Quote :

"I told my parents I was dating someone seriously when, in fact, I have a date lined up with a different man for the next seven consecutive nights."

Quote :

"I heard that the 28th page of this thread will be epic"

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11/12/2009 8:48:31 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes I'll make eye contact with the beggars that hang out on the offramps of the highways I'll make them think I'm gonna hook them up and then when they start to migrate towards my car, I'll look away. "

11/12/2009 8:49:30 AM

Quote :

"I have seriously dated 7 tdubbers. And made out with at least another ten. "

11/12/2009 8:50:20 AM

Quote :

"I am really pissed off at my coworker for coming in sick last week. I didn't catch what she had until my day off yesterday and now she has the next two days off. And i'm stuck here sick at work. I'm going to mention something to my boss about it, so he will tell her to stay home the next time she is sick. I know this is going to piss her off."

11/12/2009 8:52:07 AM

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"I once went on vacation with an ex-boyfriend while I had a live-in boyfriend. I told my boyfriend that I was leaving for a girls' weekend. "

11/12/2009 8:52:07 AM

Quote :

"As an avid lurker, I have a secret desire to be a part of TWW "community" but I'm scared my e-persona won't come off as I want it to. I have no idea why I even care."

Quote :

"I get really envious of skinny, pretty girls. "

Quote :

"zorthage really creeps me out "

Quote :

"nothing is ever really anonymous on this site. "

11/12/2009 8:55:56 AM

i dunno about that last one. I keep things pretty secret. thank goodness for some of my tww peeps of the past

11/12/2009 8:57:15 AM

Has anyone sent anyone really creepy confessions like

to a girl

Quote :

"I really want to see your nips"

11/12/2009 8:58:56 AM

Quote :

"I really want someone to post a list of the most common female posters and a full body picture next to their name. "

brilliant!

11/12/2009 8:59:55 AM

Quote :

"I really want to see your cock."

11/12/2009 9:04:22 AM

Quote :

"I am horrible at math, and had to take two pre-curriculum math classes at Wake Tech. But somehow I placed out of all my english and spanish classes."

atleast they didn't give up

11/12/2009 9:07:18 AM

CheesyLabia is open for submissions

11/12/2009 9:07:26 AM

Quote :

"i think you are really hot. "

From someone who wouldn't give me the time of day freshman year.

11/12/2009 9:07:26 AM

Lucy if it makes you feel any better I thought you were always hot

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:08 AM. Reason : FUCK]

11/12/2009 9:08:45 AM

jesus! when i left work yesterday this shit was at like 14 pages

11/12/2009 9:15:25 AM

yea me too... and 14 pages are too much to read.

11/12/2009 9:16:53 AM

Quote :

"i got absolutely nothing done yesterday because of this god damned thread. as a result, i am now working an extra hour or 5 today to get stuff done. which means i shouldn't even be sending a confession right now. i should GET TO WORK."

11/12/2009 9:18:16 AM

Quote :

"I really should tell my SO his mom called but the selfish part of me wants to forget it because if he calls her back we'll have to go see his parents this weekend."

hahaha

11/12/2009 9:19:06 AM

i read the whole thread last night

and i think that mine were pretty obvious

11/12/2009 9:19:20 AM

Quote :

"I just had to spend 20 minutes giving directions to a dumb client who was literally only about 0.10 of a mile down the road and I totally felt like he was inferior after the call. Now I feel like a bad person. But he really is a dumbass. "

Quote :

"I accepted a date last night with a really cute guy that I met at a charity wine bar crawl. After looking at his facebook, he's 15 years older than me and has 2 kids and is still finalizing his divorce after being separated for two years. Sometimes my drunken self gets my sober self in trouble. "

Quote :

"I didn't shower before class this morning and the girl beside me is giving me funny looks."

11/12/2009 9:20:15 AM

send me your secrets!

11/12/2009 9:21:04 AM

Quote :

"i love boobs <3 also watrudoin "

11/12/2009 9:21:38 AM

^4 I feel like some of mine were, too

I went through the ones I sent and I have sent like 25+ haha

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11/12/2009 9:22:30 AM

dang sam. and i didn't get one from you.

