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5/5/2009 9:17:19 AM

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mis/1155211834.html

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"Man Wants Cookie Monster - m4w - 32 (Fayettenom-nom-nom, NC) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-neqgb-1155211834@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-05, 7:20AM EDT Man seeking the woman described in The Cookie Story. She must be really fat, because obviously she was eating cookies instead of carrots. Momma hongry! She must be really stupid, because she can't remember placing the f***ing cookies in her purse. Momma so hongry! She must be self-centered, because obviously it's that misogynist pig picking on her & taking her precious cookies. Moooooomma HONGRY. And she must be prone to rash emotions and irrational behavior, because instead of simply addressing her issues with the man she's wrapped up in herself and walks away in a huff. Don't take momma's cookies! Momma hongry. Lessons learned: Don't share food with a fat chick. Don't be nice to women in airports who start eating your food. Momma always hongry. Don't expect momma to be grateful for act of kindess. She hongry. Fly first-class, and avoid people like her by staying in the VIP lounge. That being said, since I live in Fayetteville, let's hear a shout out from all the Cookie Monsters out there! Location: Fayettenom-nom-nom, NC it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1155211834 "

5/5/2009 8:14:17 PM

5/5/2009 8:35:36 PM

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"Orcs do it best... - w4m - 21 (turkey pond) Reply to: pers-uebk7-1160459610@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-08, 9:39AM EDT Ever wondered if the rumors about Thrall and Jaina were true? Been disappointed with the lack of steamy sex scenes between our favorite orc and human? Well wonder no more! Be the Thrall to my Jaina and show me why the orcs have a reputation for being tough, rough, strong warriors! ;-)Must: -Be a World of Warcraft player for the horde side -Be willing to completely dress up as Thrall, as I will be dressing up as Jaina. This includes painting yourself green, and dressing up as similarly as possible to Thrall.-Act like Thrall. This includes grunting, and speaking just like Thrall (throwing a few catch phrases in gets you bonus points!)Please reply in character, as this will help me evaluate how well you will do it later. Waiting for you to show me your chain lighting.Until then...zug-zug! "

5/8/2009 10:21:05 AM

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" need to sell computer like new - $120 (morrisville) Reply to: sale-sxsbt-1161082259@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-08, 3:09PM EDT sellling 2yr old emachines computer. computer works great, has never given me a single problem, just want to upgrade. tower, speakers, mouse and keyboard, 1mb memory, 9in1digital mem card reader. has no dents or scractches selling for $120 price is firm email with any questions cash only and would prefer you to pick up yourself "

5/8/2009 4:35:25 PM

^

What's strange about that?

5/8/2009 4:43:40 PM

Competing "Donk" Caprices:

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1148245185.html

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"1978 donk Caprice - $15000 (Durham) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-tf3jw-1148245185@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-04-30, 6:31PM EDT I GOT A 78 2 DOOR CAPRICE WHITE AND PEANUT BUTTER. INSIDE WHITE AND PEANUT BUTTER 24'' RIMS TVS,4 12'S 3 AMPS. AND MORE.. 15000 OBO GIVE ME A CALL CHRIS 919-884-7615 "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1164630939.html

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"1987 Caprice (DONK) On 26's - $10000 (New Jersey) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-av5tq-1164630939@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-11, 2:19AM EDT 1987 Chevy Caprice 26 inch Rims Lambo Doors 350 LT1 Corvette Motor/400 Trans Custom Two-tone Paint Custom Interier (Gucci & Ostrich) Dual Exhaust(Flowmasters) 6 TV's 16 mid &high Speakers(BEYMA) 15 inch MTX Subs in Trunk 3 JL Audio Amps (1000x1) and 2 (300x4) Custom Steering wheel Headers Auto Start with Alarm(Viper) Gorilla lift Kit Invested over $20,000 $7000 invested in just the engine! This car is worth the drive,Makes the Caprice in NC look bad "

More pics of the last one on the ad.

