Quote :

"I really am topless right now."

11/12/2009 12:23:36 AM

Quote :

"i don't like white poeple "

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/12/2009 12:23:57 AM

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"i've fucked fat chicks ( not obese like ambrosia ) and although some of my friends at the time made fun of me, it was some of the best sex ive had."

11/12/2009 12:24:56 AM

Quote :

"i don't think i could drop more than 300 on a hooker."

11/12/2009 12:25:01 AM

Quote :

"ive had two chinese girls jerk me off at the same time "

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 12:25 AM. Reason : haha @ all the ambrosia namedropping]

11/12/2009 12:25:35 AM

Quote :

"I've honestly thought and planned out how I could break into begonias's place to steal her computer, just for the off chance that she had nudes on it."

11/12/2009 12:25:57 AM

Quote :

"i just watched Dracula and my window has a leak... it's making the wind howl really bad and i'm a little scared to go to sleep."

11/12/2009 12:26:05 AM

Quote :

"i took full fronter boner pics and put them in the photo gallery. nobody knows the links though, so they've never been seen. "

11/12/2009 12:26:15 AM

Quote :

"i took full fronter boner pics and put them in the photo gallery. nobody knows the links though, so they've never been seen."

11/12/2009 12:26:48 AM

LOL

11/12/2009 12:27:27 AM

Quote :

"I really love begonias's feet."

11/12/2009 12:27:37 AM

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"for those who remember tameka (the bitch who stole shit from that chapel hill pharmacy) i'd bwn the fuck out of her. "

11/12/2009 12:27:41 AM

Quote :

"when im old (50-60ish ), i could totally see myself doing 18+ girls "

11/12/2009 12:30:33 AM

someone pm me

11/12/2009 12:32:27 AM

Quote :

"i like to fuck short girls because it makes my dick look bigger"

11/12/2009 12:32:58 AM

Quote :

"I bought a $16 bottle of shampoo my freshmen year of college. I treated that stuff like liquid gold over my four years of school and the years following. I have about 1/3 of the stuff left. I only used it after my hair was completely destroyed from chlorine in the pool. "

11/12/2009 12:33:32 AM

well, time for bed.. stupid fucking test.

11/12/2009 12:35:13 AM

Quote :

"i kinda wanna fuck a fat chick just to see how it feels, but i'd be so grossed out by it in the light, and i think i'd end up sticking it in a fat roll in the dark if she's really fat. the perfect level of fat for this experiment is my high school chemistry teacher, and i want to bwn her SO badly."

Quote :

"im really attracted to kate from kate + 8 . i dont know why because she's a total bitch."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 12:35:44 AM

Quote :

"i sometimes think about faking my own death on the wolfweb, just to see what the thread would say, who would say what, how long it would be a topic, and what the response would be. This is only because after being here for so long, I can't help but think nobody here notices me. Strange part is, I don't have this problem in the real world at all."

11/12/2009 12:39:12 AM

1. God is posting a lot of "confessions" about me

2. there are no n00ds of me on my computer... or anyone else's for that matter

11/12/2009 12:42:04 AM

Quote :

"begonias spoils everything "

Quote :

"there are girls that like me that i string along and i kinda feel bad about it but it makes me feel good because i dont get much attention from many girls. i think its because i really broke this one girls heart after i fucked her and completely ignored her afterwards and i still feel bad about it. so instead of having a relationship with them i string them along."

Quote :

"elise is totally hot."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 12:43:37 AM

I hope we can still be friends even though there are no nudes on your computer.

11/12/2009 12:44:20 AM

can't believe the script hasn't invaded this thread yet.

11/12/2009 12:47:45 AM

anymore?

11/12/2009 12:51:21 AM

i've thought about it, but i like this thread too much

11/12/2009 12:51:32 AM

Quote :

"a very popular TWW'er lost their virginity to a friend of mine that talked shit behind their back almost constantly. The entire time I had a crush on them but couldn't act on it. This was a few years ago now, but every time I see them post (which is fairly often) I wish I would have said something."

Quote :

"this thread inspired me. i felt kinda guilty about the way i treated this one girl, and i confessed already about that ITT, but i took it one step further and apologized to the girl today. she appreciated it and i feel like a better person today. who would have thought that tdub actually helps mold me into a better person?"

11/12/2009 12:52:59 AM

i definitely posted the script but no one noticed it was like 3am anyways...

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/12/2009 12:53:23 AM

I think people are getting smart and going to sleep now.

11/12/2009 1:10:42 AM

Quote :

"not one day goes by that I don't think about the person I almost married "

11/12/2009 1:11:43 AM

ya my bedtime was an hour ago, i should do the same

11/12/2009 1:11:48 AM

Quote :

"my social group has started doing this thing called "gay chicken" two dudes will just start going in for a kiss, then one chickens out and backs off at the last second there's no real winners in this game it gets weird looks when it happens in bars and stuff i'm pretty good"

11/12/2009 1:24:17 AM

Quote :

"Even though I started this thread, I still haven't read all 27 pages of confessions. "

11/12/2009 1:26:33 AM

gg, people, on 27 pages of awesomeness in a little over 24 hours. epic. to you all.

11/12/2009 1:28:53 AM

i think i have around 30 confessions ITT

11/12/2009 1:38:49 AM

I have 5 I think.

11/12/2009 1:43:23 AM

i'm too lazy to count all my pms and figure out which have confessions in them and which don't

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 1:48 AM. Reason : edit, it's at least 38]

11/12/2009 1:44:33 AM

evan has planted a virus/script in this thread that tells him who each confession came from. He told me in PM that he was going to post the compiled list of user/confession on page 30.

I think it was a confession, but thought you should all know, so I didn't hide the name.

11/12/2009 2:17:02 AM

<--- would like some confessions

11/12/2009 2:20:46 AM

^ that was the 1337'th reply

11/12/2009 2:28:29 AM

^^^ you weren't supposed to tell!

11/12/2009 2:55:07 AM

send some this way!

11/12/2009 3:59:33 AM

jeebus, this thread is active...SEXUALLY, i mean

11/12/2009 7:40:27 AM

Quote :

"i once cheated on my girlfriend while on the phone with her"

11/12/2009 7:49:56 AM

lemme play!

11/12/2009 8:17:47 AM

distract me from work

11/12/2009 8:41:28 AM

?_?

11/12/2009 8:43:15 AM

Quote :

" i let evan suck my dick one time "

LOL.... if this is true


thats kinda gross

11/12/2009 8:45:30 AM

Quote :

"I've gotten drunk every single day for the past two months."

11/12/2009 8:45:34 AM

dare i say, it is much more fun to receive confessions than give them?

11/12/2009 8:47:07 AM

im back!

11/12/2009 8:47:09 AM