/2008 11:14:02 PM

you don't want to know

8/31/2008 11:14:15 PM

Quote :

"what colage?"

i have like 15 or 16 wolfweb pic collages...although 10 of them are the same person(part 1, part 2, and so on)

8/31/2008 11:14:48 PM

And I still haven't received one.

8/31/2008 11:15:42 PM

tell schpexnel to send you the one i sent him of bottombaby

8/31/2008 11:17:33 PM

and it is GAWN

8/31/2008 11:17:37 PM

ahahaha. y'know this just adds to my spank bank.

8/31/2008 11:18:37 PM

every since alibaby said "spank bank" on aim, its been like stuck in my head...spank bankspank bankspank bank

8/31/2008 11:22:01 PM

8/31/2008 11:22:08 PM

so, like do zorthage and ambrosia1231 just like sit in the same room and post and get all worked up and then uh. . .yeah

8/31/2008 11:24:57 PM

why do I have to be sick on Labor Day weekend?

8/31/2008 11:25:55 PM

^ no kidding, it sucks

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : ]

8/31/2008 11:25:57 PM

Quote :

"so, like do zorthage and ambrosia1231 just like sit in the same room and post and get all worked up and then uh. . .yeah"

hahahaha

not quite

8/31/2008 11:26:55 PM

josh pisses me off when he watches porn in the same room with me because i've usually been shaking my ass for him all night long. i'm like, damn son, get you some right here.

usually, i have to like poke my head under his lap top to get to his junk.

8/31/2008 11:27:58 PM

n/m, he might see this in the mornin.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : .]

8/31/2008 11:28:37 PM

lol not quite quick enough

8/31/2008 11:29:26 PM

He doesn't talk on Aim. He's usually on WoW and Vent and I have to practically rape him to get any.

I usually am the one talking on Aim.

8/31/2008 11:29:42 PM

dude I would kick someones ass if they chose porn instead of me RIGHT THERE

does he jerk it in front of you? now that would be hot haah

8/31/2008 11:29:54 PM

god

matt hardly ever looks at porn, and i swear, 97% of the times we have sex, it's because we were cuddling, either before bed, or in the morning, and I was like FINALLY A BONER YES SWEET JESUS THANK YOU

Then again, my current state may be skewing my recall

Quote :

"dude I would kick someones ass if they chose porn instead of me RIGHT THERE"

Never, ever kick their ass for that.

Go for the nads

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason : this one time, I hit limpynuts in the sac...]

8/31/2008 11:29:59 PM

sunday funday.

for 30 more minutes.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason : j]

8/31/2008 11:30:01 PM

No. He doesn't. If he did, I would break his penis off because he knows how hot to trot I am. And that's just unfair.

8/31/2008 11:30:31 PM

Quote :

"FINALLY A BONER YES SWEET JESUS THANK YOU"

there are pills for this, you know

poor matt

8/31/2008 11:30:51 PM

ahahahaha


Granted, if my gf were as fat as me, I wouldn't always be raring to go, either

8/31/2008 11:31:26 PM

her sex drive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mine

8/31/2008 11:31:34 PM

so start playing wow. you can make a nightelf or a blood elf and dance naked for him.

8/31/2008 11:31:48 PM

Ahahaha. The hubbers gets boners. He'd just usually shot his wad down my throat than actually put his chunky butt to work.

8/31/2008 11:31:52 PM

i took a viagra once and i didnt notice anything different about my boner than normal

8/31/2008 11:32:08 PM

Get on top, adn get yours

It's the only way to be sure.

8/31/2008 11:32:11 PM

I don't like getting on top. It's all like in control and stuff. Dude man, I don't like it like that. BE A MAN. But give me mine too.

8/31/2008 11:33:19 PM

I Don't like it either, for the same reason, but sometimes, getting off >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feeling like he's in charge

8/31/2008 11:34:06 PM

haha seriously that shit wouldnt fly id be like MY VAGINA OR YOUR RIGHT HAND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BITCH

poor z-dawg... buy an electronic fuck thing and let her at it...its the same concept as getting a cat a scratcher with fluffy ball on a spring.

WE'RE TALKING HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT

8/31/2008 11:34:14 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8/31/2008 11:35:13 PM

Sometimes, I get really pathetic and I beg. All like just give me your hand and 2 minutes. AHHHH.

Needless to say, I've been trying to get laid for 2 weeks now.

8/31/2008 11:35:14 PM

i love this dress and have never worn it because it is a bit more sexy then i like and it is slinky and im not really skinny enough for it

fuck it and rock it anyway or wear something else?

8/31/2008 11:35:26 PM

rock it anyway

8/31/2008 11:36:03 PM

fuck/rock it

you only live once

8/31/2008 11:36:19 PM

rock it.

8/31/2008 11:36:21 PM

rawk it when you get fatter youll wish you cherished your old weight

or something

8/31/2008 11:36:47 PM

finally breaking down and getting office 2007

502 mb on my apartment complex's free wireless ftl

8/31/2008 11:38:48 PM

if you are not skinny enough for it, dont wear it...dont be one of those chicks where other people look at and are like "damn, she should NOT be wearing that"

8/31/2008 11:39:39 PM

i don't think the tards above me realize how thin their floor/my ceiling is

every fucking night...

8/31/2008 11:41:20 PM

^^^ i need a product key for this.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:41 PM. Reason : ^]

8/31/2008 11:41:38 PM

Don't listen to that faggot. Only girls and haters say "damn, she shouldn't wear that." If you are hot and you know it, wear it. And if you're looking a little thick in it, trust me, someone will want to eat that shit up.

8/31/2008 11:41:54 PM

8/31/2008 11:42:12 PM

Going to bed, early morning goose hunting and afternoone dove hunting!! SO EXCITED!! Lucky1 gets to be the dog tomorrow while we hunt, he's too beat up to get to shoot any!

8/31/2008 11:43:26 PM

^^^^haha. i have a product key but the damn thing is gonna take forever.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:44 PM. Reason : i r slow]

8/31/2008 11:44:06 PM

beach

8/31/2008 11:46:13 PM

I have both.

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:46 PM. Reason : ]

8/31/2008 11:46:13 PM

boobs of death

2680

[Edited on August 31, 2008 at 11:49 PM. Reason : !]

8/31/2008 11:49:40 PM