Quote :

"Need some class (Waek Forest Rolesville) Reply to: sale-acrq8-1086950817@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-22, 4:42PM EDT I am looking to purchase two zebra print chairs for my bedroom. A bench for the footboard a large rugh to coordinate."

3/22/2009 6:21:07 PM

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"The Compound on Saturday 3/21 - w4m - 27 (Midtown) Reply to: pers-r4rhz-1091372336@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-25, 12:21PM EDT I guess by now, you've figured out I'm not going to be calling you. I was thinking about sending you a link to this post, but I don't know how to send a text msg without displaying my phone number. Perhaps there's a chance you'll see it anyway. I really thought you had a lot of swagga when I first checked you out. You were throwing down on the floor and I really liked your moves. I didn't even trip on the race thing, but I could tell you were kinda flipping out on that whole grey girl thing. Me and my girls were just having fun getting our groove on. It was just suppose to be a night of drinking and frolicking, and I never should have gone outside with you in the first place. I'm sorry I let things get out of hand, but I thought you were kinda sexy and smooth and the alcohol was going to my head. I still can't get over what you did. Why did you have to take it there? It ruined everything. I've got news for you brotha man, the first thing I thought was, if he'll stick his tongue up my ass and I just met him, who else's ass has he been eating out? Why do you think I didn't kiss you after that? I wish to God I hadn't kissed you in the first place. Why do you think I insisted on getting your number instead of giving you mine? Don't get me wrong, I'm not some kind of prude. Two people in a serious, monagamous relationship should be able to do anything together they mutually agree upon. Your tongue wasn't the first back there. But damn!! How good can white ass be?? You only knew me for like 3 hours!! How would you feel if I told you I'd been assfucked earlier in the day and the guy had left his calling card up there?? (Btw, I'm into protected safe sex, so that could never happen!!) But still, you didn't know that!!!! Think about it?!?!?!?! Anyway, I enjoyed our conversation and everything you shared with me. You have a lot of game. I would have enjoyed getting to know you better, but that's NEVER going to happen. Peace Out!! "

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 7:29 PM. Reason : .]

3/25/2009 7:28:54 PM

Quote :

"Carmen Electra Dance Pole - $80 (Jacksonville) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-tucfk-1094663784@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-27, 1:03PM EDT New Carmen Electra Dance Pole. Very easy installation and take down with optional celieng mount. Very sturdy. Bought at Spencers for $120 3 months ago. Barely used. Dance, swing, and have fun on it. It holds up to 300lbs. Comes with installation disk and carrying bag. Please make reasonable offer. Location: Jacksonville it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

Haha.

3/27/2009 1:54:46 PM

Quote :

"OPTIONAL CELIENG MOUNT"

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 2:01 PM. Reason : -I]

3/27/2009 2:01:34 PM

do not want to see any 299 pounders on a pole

3/27/2009 2:02:03 PM

^^ haha..nice catching that one.

[Edited on March 27, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : q]

3/27/2009 2:02:37 PM

From the legal forum:

Quote :

"wife left wih our daughter, is this kiddnapping? < bamboozledbylaw > 03/30 19:20:27 my wife left about 2 weeks ago with our little girl. she is hidding in womans space shelter. their was no dv or a ro . but yet i cant see my daughter. i went to court house in trenton,and filed for custody of my daughter.i am very frustrated and i want vengence against these fem nazi organizations. what can i do ? this is scary. people remember jonestown this is a radical cult"

3/30/2009 10:38:49 PM

HOLY STUPID BATMAN
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1101048334.html

Quote :

"Free TV (well, sort of a TV) (durham near 85/15-501) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-zzhzc-1101048334@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-31, 3:53PM EDT I have a weird, retro TV that looks almost like a computer monitor that seems to work but I haven't the slightest idea how to get it to pick up a signal. I got it last year and have been meaning to set it up for use but, between getting a free TV from my roommate and also having no clue how the thing works, I don't particularly need it any more. Feel free to stop by and pick this one up! Just shoot me an email and I'll send you the address. I also have a lamp that has been working on and off for a while, brass, about 1.5-2 ft tall, does well if you can manipulate the wire into the correct position for it to get current. You can take this as well (I'm holding onto the lampshade part of it, though). And last, I have an HP 3550 with ink but no cables that I'm trying to get rid of (lost the cables, which I'm sort of sore about because the printer worked fine, but then I got another printer on sale so I don't need this one anymore). Location: durham near 85/15-501 it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

3/31/2009 4:18:28 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/1092102143.html

Quote :

"Do You Need a Spiritual Bailout? - m4m - 54 (Cary, Apex,Morrisville) Reply to: pers-dywnd-1092102143@craigslist.org Date: 2009-03-25, 7:29PM EDT Many today are confused about their futures and their ability to provide. Institutions we thought were rock solid are dissolving before our eyes. I am a Christian man who has accepted the ultimate "bailout package" from the only rock solid Source of confidence that exists. If you desire a closer walk with the Lord Jesus Christ, please reply. If your spirit thirsts and you don't know who to turn to, allow me to introduce you to the eternal Spring - and never thirst again."

lol

4/1/2009 10:09:09 AM

Quote :

"allow me to introduce you to the eternal Spring"

So, that's what the kids are callin' it these days.