5/12/2009 2:13:40 AM

why does a 5 passenger vehicle need 6tvs? Where the hell do you put them all and i doubt they roll around in the car using their own headphones

5/12/2009 3:41:39 AM

^The driver needs two.

Simultaneously.

He blacks out the windows and just syncs them with a camera on the front and back of the car.

5/12/2009 3:45:25 AM

ballers roll with midgets

5/12/2009 3:45:47 AM

it's clearly to show off the money you can throw around, when in reality anyone who would buy a car like that doesn't have a lot of money to throw around

5/12/2009 3:48:06 AM

5/12/2009 3:53:13 AM

In the strictly plutonic section:
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/1162082002.html

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"Nude Hiking - m4w - 48 (Apex) Reply to: pers-nbngj-1162082002@craigslist.org Date: 2009-05-09, 8:57AM EDT Want to go for a nude hike tomorrow (Sunday)? There's a place on the Chatham County side of Harris Lake that I like to go hiking..sans clothing. If this sounds like fun, let me know."

5/12/2009 6:24:58 AM

its creepy he does that often

[Edited on May 12, 2009 at 8:49 AM. Reason : .]

5/12/2009 8:48:54 AM

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"NEED HELP DOWNLOADING MUSIC (ANYWHERE) Reply to: sale-je5w8-1169362429@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-13, 5:00PM EDT I know this sounds crazy but I am trying to download music to my m p 3 player. I DO NOT have the songs downloaded on my computer...because I don't know how and cannot figure it out. I know how to pull the songs I want to download up on You Tube but cannot seem to get them on to the MP 3 player. My computer used Windows XP and I have Windows media player on my computer, but cannot figure out how to work it. If anyone can send me some BASIC information in SIMPLE terms on how to accomplish this, please let me know ASAP. Thanks so much for anyone that can explain this to me Location: ANYWHERE"

5/13/2009 10:57:12 PM

LOL

5/13/2009 10:57:49 PM

Notice how ^^ is trying to get free songs from the internet:

Reply to: sale-je5w8-1169362429@craigslist.org

5/13/2009 11:02:31 PM

Quote :

"^ What's strange about that?"

1 mb of memory

5/13/2009 11:17:18 PM

Obv he meant 1 gb.

5/14/2009 11:09:56 AM

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"Looking for a Business to Buy (RTP) Reply to: sale-4xquf-1170803758@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-14, 2:18PM EDT Searching for a Cash Flowing Business to buy in the Triangle Area that makes sense and has growth potential with some owner financing and owner training from a long time owner of the business. Please email to nate_byelick@earthlink.net "

CASH
FLOWING
BUSINESS

5/14/2009 2:30:39 PM

http://smd.craigslist.org/med/1118421284.html

Do u want beats..?

What Kind Of BEAT Do U Want...?
I Can Make Any kind Of BEAT u Need For Cheap...!!

5/15/2009 10:15:50 AM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/apa/1175963580.html

where is mudcats

5/18/2009 2:58:30 AM

lol jesus I just spent like 3 hours reading through the old posts here

5/18/2009 6:05:05 AM

and we STILL have people only posting links and not copy pasting the article. so in like 2 days we'll be SOL for these posts

5/18/2009 7:46:33 AM

^^^

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"$600 / 3br - where's the mobile home near the mud cats (Zebulon) Reply to: Natashaaurora@aol.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-17, 9:31PM EDT Hi am interested in the mobile home were is it located by the mud cats and how can i get in contact with you? 919-255-4119 Location: Zebulon it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1175963580"

5/18/2009 10:01:37 AM

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"need something on the downlow - w4m (raleigh ) Reply to:pers-bhm36-1177846268@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-18, 10:24PM EDT I also have a cat who shares our home, he is my buddy.My favourite kind of dog would be a Great Dane, I don't have one but if I was to choose a dog... that would be the one. My neighbour has one and he is so big and clumsy, you gotta love him ( the dog I mean) . need something on the downlow"

