well at least you're up and i don't have to remember to call you in 3 minutes

4/6/2012 5:57:17 AM

blahhhhhhhhh I am not a morning person

I can't fake being happy at 6am

Especially considering I went to bed 3 hours ago

4/6/2012 5:59:17 AM

you don't have to fake it...

i predict you'll be drunk by 9...

then you'll actually be happy

4/6/2012 6:00:06 AM

SWEET

I like drunk

4/6/2012 6:04:34 AM

maybe tipsy is a better word...

after all....we're still young women....we drink mimosas for breakfast....


if we were going for drunk then we'd just drink bloody marys like the old ladies do

4/6/2012 6:06:15 AM

damnit when do we get old then?

4/6/2012 6:07:21 AM

if getting old means i have to drink vodka before 10 a.m. then i hope i never get old

4/6/2012 6:08:41 AM

OK shower then time to spray the shit outta my hair so it doesn't go crazy in this humid air

you know, just in case we get in a shot together

4/6/2012 6:09:55 AM

k...see you at 7ish

4/6/2012 6:10:41 AM

FIRESTONE or bust

4/6/2012 6:12:49 AM

*yawn* someone better have some eyeliner for me. I didn't buy any

4/6/2012 6:12:49 AM

have fun this morning ladies


how have I been up this long and accomplished nothing? not acceptable.

4/6/2012 7:51:00 AM

i can't wait to see the photos!!!!!

4/6/2012 8:09:21 AM

what the hell is going on that has Casey drinking so early? all male high school graduation party?

4/6/2012 8:15:20 AM

4/6/2012 8:34:07 AM

While it worked...I may have ruined it by bringing him in to our bed this am

4/6/2012 9:12:57 AM

This is one of my favorite sex scenes from Weeds. WHEE! Mark Paul Gosselaar and Mary Louise Parker. Some hot hot spanked ass. Whee!



[Edited on April 6, 2012 at 11:20 AM. Reason : .]

4/6/2012 11:19:44 AM

What a boring boring drive...well aside from a turkey wanting a ride again. That's twice in less than a week in the same spot.

4/6/2012 11:47:36 AM

those mimosas are going to make the rest of the day rough

4/6/2012 1:13:42 PM

My effin' shoulder is hurting like it did when I had tendinitis

4/6/2012 1:20:07 PM

Those mimosas are going to make my nap epic!

4/6/2012 2:02:10 PM

I need some mimosas

4/6/2012 2:13:46 PM

fucking bullshit ECU traffic.

4/6/2012 2:54:05 PM

Kanye has redeemed himself

gg, Ye

4/6/2012 2:56:59 PM

Fuck, I could not fall asleep.



Also, my cheeks hurt. Touching them feels like poking a super bad sunburn.

4/6/2012 3:02:11 PM

Is your fiance hitting you?

4/6/2012 3:04:07 PM

Yes

4/6/2012 3:06:31 PM

That's terrible

4/6/2012 3:07:27 PM

It's Friday and I've got an out of towner coming to visit. that means it's time for a crazy debaucherous weekend.

Yeah boi.

4/6/2012 3:08:21 PM

He only hits me cuz he loves me.

4/6/2012 3:08:24 PM

that's sweet at least

4/6/2012 3:08:38 PM

^^hello every other episode of COPS.

4/6/2012 3:12:19 PM

i can't fucking win.

4/6/2012 3:48:05 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/coast-guard-sinks-vacant-ship,27878/

4/6/2012 3:56:07 PM

muay thai is fun

4/6/2012 4:35:28 PM

Why is everyone driving 10+ over the speed limit

4/6/2012 4:52:41 PM

AWAKE FROM MY EPIC NAP

what up y'all?

4/6/2012 5:29:09 PM

Its like life says fuck you Caroline! You almost have your life in order? Well fuck that!

4/6/2012 5:57:14 PM

4/6/2012 6:22:07 PM

i say FUCK IT. tonight lets chill. and FUCK you if you don't want me

/anger

4/6/2012 6:54:45 PM

^^^ asshole play and filthy old gay men

4/6/2012 6:57:12 PM

betty, we can chill.. watch community, and smoke... we do live in the same house and have a tv.

4/6/2012 7:04:00 PM

i'll be over shortly

4/6/2012 7:12:04 PM

you are not here?

so confused


[Edited on April 6, 2012 at 7:23 PM. Reason : you are one door down from me, I can hear you]

4/6/2012 7:15:45 PM

i'm coming!

4/6/2012 7:22:46 PM

im on the phone with lenscrafters seeing if they can order me a new pair of sunglasses

what did u end up getting for dinner?

4/6/2012 7:25:08 PM

bojangles..... yea, out there at the zoo there is a styling black bear chilling with the coolest pair of sunglasses making all the bitches jealous


at least your glasses went to a good cause.

also I have to turn in data to Yasmin still, so no rush at all

[Edited on April 6, 2012 at 7:27 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2012 7:26:15 PM

wow

4/6/2012 7:31:55 PM

they have these:



i'm kind of feelin the black but i really loved my tortoise ones



he's gonna call me tomorrow to see if they can order another pair of the tortoise frames

4/6/2012 7:48:52 PM

Yankees.

Their taxes suck.

The men are crazy as shit but great in bed.

They don't bat an eyelid at me and my old man boyfriend.

Or anyone in the LBGT society. LBGTs are pretty cool up here. I work with a little ole granny (straight) who looks forward to the Gay Pride Festival in Provincetown every year. She helps with the decorations.

It's ok to be rude if you know what you're talking about.

Look at my car. Does it LOOK like I'm afraid to trade paint with you?

4/6/2012 7:58:48 PM