4/1/2009 10:19:24 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/1110905258.html

Strictly Platonic, seriously?

Quote :

""In the Closet" guy looking to chat - m4m (Raleigh/Durham) Reply to: pers-qth4r-1110905258@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? Date: 2009-04-07, 8:00AM EDT I am a fit, happy, single professional in my early 30's. Though I have always considered myself hetero, I have had bi thoughts/fantasies off and on for a while. It's not something I have never really acted on, but I find myself thinking about it....and it would be great to talk to someone else about it. I'm looking for someone to talk about the things that I wouldn't openly share with others. Hit me back with a pic/info if interested "

4/7/2009 9:30:41 AM

in the "free" section:

Quote :

"puppet hard to explain (fuquay varina) This was made for a school skit and we no longer need. "

[Edited on April 7, 2009 at 10:09 AM. Reason : ]

4/7/2009 10:08:38 AM

Quote :

"WTB: beaver fur coat cheap - $150200 (raleigh, sanford,durham, around here) Reply to: sale-xkgps-1089481676@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-03-24, 9:36AM EDT I am looking for a beaver fur coat cheap. If you have one that you no longer need or want and want to sell it for about 150.00 to 200.00 please let me know. "

4/8/2009 12:25:33 AM

^^ hahahahaaha, why hasn't that been sent to Goodwill already?

4/8/2009 12:32:11 AM

Quote :

"Looking for Bridesmaids - w4w Date: 2009-02-27, 8:53PM CST So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn't matter....you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won't have to pay for a thing. Hope to hear from you! Location: Madison it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

4/12/2009 7:35:56 PM

Quote :

"wtb frunt suspention (raleigh) Reply to: sale-npyx4-1119422712@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-12, 9:51PM EDT wtb frunt suspention for a 26 inch mountan bike needs to have lots of suspention Location: raleigh it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

Mommy, what's a wigger?

Quote :

"SIM CARD READER (RALEIGH) Reply to: sale-sn4rq-1118473439@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-12, 1:22AM EDT NEED SIM CARD READER THAT WILL READ ALL DELETED TEXT MESSAGES--ANY IDEAS?? Location: RALEIGH "

Just give up.

[Edited on April 13, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : asdf]

4/12/2009 11:59:09 PM

Quote :

"NEED SIM CARD READER THAT WILL READ ALL DELETED TEXT MESSAGES--ANY IDEAS?? "

hahaha, that's almost worth replying to just to try and get the story as to why they want this.

4/13/2009 12:03:25 AM

the "whats a wigger" comment is retarded

4/13/2009 12:03:56 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/1118790760.html

WICKED

Quote :

"Freakin' Awesome Dragon Mirror - $50 (Lynn Road/Six Forks) Reply to: sale-ueckn-1118790760@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-12, 12:18PM EDT Freakin' Awesome Dragon Mirror/Shelf/Hanger. We are not worthy of it. Very Heavy. 50 or Best Offer! Come check it out! * Location: Lynn Road/Six Forks "

4/13/2009 3:53:18 PM

Quote :

"wanted female dog mate (burlington nc) Reply to: sale-yrzhn-1125439067@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-16, 2:31PM EDT i have a teacup male chiuahua. he is pure white but on brownish tan spot on his ear, he is ready to mate with another dog but im having dificulties finding a female chiuahua his size that is pritty and ready to be mated. if intrested please email me at leannecat128@yahoo.com thankyou leigh "

4/16/2009 3:55:40 PM

Quote :

"wtb frunt suspention for a 26 inch mountan bike needs to have lots of suspention"

sounds like Ragged

4/16/2009 4:16:56 PM

Quote :

