UFC 145 had a terrible main event.

But I'm still happy.

Fuck you people.

[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 1:06 AM. Reason : 2786]

4/22/2012 1:05:55 AM

I should probably figure out a plan if the store is robbed again. I guess call the police should be the first thing I do. Fucking thieves.

4/22/2012 1:17:04 AM

{Heavily inebriated}
Girl: Jimmy, what's your fetish?
Me: I really just like going down on women. Like all the time.
Girl: Here's my number.
Me: Aren't you dating someone?
Girl: Every lady needs a backup plan and a sure thing.

4/22/2012 5:10:08 AM

worst story ever

4/22/2012 5:34:51 AM

Off to work. This week is going to blow

4/22/2012 7:58:54 AM

geez- seems like everyone had a bad night last night except me...

4/22/2012 9:19:46 AM

We didn't

4/22/2012 9:25:29 AM

^^^Totally scared me that today was Monday....I hate you.

In other news, its not Monday.



[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 9:29 AM. Reason : ...]

4/22/2012 9:26:26 AM

Win for being at cracker barrel. Lose for being all arone. So ronery.

[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 9:36 AM. Reason : .]

4/22/2012 9:36:14 AM

4/22/2012 9:40:09 AM

Come on down here for some cracker barrel!

4/22/2012 9:41:27 AM

cracker barrel is terrible...

you gonna buy me some gifts at their little shop?

[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 9:43 AM. Reason : ?]

4/22/2012 9:43:14 AM

Where is said Cracker Barrel?

4/22/2012 9:44:11 AM

Corpus christi, tx

4/22/2012 10:00:33 AM

I wish there was a craker barrel near here. I had yogurt for breakfast.

4/22/2012 10:02:08 AM

Apparently Bret Micheals directed a movie....I am now watching that movie....

Spolier Alert....Bret Micheals dies 30 seconds in. Off to a good start.

4/22/2012 11:07:21 AM

sooooo huuuungryyyyyy

4/22/2012 11:30:39 AM

^ Lucky for you I took care of that Qdoba rainy day BOGO FTW!!!!

4/22/2012 12:45:16 PM

^made me want some nachos.

4/22/2012 12:57:04 PM

omg i was sooo hungry when i got up. rockford was so worth the wait though

4/22/2012 1:41:22 PM

My new ring was a smart purchase. So pretty

4/22/2012 1:42:18 PM

suicide

4/22/2012 1:59:40 PM

Hopefully not your own.

4/22/2012 2:34:52 PM

Quote :

"rockford was so worth the wait though"

oh boy do I miss that place

4/22/2012 3:15:21 PM

I love it when I miss a phone call and call back 5 minutes later....no answer...

4/22/2012 6:48:46 PM

Yeah....still at work...and at the very least 5 hours to go

Been here since 8

Fucking hell

4/22/2012 9:13:44 PM

pwnt

4/22/2012 9:14:54 PM

I really don't enjoy having company every single night on the weekend.

4/22/2012 9:26:50 PM

I'll tell you what...my brothers really stepped up this weekend.

David did everything he could to help me with my car this weekend and he's going to continue to help me.
John is letting me borrow his car...he's even going to let me take it up to Hatteras this weekend (hopefully I'll be able to go still)

That is what brothers are for

4/22/2012 9:37:21 PM

my brother dirtied up my kitchen under the guise of "cooking out" not once, but twice this weekend.

4/22/2012 9:49:54 PM

I have had to pee for like 10 minutes now but I have gotten way too caught up in wedding shiz. I should go now...

4/22/2012 9:51:46 PM

This was a shitty weekend. Karmas a bitch

4/22/2012 9:52:14 PM

I will boycott the 2nd hunger games if Robert Pattison is cast as Finnick Odair. Boycott!

4/22/2012 10:08:20 PM

WTF, where do you see that?

4/22/2012 10:10:09 PM

fucking spider ruining supper

4/22/2012 10:24:03 PM

^^^that would be terrible

[Edited on April 22, 2012 at 10:39 PM. Reason : i'm pulling for ryan kwanten]

4/22/2012 10:38:53 PM

poor baby is gonna cut all her teethies at once.

4/22/2012 10:52:18 PM

Alright, just 3.5 more hours and I can go home

8am till what, 3am then in again at 8am blows

4/22/2012 11:34:24 PM

that air freshener that smelled so awesome at the store is currently choking me and giving me a headache.

4/22/2012 11:36:57 PM

Just under 2 weeks until my girlfriend flies up!!!

4/23/2012 1:37:05 AM

I'm gonna need to stop and get a Monster (maybe 2) today....

4/23/2012 6:52:54 AM

back to work i go.

4/23/2012 6:55:46 AM

Sleepy baby was super snuggly & sleepy this morning.

4/23/2012 8:05:39 AM

I just wrote on my tongue. Gonna be a loooooooooong day.

4/23/2012 8:09:43 AM

Quote :

"I will boycott the 2nd hunger games if Robert Pattison is cast as Finnick Odair. Boycott! "

uh yea, that's some bullshit

4/23/2012 8:12:49 AM

Quote :

"WTF, where do you see that?"

I saw it on a celeb gossip column someone had linked on fb, but if you google Robert pattinson hunger games there's a few reporting it. None that I consider really credible, but the fact it's out there grosses me out.

4/23/2012 8:24:05 AM

4/23/2012 8:35:17 AM

That would be terrible. Finnick is one of my favorite characters, and the actor has got to be able to pull him off correctly. Pattinson can't act worth a damn

4/23/2012 8:35:40 AM

Agreed on all counts.



This kid has eaten a ton this morning...half a pear, 50+ puffs, and a stick of cheese

4/23/2012 8:50:44 AM

I slept really well last night

I don't really like mango.

4/23/2012 8:52:04 AM