Only the last part of the description fits the ad

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 10:53 PM. Reason : -]

5/18/2009 10:52:09 PM

always weird shit in the free section

Quote :

" Stuffed hippo to a good home. He needs to be thrown in the washer but I've owned him since 2001, I was 20 - so it's adult owned. 919-369-7945. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1177637525.html

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" White hard hat in working condition. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1174650889.html

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" I've got a dozen spare bottles of Pepcid Complete that I don't need. They're all sealed. It's a good medicine for heartburn/acid reflux relief. If you want 'em, contact me. Obviously, first come, first serve. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1177723570.html

5/18/2009 11:19:50 PM

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"boat wanted (clayton nc) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to:sale-45sqb-1178204609@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-19, 8:21AM EDT I am looking for someone who has a boat they no longer use Im pretty good at fixing up and working on things at my pace .Im disabled with and bad neck and back I also have Copd and asthma.I have a 9 year old son and dont get to do enough things with him due to my condition.Im on a fixed income and live month to month check to check and SSI disability doesnt give me much to work with.but if i could find an individual that has a boat that wont sell or one they'd be willing to work with me on i would appretiate it so very much and my son would love to be able to get out on the water with dad I think it would be helpful for his condition as well he has ADHD. Thank You I doubt this ad will hold up long so I hope there is someone out there that would help us out. Call John 919-585-7068 "

nobody's gonna bring a damn boat to your pity party

5/19/2009 3:39:44 PM

id love to watch him break some bolts loose with the neck and back injury

5/19/2009 3:43:41 PM

seems like with an injury like that youd have lots of time to learn how to spell

5/19/2009 4:17:16 PM

lol

5/19/2009 4:21:16 PM

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"Fayettenom-nom-nom"

5/19/2009 4:22:41 PM

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""08 FORD MUSTANG GT - $5000 (bratt) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to:sale-fahcb-1178316631@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-19, 9:57AM EDT this car is in pretty good shape it only has 5,000 miles on it needs nothing, its red with white racing stripes heres the catch the interior needs to be removed got this car from out west a man killed himself and his family in it, theres blood and brains everywhere i just dont have the stomic for it but heres your chance to get a sweet car for cheap no image because well kinda too gross to post ""

5/21/2009 9:31:06 AM

5/21/2009 11:40:38 AM

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"and we STILL have people only posting links and not copy pasting the article. so in like 2 days we'll be SOL for these posts"

This should be a suspendable offense.

Come on people, this is 2009. The thread has been going since 2007. You can't be this fucking stupid.


[/Chance]

5/21/2009 11:49:53 AM

^signed

5/22/2009 3:15:57 PM

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"Need a date for the Hurricanes Game? - $1 (RBC) Reply to:sale-s7aer-1185665791@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-23, 5:05PM EDT Need a date for the Hurricanes Game? Good looking female hockey fan wants to enjoy Saturday's playoff game @RBC(good seats please) with male gentleman compamion. (Strictly platonic) Great personality, smart and knows hockey! Email me seat info and your pic. Your picture gets mine! GO Canes!!!"

[Edited on May 23, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

5/23/2009 5:33:05 PM

whores...

5/23/2009 6:08:36 PM

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"11 yearold iphone stolden. Trying to buy used replacement - $250 (cary/apex/raleigh) Reply to:sale-wrke8-1186226784@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-24, 5:41AM EDT Bad people in a bad economy. My kid saved for 8 months to get that iphone. Anyway, we are looking for a very used iphone for under $300. Scammers and Con artists, don't bother. I am with the Raleigh FBI field office and i have enough to do already. we are in apex/cary. thank you."

