nah, just blow chunks at her feet and hope she takes pity

5/19/2009 3:19:04 PM

ohhh i want a hot bubble bath when i get home, even if it is at 4pm. It's never too early for a hot bubble bath, right?

5/19/2009 3:19:22 PM

bubble bath for 2

5/19/2009 3:20:27 PM

that would be a tight squeeze.

5/19/2009 3:21:14 PM

wouldnt it be for 3???

5/19/2009 3:22:51 PM

i think that might have been an "eating for 2" type reference

5/19/2009 3:23:16 PM

1 hour to go to leave

5/19/2009 3:23:57 PM

oh gracious. I see...2 = me + baby in my tummy.

so, 3 would be a tight squeeze if by 3 we mean, me + dennis + baby in my tummy.

that makes sense.

5/19/2009 3:24:09 PM

i work at a baby store and we have one really, really creepy card that we sell that says "baby makes 3"

it is creepy because it has these really freaky looking cats on the front of it with weird eyes. like the sketchy cats from lady and the tramp. i don't like it at all!

5/19/2009 3:50:09 PM

^

5/19/2009 3:51:00 PM

You need to watch the exorcist or something, cards should not freak you out.

Thinking about calling this girl later, but not sure what to say, per usual.

5/19/2009 3:52:30 PM

this card is creepier than the exorcist. besides it doesn't freak me out! it is just creepy. and weird.

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 3:53:15 PM

5/19/2009 4:08:12 PM

all this thinking about writing my paper has made me tired

i need a nap

i mean i did an outline. that is something right?

5/19/2009 4:10:51 PM

i'm in an absolutely fantastic mood, really wanna party tonight, but im not gonna

5/19/2009 4:19:42 PM

i hate speaking spanish over the phone, for some reason im much better at it in person

5/19/2009 4:35:08 PM

5/19/2009 4:37:45 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i cannot even begin to tell you how shockingly disturbing that is

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 4:39 PM. Reason : ^ lolllllll]

5/19/2009 4:38:56 PM

Quote :

"Today, I made up a story and submitted it to FML. It made it to the front page and no one knew it wasn't true. I smiled at my small victory. MLIA "

5/19/2009 4:49:53 PM

gonna see if miracle grow really works

5/19/2009 5:04:46 PM

it's been far too long since I wore these pants

5/19/2009 5:09:14 PM

Sandcastles in the saaaaand

5/19/2009 5:11:25 PM

I love being called out

5/19/2009 5:14:57 PM

I think it's hilarious those two are centimeters from making out and giving each other nicknames. Give me a break!

5/19/2009 5:20:54 PM

yay! going to see NO DOUBT in a few weeks

5/19/2009 5:41:01 PM

gonna order some shanghai express tonight

5/19/2009 5:45:22 PM

so i filed a petition for a parking ticket and they finally emailed me. the subject was "petition decision for #####" and there was no message, only debbie beach's email signature and a .vcf file attached with her contact information.

fucking retards

this is what i sent back:

"So what does that mean? There's no message and the only attachment is your vCard file."

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 5:53 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 5:52:24 PM

fewd

5/19/2009 5:52:51 PM

ha
she gave you her vcard

5/19/2009 5:54:22 PM

i chuckled as i typed it out

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 5:55 PM. Reason : she's been out for over a month on medical leave or some shit]

5/19/2009 5:54:46 PM

the tarheel traveler guy talks like a fucking douche. reminds me of the guy from future weapons how he tries to make things sound more dramatic than they are.

5/19/2009 5:57:12 PM

I'm annoyed

I also wish packing wasn't such a pain in the ass.

5/19/2009 5:57:34 PM

grow a dick and you'd be packed for a month long vacation in about 20 mins max

5/19/2009 5:58:38 PM

haha...I'm just normally a person that packs at the last minute...only problem is I have too much stuff to be able to pack at the last minute.

5/19/2009 6:01:53 PM

dinner, what would i like?

5/19/2009 6:09:39 PM

I'm bored...and I don't feel like packing anymore...

5/19/2009 6:28:29 PM

i don't have any cash so i used my credit card on the delivery food. would it be wrong to tip the guy with $4 in quarters?

5/19/2009 6:33:14 PM

I hongary

5/19/2009 6:37:59 PM

im thinking taco bell

5/19/2009 6:39:00 PM

A different day, and this would have ended even worse.

5/19/2009 6:41:34 PM

my head hurts

5/19/2009 6:54:25 PM

What are those cd holders that go on your sunshield in the car called?

5/19/2009 7:03:33 PM

visor CD holder

5/19/2009 7:05:04 PM

why am i saiving all this, i should just throw it out, im a pack rat, even when it comes to memories

5/19/2009 7:15:11 PM

Working from home again tomorrow

5/19/2009 7:41:04 PM

Aaaaa nooooo depression go away, fuck

5/19/2009 7:44:28 PM

i am waiting for divine intervention or karma to come deliver me something fantastic. or to write my paper for me. or inspire me. or anything.

but i'm not holding my breath.

5/19/2009 7:46:51 PM

sounds like you need a two hour break complete with beer and fry wraps k

5/19/2009 7:48:52 PM

^^if you actually get any of that, please send it my way when you're finished with it

5/19/2009 7:52:45 PM

I just need a shoulder to cry on, lmao.

5/19/2009 7:54:49 PM