That was kind of creepy.

Oh! And I finally solved that freakin scanner problem at work today. That made me go

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 1:31 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2008 1:26:48 PM

i really don't want to go look at that file...but i really have to. bleh.

10/9/2008 1:28:23 PM

Going home tonight

10/9/2008 1:35:01 PM

fucking dumbass coffee shop girls didnt put honey in my tea like i asked them to

after i tipped damn near 70%

10/9/2008 1:36:09 PM

2 and a half years it took to have a normal conversation with my x-bf

10/9/2008 1:39:14 PM

WHY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR XBF SON?

10/9/2008 1:40:00 PM

I really should power up my phone and check my voicemail

10/9/2008 1:41:42 PM

me: megan (my niece) used the potty twice yesterday
him: yay!
me: and was very proud of herself
him: I used it twice today already
me: lol, im so proud of you

10/9/2008 1:46:24 PM

justice

10/9/2008 1:47:15 PM

10/9/2008 2:25:05 PM

nothing turns a chick on like spelling her name wrong.

-a wise man

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/9/2008 2:32:31 PM

calling her the wrong name works too...

10/9/2008 2:56:09 PM

it's only 3pm

10/9/2008 3:01:54 PM

^ i feel the same way!

10/9/2008 3:02:43 PM

Yay, a shot of one of my articles made the media kit. Today at work >>>> the last week and a half at work.

10/9/2008 3:06:34 PM

where we'll spend christmas break

10/9/2008 3:18:36 PM

buy low, sell high

10/9/2008 3:19:03 PM

the stock market has dropped over 400 points in the last 45 minutes

10/9/2008 3:49:16 PM

What causes computers to seem to forget to do things sometimes? Like when there's an alt text box that stays up after you've moved your cursor off something, and even stays after you've closed the window for a few seconds until the computer is like ... oh wait, right, I forgot that should be gone now. Shouldn't they not make mistakes like that? Oh these mysterious boxes.

10/9/2008 3:51:53 PM

i have the final countdown stuck in my head

10/9/2008 3:53:12 PM

3:55

10/9/2008 3:55:44 PM

now i have "i've been workin on the railroad" stuck in my head

what the hell is going on

10/9/2008 3:57:56 PM

"I won't even open a magazine unless I'm 95% sure there'll be titties."

-Phil, the body guard

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : The King of Miami]

10/9/2008 3:58:46 PM

This from the Lounge amused me more than it probably should

Quote :

"dharney All American 883 Posts user info edit post your welcome 10/9/2008 4:09:06 PM nacstate All American 1774 Posts user info edit post who's welcome? 10/9/2008 4:10:40 PM ncstatetke All American 21127 Posts user info edit post mine"

Grammatically incorrect grammar trolling amuses me

10/9/2008 4:18:46 PM

clean and straighten couch cushions
finish bathroom and kitchen
do laundry
vacuum

??

10/9/2008 4:34:25 PM

Do girls really masturbate on their period?

10/9/2008 4:39:41 PM

Given that neither of us has to be up early tomorrow, and it's been 11 days...I need to let dad have my car tonight

10/9/2008 4:43:34 PM

I miss that one month when I wasn't fat and hairy.

10/9/2008 4:44:58 PM

Do I feel like being a bitch and calling him at 5pm from my work phone just to let him know that I'm leaving?

so. torn.

10/9/2008 4:45:21 PM

^^^^ yes, but girls don't have to make a mess to masturbate.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : wow, that was slow]

10/9/2008 4:45:30 PM

I think I'm going crazy.

10/9/2008 4:46:05 PM

fuckin a, 107.5 morning show crew got suspended this morning

Quote :

"I miss that one month when I wasn't fat and hairy. "

find something new to cry about.. i'm tired of reading about it.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 5:07 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/9/2008 5:07:09 PM

well bitches im bout to be outta here in a few. have fun.

10/9/2008 5:12:03 PM

^ I better see a "fuck kyle busch" sign while watching the race

10/9/2008 5:22:51 PM

when i'm at work, i'm constantly starting the application we are developing, and the first screen that comes up is the login screen. but sometimes my browser gains focus, and i end up sending the demo password to whoever i'm chatting with in gmail

10/9/2008 5:49:45 PM

i'm hungry and shaky and kind of in a fog


i'm not sure what's up

10/9/2008 5:54:49 PM

i hope it's not raining when i take the scooter round the corner.

10/9/2008 5:57:26 PM

does anybody else ever get the feeling like you're not really participating in your life...

and by that i mean....you're doing stuff (ie, watching tv, eating, playing on the computer) but it's like you're not really even in on it...it's just sorta happening and you're on the outside of it all...

10/9/2008 6:12:14 PM

NAH, THAT SHIT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT WHEN I WAS HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE SON.

10/9/2008 6:14:22 PM

Having a day off school and work is flippin awesome

Haven't had a day like this since the middle of August.

10/9/2008 6:16:41 PM

anyone else notice that it's 10-9-08 today.......


10-9-8

10/9/2008 6:20:22 PM

With today's economic times, I think I'll go into fake estate.

10/9/2008 6:48:03 PM

lol so I work out in the middle of nowhere all day, sometimes with no radio signal and i thought to myself

"one of these days i'm gonna get into my hotel room at night and find out that the South seceded again"

or California fell into the ocean

or the next morning's paper will headline
"Fed Govt Calls It Quits, States On Their Own"

10/9/2008 6:49:27 PM

^^ OMG! It's almost 7:65:43.21 PM!

10/9/2008 6:50:48 PM

You know, I really do take good pictures.

10/9/2008 6:51:06 PM

^^^I had something like that happen when I was on Outward Bound. One morning the guides said that Ronald Regan had died a couple days ago...they found out with these satellite radios that they didn't tell us about

10/9/2008 6:53:49 PM

^^ PLEASE SON.

10/9/2008 6:56:48 PM

I can't believe I used to be arrogant enough to believe I was the funniest fucker on the planet.

10/9/2008 7:08:46 PM

bttt

10/9/2008 7:31:43 PM

MMDCCCXXVIII

IT'S OVER!

10/9/2008 7:32:16 PM