WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

10/9/2008 3:55:13 AM

I must purchase the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour trilogy.

10/9/2008 3:56:43 AM

EYES AND MIND GLINT

GLINTS COLLIDE

10/9/2008 3:57:01 AM

I WANT TO BE SAABTURBO.

10/9/2008 4:01:19 AM

YOU CAN NEVER BE HIM, METRO


*saabturbo impersonation

10/9/2008 4:03:17 AM

you look so tired and happy

10/9/2008 4:14:29 AM

I AM SON.

10/9/2008 4:15:32 AM

son son son
blah
toast time

10/9/2008 7:24:44 AM

i'll be lucky to make it through 9am without puking

10/9/2008 7:35:03 AM

^ guess that means no dinner with ragged and i tonight...

think we made a smart decision and stayed in last night

10/9/2008 7:37:26 AM

i'm really craving some fried pickles... like.... REALLY BAD!!!

10/9/2008 7:49:33 AM

god

I hate these panic attack things

10/9/2008 8:03:16 AM

^^penguin?

10/9/2008 8:03:44 AM

jobangles

10/9/2008 8:10:31 AM

^^ i work in southpark so i'll probably go to angry ale's at lunch and get some.

10/9/2008 8:11:35 AM

that works... i <3 my penguin though..

10/9/2008 8:13:53 AM

i do too, but it's kinda far from where i work...

i'm looking at buying a house out near commonwealth, so i'll probably be spending a lot of time out there.

10/9/2008 8:15:47 AM

Thats cool let me know how that works out.. i own a condo near the new target/homedepot thing

actually closer to the bojangles up the st.

10/9/2008 8:18:09 AM

cool, it won't be for a while thought (maybe a year) because i'm going to texas on assignment in february, so it'll be after i get back from that... i should be ballin' from that. lolz

10/9/2008 8:24:33 AM

Quote :

"hey since you are in the know on TWW, if you hear of anybody selling FSU tix for next week, let me know! pretty please haha"

oooff... i think i just got owned hard man..

10/9/2008 8:57:21 AM

Do I have to show my voter registration card to vote? I cant find mine anywhere

10/9/2008 9:35:35 AM

no...just make sure you go to the right polling station as to where you are registered. tell them your name, they'll verify your address from the book, and then you vote. just have an ID.

10/9/2008 9:37:39 AM

my students brought me doughnuts

10/9/2008 9:47:52 AM

Quote :

"After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (“P”) and the solutions by maintenance engineers (“S”). By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never had a flight crash. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That’s what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you’re right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget"

10/9/2008 9:56:13 AM

hahahaha

10/9/2008 9:57:13 AM

hahahah

10/9/2008 10:00:14 AM

can i do a change of address online for voter registration or should i just go to my old polling place?

10/9/2008 10:27:30 AM

i may be able to get through this entire day by watching Three Sheets and doing no work

10/9/2008 10:32:42 AM

^^you can fill it out online, but you still have to print it out and send it in by tomorrow

I'm in the same boat, and think that I'm just gonna go to my old polling place

10/9/2008 10:35:06 AM

STUPID FUCKING MOSQUITOES BITING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/9/2008 10:35:12 AM

fuck fuck fuck god why cant life be easy

10/9/2008 10:44:25 AM

ok cool, then ima just go to my old polling place too

10/9/2008 10:48:15 AM

i always forget if my address is a Rd or a Dr

10/9/2008 10:50:53 AM

this clinky clunky music has done wonders for my headache

10/9/2008 10:55:12 AM

kitteh <3, indeed.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : lol pytnndal]

10/9/2008 11:16:40 AM

I want to have the whole tryon pines crew over for a party

10/9/2008 11:26:53 AM

i should have answered that one

10/9/2008 11:34:36 AM

why the hell would a hospital have an insurance policy that only covers 100m?

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 11:42 AM. Reason : ldkjf]

10/9/2008 11:42:21 AM

ok
time to go clean and shit

or something

10/9/2008 12:10:22 PM

CLEAN THE HOME AND CLEAN THE COLON. SOUNDS FUCKING GROSS.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 12:12 PM. Reason : ISN'T THAT SHIT CALLED MUCOID PLAQUE SON?]

10/9/2008 12:11:42 PM

I love how, for being an officer, she didn't even show up for one of their big events

10/9/2008 12:25:55 PM

Syrup is serious business

http://www.blisgourmet.com/Products/syrupcart.html

10/9/2008 12:34:19 PM

Don't you mean "serp"?

10/9/2008 12:35:24 PM

Fuck you, yank.

10/9/2008 12:37:31 PM

I Really wish we had the space for a chest freezer.

10/9/2008 12:47:17 PM

Getting an upright freezer was seriously one of the best days I can remember, because my life is kind of sad.

10/9/2008 12:48:20 PM

I don't want an upright, though.
I want a chest freezer, dammit!

(and for now, one of the half sized ones would work...we just have no room for it!)

It's quickly becoming a priority, though. I definitely want one ASAP.
be like, 'look, z, I want/need this thing. BADLY. PLEASE let me just stick it up against the wall in the den. Srsly. We don't even use that room'.

10/9/2008 12:58:29 PM

f

10/9/2008 1:00:42 PM

your dog sheds so bad, i feel like i need to wear goggles when i'm over there, so no, i won't come by

10/9/2008 1:01:49 PM

Quote :

"re-knowned "

... wow

10/9/2008 1:15:41 PM