the dog ate a baby and had to be put down

6/17/2024 6:12:33 PM

I do still have the dog! She turns 12 next week. She began her life chained up in her own filth, destined to be food for someone. Now she claims an entire couch for herself and eats prescription dog food and thyroid pills wrapped in cheese. She has won at life.

Not only has the dog not eaten a baby, she is in fact enamored of our 9 month old. That came as a surprise, because she doesn't like most people or noises.

I do not raise rabbits, although we are trying to get set up for chickens.

6/18/2024 12:24:17 PM

6/18/2024 2:44:54 PM

don't bless the rains too hard br0h

6/18/2024 3:33:33 PM

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"I do still have the dog!"

Time to pay the pet tax. Show dog

6/18/2024 4:05:02 PM

^^^^

Congrats on the baby. Are y’all raising him/her to be Jewish?

6/19/2024 9:00:26 PM

My wife isn't observant and I didn't end up being the religion of either of my parents, so she's getting culturally exposed to both options and will end up picking whatever the hell she feels like later.

As for the dog, let's see if this works...



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6/20/2024 8:31:06 AM

It worked!

6/20/2024 9:56:59 AM

Congrats on the baby!

6/21/2024 1:02:43 AM