11/12/2009 9:24:50 AM

i got 14 and sent 10

11/12/2009 9:25:33 AM

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"I killed a homeless coke whore, and left her body under a bridge. years later it's still a cold case, with no leads. i'd have to say it's the reason i drink so much. its about the only way i can make the guilt disappear. "

11/12/2009 9:26:06 AM

^bullshit.

11/12/2009 9:27:30 AM

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"My gfs and I are having an oxycontin/wine party/sleepover tomorrow. I'm so freakin' excited! "

11/12/2009 9:28:26 AM

have them confess the address. i'm in town tomorrow

11/12/2009 9:29:34 AM

toss me some confessions, people. it's going to be a looooooooong day here.

11/12/2009 9:30:21 AM

MIDNIGHT CONFESSIONS

11/12/2009 9:31:01 AM

Quote :

"I take WAY too much Adderall. Like, I just now took 2 30mg XRs and a 10mg IR, and that's for a normal day. I just love how it makes me feel, and that sort of scares me. "

11/12/2009 9:31:07 AM

^whoever posted that, send me a PM

11/12/2009 9:31:55 AM

Quote :

"When I was in college, I put a hidden video camera in my closet and filmed sex sessions without the girl knowing. "

11/12/2009 9:32:26 AM

Quote :

"I have a first date tonight. I hate first dates. I get so nervous that I always have to take a shot of bourbon before the date. Thus, I'm usually buzzed at the beginning of every date. And I'll probably get trashed tonight. "

Quote :

"I had a roommate in college that embezzled $8k from his job. I found the cash in his closet one day when I went in there to get the football. I confronted him about it, and he gave me $1k to keep my mouth shut about it. He was gone the next day."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 9:33 AM. Reason : moar]

11/12/2009 9:32:40 AM

Quote :

"a girl licked my asshole once... "

11/12/2009 9:35:23 AM

I want some confessions!

And to the adderall poster, hook a sistah up.

11/12/2009 9:37:06 AM

bunch of druggies itt

11/12/2009 9:39:02 AM

Quote :

"A certain tdubber set up web cams in the dorm rooms of 2 of my close gfs. He used the web cams to spy on them. I didn't know about this until he offered me a free web cam and tried to set it up on my computer. My gfs found out that he was over and told me not to let him do it bc I'd end up with nekkid pics all over the internet. "

11/12/2009 9:39:17 AM

I too would like to publicy request illegal drugs

11/12/2009 9:39:27 AM

^^ That wasn't me.

11/12/2009 9:40:02 AM

lol that webcam thing is kinda e-gangsta.

"hey i bought this webcam and don't want it. let me install it on your computer... oh and this program right here just makes it work... never close that program... especially after you take a shower."

11/12/2009 9:42:24 AM

Quote :

"i like dating girls with big noses, cause when you are doing the 69 with them thier nose tickles my butt hairs. "

11/12/2009 9:44:00 AM

Quote :

"i seriously wanna know if saps and sawahash had nub sex"

11/12/2009 9:44:53 AM

One from last night that I didn't get around to posting:

Quote :

"i want to sit on your face ok so maybe that isn't much of a confession "

11/12/2009 9:46:11 AM

Quote :

"[quote]"My cousin is a famous architect who was recently described as the “savior of American architecture” by Esquire magazine. I've only remember meeting him twice. I wish I could get to spend more time with him.""

[/quote]

Joshua Prince-Ramus??? Holy Shit

11/12/2009 9:46:12 AM

Quote :

"i once boned a chick doggie style while she was on the phone with her husban. she told him she was running on the treadmill. LOL "

Quote :

"Part of why my love life has sucked is that I had an eating disorder for several years and would rather try to look good than have healthy relationships. Mostly bc you can control your weight, but you can't control another person. I've sought help. "

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11/12/2009 9:49:13 AM

Quote :

"I used to date a guy because his brother would sell me Adderall cheaper "

11/12/2009 9:50:10 AM

Quote :

"I once slow-boned a chick standing from behind while she was on the phone with her mom. She told her she was stretching a leg cramp."

11/12/2009 9:51:56 AM

i'll take some more

11/12/2009 9:54:00 AM