watching "my left foot"

shit gonna make me cry

4/1/2012 12:04:35 AM

I guess life will be a little easier this way.

4/1/2012 2:02:15 AM

1000 posts mane

4/1/2012 2:03:15 AM

I'm going to mcdonalds

4/1/2012 2:26:26 AM

I forgot what I came in here to post after I saw Skwinkle's post. Sorry, Skwinkle.

4/1/2012 11:54:27 AM

One of these days thewolfweb...

to the moon.

WTF are all these MySpace angles?

4/1/2012 11:54:35 AM

I forgot I stuck a chicken bone in the oven on Friday so the cats wouldn't eat it. I bet it's gross now. Don't really want to open the oven.

4/1/2012 12:21:58 PM

that owl gif makes me want to squeal it's so cute.

4/1/2012 1:15:28 PM

^it is the best thing ever. makes me very happy.

4/1/2012 1:16:55 PM

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4/1/2012 1:23:12 PM

d'awwwww and warm fuzzies

4/1/2012 1:27:21 PM

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4/1/2012 1:50:31 PM

russian owl


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4/1/2012 1:51:45 PM

owls are freaking awesome.

4/1/2012 1:59:01 PM

Is it humane to keep a tiny owl as a pet? I want one!

4/1/2012 4:22:22 PM

Man, they look so scary and intimidating at night in trees with their eyes all glowy and shit but these little babies give me a pleasure overload of cuteness!!

4/1/2012 4:28:58 PM

damnit I forgot to buy more zyrtek while I was at the store

FML

4/1/2012 4:33:17 PM

somethings been smelling delicious for like 4 hours now

4/1/2012 5:17:05 PM

Cadbury creme egg milkshakes?

4/1/2012 5:32:44 PM

^not at cookout as of a few days ago

4/1/2012 5:33:08 PM

nah, its like spiced grilled meat

4/1/2012 5:35:09 PM

why does my shoulder hurt? and why does it seem to be getting worse?

4/1/2012 5:46:20 PM

How awesome it is to accomplish long term goals.. After 1 year of obsession and planning, my dream of opening a strength & conditioning facility is on its cusp! Just signed up my first 2 members today

4/1/2012 5:52:52 PM

My neighbors are smoking weed outside.

SO TEMPTING

4/1/2012 6:08:34 PM

Blackie always tryin to mooch some weed

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4/1/2012 6:10:23 PM

I didn't say anything about smoking their weed.

4/1/2012 6:11:00 PM

Motherfuck they also smoke cigarrettes so the smell wafts into my apartment when I have the sliding door open.

This is annoying and its making my head hurt

4/1/2012 6:31:48 PM

Don't smoke them, Diva, SMOKE them

4/1/2012 6:33:46 PM

4/1/2012 6:36:18 PM

a friend of mine just posted this from Durham

4/1/2012 6:59:32 PM

Oh wow

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4/1/2012 7:00:06 PM

that can't be real

4/1/2012 7:00:09 PM

^^^I'm sorry, y'all. I put on a little weight.

OH! And Amelia FINALLY has her first tooth at 9 months old. Whee~!!

4/1/2012 7:02:36 PM

OH. MY. JESUS.

4/1/2012 7:09:19 PM

omg

i would turn around and leave that establishment for fear of becoming that

after vomiting all over the entrance

4/1/2012 7:15:19 PM

I love mincing garlic

4/1/2012 7:19:30 PM

I would kind of enjoy seeing that in public. Obviously not in an "I like what I see" kind of way. But it would prove that people actually really do that. Because I can't entirely believe it now.

4/1/2012 7:38:05 PM

Oh, they really do. My friend and I went to the mall today and while we were sitting in the food court we saw a lot of hot mess. Nothing quite so extreme, but I saw at least two bare muffin tops. I mean really, can't you feel the breeze on your love handles?

4/1/2012 7:47:49 PM

that photo is why I have a love/hate relationship with summer

4/1/2012 7:55:55 PM

Fall fashion is where its at IMO.

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4/1/2012 8:02:44 PM

Can we move along past this page please?

4/1/2012 8:13:34 PM

Lonely.

4/1/2012 8:24:05 PM

Foood

4/1/2012 9:09:01 PM

I have enough orange juice for my smoothie in the morning, but everything in me wants to chug it right now.

4/1/2012 9:16:23 PM

new macbook <3

4/1/2012 9:21:53 PM

Fareako's uncle just posted the bootyshorts pic on Facebook. So guessing your Durham person probably didn't see it firsthand.

4/1/2012 9:39:21 PM

3 day work week.

Yes, I'll take that!

4/1/2012 10:02:05 PM