"$450 Room Needed Quick for Young Couple (Queen Anne) Reply to: hous-qdbae-1124656200@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-15, 9:32PM PDT Howdy, My Daughter and her boyfrend {Marrage date is July 2010} need a place in Queen Anne. She Works for Safeway, He is a Kerby Sales Man. Their Current Land Lord in South West Seatle is ripping them of by Charging Them $850 a Month +300 in Utilities + another 200 per month for pets {one Dog and a Two Cats}after telling them they could have the room fo $450 a month!! This Arse Whipe also gives them no Freedome.. Charges $5.00 per call received and Lets their Kids Eat any "Food" kept in the rented room!! This is BS!!! We need her to go to school and live a Life of not being RIPPED OFF!! I have talked them into giving up the pets for a "Reasonable Rent Rate"!! They are in their 20's, they DO NOT party, But need a place to stay that is in their income Class. Please contact me @ 425-318-2055 .. Leave a Text/Voice or other Message And I will get back to you. I will send my Brother in law out to meet you..face to face so we know you are "Real".. We will also require a "Lease" or other Document detailing price for the next year.BTW she is being Evicted as of tonight.. They have removed the door from their room and are "Claiming they can Hold all of their Property to sadisfy their BOGUS Debt!! I have Called the local Sherif and we are going from there! Please Help us since she will be Homeless as of 6:00 A.M. on Thrusday 04/16/2008!! Thanks, And God Bless You All for responding!! "

4/16/2009 8:28:53 PM

^damn, that's pretty messed up. poor kids.

4/16/2009 8:55:34 PM

Quote :

"http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2009_04_17_Craigslist_killer_may_have_struck_again/srvc=home&position=0 The Craigslist killer stalking Hub hookers for their cash appears to have struck again, but this time he attempted to rob a woman offering “private dances” in a hotel in Rhode Island. Warwick, R.I., police confirm this morning that a man matching the description of Boston’s Caucasian killer held a 26-year-old woman at gunpoint last night at a Holiday Inn Express and demanded all her money. “She was offering private dances on Craigslist,” Warwick Lt. Joseph Coffey tells the Herald. The armed suspect, a white male with blond hair dressed in jeans and a dark jacket, tied up the woman with a plastic cord at 11:17 p.m. and attempted to rob her cash, Coffey said. “The woman’s husband then came into the room and (the suspect) held him up too, but gave up and then fled,” the officer said. “The woman was not injured and nothing was taken.” The husband chased the suspect for a short time, Coffey added, but broke it off and returned to his rattled wife. Warwick Police Chief Steve McCartney told the Herald they are doubling back to the victim, pressing her and her husband for more information. McCartney said police want to know exactly what kind of weapon was used. Warwick police may release surveillance photos this afternoon after conferring with Boston police. “We want to know more about what happened last night,” McCartney said. The description of the Warwick attacker is a direct match to the cold-blooded crook who has been targeting hookers and a masseuse around Copley Square. All three woman attacked, so far, advertised their erotic services on the Craigslist.org free-for-all site. More..."

[Edited on April 17, 2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason : link]

4/17/2009 10:27:22 PM

Quote :

" FREE room to females (Dekalb Il) Date: 2009-04-19, 7:44AM CDT OK nothing is free but I do have two rooms and a bath room up stairs that one or two females could live there. Here is the catch you have to do house work, yard work, keep the pool clean, and work at the ice cream store. I will pay you something so you have money for girl things. This could be for the summer or longer Don't wait the store onens soon. John Location: Dekalb Il it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/roo/1129456642.html

4/21/2009 8:34:00 PM

Quote :

" Panties (Raleigh) A bundle of used womens panties. They are like new just I have put on weight. Call Eve 919-327-7669 "

4/22/2009 10:27:36 AM

That just screams "Come All Creeps"

4/22/2009 10:33:42 AM

i called the #, no one picked up

4/22/2009 10:37:29 AM

^5

why was her husband there if she was offering lap dances

4/22/2009 10:43:02 AM

Security, so she wouldn't get raped, shot, robbed, or stabbed.



ahahaha fail

4/22/2009 11:40:23 AM

Quote :

" Help...Firefox compared to internet explorer (anywhere) I hope no one minds that I am posting on the wanted ads for a question...but I have been having problems with my internet explorer not responding or it will just freeze. I have an acer with vista on it. And the computer is practically new. (if that even matters) I googled the problem that I have been having and I saw where firefox was a better browser than internet explorer. The main time I have the problem is going onto facebook. And just to note, I run norton everyday. Any help would be greatly appreciated! I just dont know about things like this. But I do know that it gets aggrivating everytime it freezes! Thanks for any help out there! "

...
In the wanted section.

4/27/2009 12:41:07 AM

_{My free printer listing turned into a hookup this evening}

4/27/2009 12:42:42 AM

wait, what?

