maybe you watch comedy central way too much

5/21/2012 4:08:53 PM

im freaking exhausted, and cant wait to go home in an hour.

5/21/2012 4:09:30 PM

^^aha perhaps, but I also dvr them. I dunno why, I've already seen them all

5/21/2012 4:12:24 PM

well i put that in my profile that it was sad as the "most revealing part about yourself" thing

thats right, i met her on ok cupid

so what, wanna fight about it

5/21/2012 4:14:01 PM

did you get some?

5/21/2012 4:14:56 PM

we had lunch, she wants to hang out after work so...definitely maybe, also she is really hot

5/21/2012 4:16:33 PM

siihb

5/21/2012 4:17:14 PM

they have an abbreviation for that now, geesh, you are on way too many message boards

thank you google

5/21/2012 4:19:40 PM

lulz



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5/21/2012 4:21:28 PM

thank you tdub, you made my wife crave fast food chinese with your going on and on about it last night and now I get sesame chicken and lo mein for dinner tonight!

5/21/2012 5:28:02 PM

that was me and wolfpackgrrr


youre welcome!

5/21/2012 7:46:46 PM

I had sesame chicken last night

5/21/2012 7:54:43 PM

If only I could find an extra $200 or $300 that'd be cool

5/21/2012 8:32:47 PM

I've hurt my new car twice this week. TWICE. I had the other one for years and really avoided most snafus, but in less than a week I've backed into my husband's car and taken out the pillar at the end of the driveway. And yes, I totally cried when I hit the driveway pillar because that did more than just take off paint.

5/21/2012 9:20:36 PM

i had all intentions of being asleep by 7:30


i blame duck dynasty

5/21/2012 9:21:24 PM

Homemade fish chowder. Wedding photography almost done with editing. Pandora, beer, boyfriend, and cats. One thing can make it better: sleep.

5/21/2012 9:22:37 PM

we have no candy. no candy no sleep make me go crazy.

5/21/2012 9:39:52 PM

Being brutally murdered

5/21/2012 10:19:03 PM

Overhearing someone next door being brutally murdered.

5/21/2012 10:21:47 PM

Being brutally raped

5/21/2012 10:28:38 PM

I sure hope he's hot as fuck

5/21/2012 10:29:59 PM

Like I'm gonna let an ugly guy rape me

5/21/2012 10:30:33 PM

I didn't doubt you...but I had to state my case as a precaution

5/21/2012 10:39:49 PM

Quote :

"In these bodies we will live, In these bodies we will die. Where you invest your love, You invest your life."

5/22/2012 8:57:39 AM

I wish there was a way to delete people and events from my memory

5/22/2012 9:11:38 AM

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

But those people and events shaped you into what you are today, and I think you are pretty neato.

5/22/2012 9:55:12 AM

my favorite movie

5/22/2012 10:33:01 AM

never seen it

5/22/2012 10:43:31 AM

5/22/2012 11:48:46 AM

wtf pedo bear

5/22/2012 11:52:56 AM

i'm ok with looking at that gif

5/22/2012 11:58:32 AM

fucking tired of incompetent people

when the first thing that comes out of my mouth on the phone is "are you accepting new patients?", why the fuck do you schedule me for a regular appointment and then tell me when I get to the office that I have to establish with someone first???

thanks for wasting an hour of my fucking day

5/22/2012 12:15:55 PM

you should have yelled at them. rawr rawr rawr you are dumb! rawr rawr rawr

and then write a strongly worded e-mail to their supervisor

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5/22/2012 12:17:24 PM

^^ that would piss me the hell off. Was it a GP practice?

5/22/2012 12:20:48 PM

Wake Internal Medicine

5/22/2012 12:29:04 PM

youtube is 7 years old!

5/22/2012 2:16:08 PM

I have my 5 year anniversary with the company I work for in a couple weeks. Crazy how fast time has flown by since graduating

5/22/2012 2:48:29 PM

Goddammit why is my doctor always at least a half hour behind schedule

5/22/2012 2:50:22 PM

Seems like they always are unless your appointment is first thing. Even then they're 15 minutes late.

5/22/2012 2:51:26 PM

stop asking why I'm single and then ending with "but you're so much fun, I don't get it"

5/22/2012 3:15:10 PM

Perhaps "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" would be better.

5/22/2012 3:16:56 PM

^^i get that a lot too...


also, i'm really angry and being incredibly mean today....and it's making me very sad

5/22/2012 3:21:19 PM

^^actually that would be way better

I'm not trying to date right now, so yeah that would be way better

5/22/2012 3:22:55 PM

^ & ^^

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

5/22/2012 3:23:48 PM

i fucking HATE backspace navigation. just screwed me out of a long email. i think i need to switch to outlook

5/22/2012 3:24:06 PM

^^i didn't say that's the what i wanted to hear

5/22/2012 3:25:15 PM

my stomach did not like lunch

5/22/2012 3:25:51 PM

^^ No, but I said it anyway.

5/22/2012 3:26:37 PM

5/22/2012 3:34:22 PM

thank god i have my mom and sister around to remind me how fat i am. otherwise i might have not known!

5/22/2012 3:34:33 PM