5/24/2009 9:35:22 PM

IPHONE GOT STOLDEN

5/24/2009 9:37:34 PM

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"Carpet Welder Needed (Wherever ripped carpets are) Reply to:job-x4pmt-1189594366@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-26, 1:07PM EDT I need someone immediately, for the position of carpet welder. Must have own welder, and be skilled in MIG and TIG welding. Also must be skilled in putting out carpet fires. Lots of fire fighting equipment, would be very helpful. I would also prefer someone CPR certified. * Location: Wherever ripped carpets are * Compensation: Very mad home owner * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

5/26/2009 2:02:14 PM

Oh man that's classic. What the bitch are they on?

5/26/2009 2:13:50 PM

wtf?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/med/1180256817.html

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"TRANSGENDER YOUTH WANTED FOR PHOTO SHOOT (NEW YORK) Reply to:casting1972@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-20, 12:02PM EDT CHECK THIS OUT! This is a great opportunity! WHAT: Professional Casting Agency in NYC is seeking Transgendered Male-to-Female AND Female-to-Male youth for a Major Photo Shoot with a World Acclaimed Photographer! WHO: Looking for Transgendered Youth, AGE 21 and Under only please. Male to Female AND Female to Male. WHEN: Shooting first week in June, CASTING IMMEDIATELY WHERE: NYC ***We are specifically looking for Trans kids: male to female AND female to male (Age 21 and Under ONLY please) that may be interested in participating in a great project!!! This is a photographic story about kids who dress or live as the opposite sex, or change their gender (this is obviously open to interpretation, and is different for everyone). All subjects will be featured in the most positive light, and this project will be very respectful to the Transgendered Community. PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS AD IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE PROJECT, AND ARE AVAILABLE TO COME IN FOR A CASTING. thank you. "

5/26/2009 2:20:27 PM

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT AD SON.

5/26/2009 2:22:04 PM

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"Wanted-Wii Game - $125 (Garner/Clayton/Smithfield ) Reply to:sale-3tsfu-1190074952@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-26, 4:45PM EDT Wanted; Wii game * Location: Garner/Clayton/Smithfield * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

5/26/2009 6:48:55 PM

http://lafayette.craigslist.org/etc/1191886714.html

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"GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER/INVESTIGATOR (BREAUX BRIDGE) Reply to:job-ecrrb-1191886714@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-27, 3:27PM CDT My husband is living with his girlfriend in the Breaux Bridge area, I need a person that is willing to stay overnight outside their place, taking a picture of my husband the moment that he gets in the house and the moment that he lives the house the next day with the girlfriend or without her, that for two nights, then in the morning try to take pictures of both of them holding hands or kissing, if is possible. I am not able to hire a Private Investigator because their fees are expensive, I need those pictures to be able to get a divorce. I will would like to know if were you be willing to testify in court about this if necessary? It is nothing to prove they are living together, I just need to get a divorce as soon as possible. Location: BREAUX BRIDGE Compensation: TELL ME HOW MUCH WILL YOU CHARGE ME TO DO THIS? Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."

5/28/2009 11:59:24 AM

lulz, no one's gonna do that for free or cheap

5/28/2009 12:00:37 PM

if thats local i know some people how have been laid off and thus have the free time to do that.

5/28/2009 12:01:37 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1194371740.html

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"ALL PLEASE READ (ALL) Reply to:sale-hzumv-1194371740@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-29, 12:24AM EDT IF YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE SOMETHING AWAY PLEASE DO DON'T JUST SAID "FIRST COME FIRST SERVE" THERE IS MANY PEOPLE OUTSIDE WAITING TO GET SOMETHING THAT THEY MIGHT NEED AND WHEN THEY EMAIL TO GET SOMETHING THAT SAIDS "FIRST COME FIRST SERVE" OR "FIRST EMAIL GET IT" IS NOT TRUE THEY JUST WAIT AND WAIT TO GET ON ANSWEAR BACK AND THEY NEVER DO PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE AND AT LEASE REMOVE YOUR ADD SO THEY COULD NO THAT IS GONE. THANK YOU FOR READING I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRAYING TO SAID Location: ALL it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

5/29/2009 1:17:56 AM

Quote :

"TRAYING TO SAID"

5/29/2009 1:25:49 AM