4/27/2009 12:45:27 AM

^^ haha, nice

4/27/2009 8:54:37 AM

^^^sweet. i had a guy proposition me via text after i picked up football tickets from him a few years ago. even though he knew the seats were for "my fiance and i".

4/27/2009 9:06:28 AM

Quote :

"Wood Stool - $10 (Raleigh (NCSU area)) Reply to: sale-jurp7-1142357507@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-27, 11:48AM EDT Solid wood stool in good condition. Will deliver for additional $20 fee. "

4/28/2009 1:38:29 PM

Quote :

"IPOD 30GB Video with 4405 songs - $300 (North Raleigh) Reply to: sale-gpttd-1142872987@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-27, 3:54PM EDT I have a good working IPOD 30GB black with 4405 songs on it. There is also a movie of Jet Li , the One... It does everything except connect to a computer. It will only charge itself. So basicaly you are paying mostly for the 4405 songs. Headphone jack has no issues. Like I said everything works except no connection possible. 99.99 DRM free. I think 2-3 songs have DRM. Music wise well it has everything from Classical, pop, rap, heavy metal, latin, dance, electronic, hip-hop, disco, blues, alternative, rock, Christmas, new age, punk, plus many more genres... Hope to make someones music collection grow... "

4/28/2009 1:57:35 PM

^What a dumbass

4/28/2009 2:03:29 PM

Quote :

"Wanted please read (Eastern) Reply to: sale-wtw26-1144863071@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-28, 6:16PM EDT We are a local nursing home in need of old prom jewerly and a few large party dresses. May 10-17 is National Nursing Home Week and we are hosting a fashion show with our resdients. We have almost everything we need but we do need a few more things. Like party dresses size 24 or 28 and some more jewerly for evening gowns or party dresses. Will pick up Thanks for reading and helping "

4/28/2009 6:48:11 PM

LOL

4/28/2009 6:49:51 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/evg/1144044321.html

Quote :

"Comedian - 16th Birthday Celebration (Durham, NC) Reply to: gigs-prftr-1144044321@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-28, 10:59AM EDT My son is having a 16th birthday celebration at an area restaurant. This will be May 8 on Friday evening from 7-9pm. We wanted to see if there is a comedian out there (amateur or professional) who is willing to do a little 10 minute skit for a bunch of 16 year olds. You have to be Hip! Or should I say Hip Hop! If you think you are cool, krunk and dope enough, let me know. Of course, I would like for the jokes to be clean. We are offering a payment of $50. Not bad for 10 minutes worth of work. Location: Durham, NC it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $50.00"

4/29/2009 4:01:05 PM

Quote :

"feeling melons at harris teeter - w4m (cameron village) Reply to: pers-qdyyc-1146462993@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-29, 5:10PM EDT i was meandering through produce when i noticed you manhandling ripe melons... hot. i can only imagine what you would do with coconuts..i've got a lovely bunch... well two- don't get too excited you were buying enough food to feed ethiopia, and im hoping you are a conspiracy theorist, stocking a hidden shelter in case of the worlds demise... rather than feeding a harem of women.. or men. but then again i think its a great idea to preserve classic cultures. my object of this post is to share a fruit cup with you. let me know its you by telling me which molar i have filled, which im sure you noticed sense my jaw was on the floor. nice bic by the way. "

4/30/2009 1:34:52 PM

what the fuck

4/30/2009 1:46:18 PM

i'm being stalked

4/30/2009 1:46:55 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1147823107.html

they are on thewolfweb

4/30/2009 2:34:58 PM

Quote :

"guy on central campus ive been seeing all year - m4m - 19 (NCSU) Reply to: pers-j3fcv-1150433660@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-02, 4:44AM EDT Ok so this is probably not going to work but here it goes. I have seen you so much this year and its the end and I'd like to find out of you have noticed me. Well i think your a freshman, your in the first year college, we had a chemistry class together this past fall, I've seen you at work, and we have passed in tunnel, we have made eye contact multiple times. I laid out in the sun close to you the other day i was checking you out but I'm not sure if you saw me, you are so cute and i have had a crush on you since the first time i saw you. I'm not sure if your gay or not but if you think im talking about you let me know who our chemistry teacher was and where you work. Ive been noticing you all year and id like to know you before the summer. Im not looking to hook up or anything id just like to at least know you and talk to you, you seem like a cool guy. "

5/4/2009 4:16:53 PM

aww it's a gay love connection, how sweet

5/4/2009 4:31:04 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1155023353.html

5/5/2009 4:24:46 AM

^ it helps to quote what was in the link, since that one was removed already

5/5/2009 8:52:19 AM

set em up

5/5/2009 9:09:58 AM