do you ever

a) choke
b) shake
c) hit

her?

if the answer is yes to any of the above...

then [probably]

10/11/2008 3:46:59 AM

No, nothing like that.

She can be a bitch every once in a while (goes on and on about how bad I am at singing in the car, or about how I don't take the trash out, etc...) I typically brush it off, but sometimes I bite back.

10/11/2008 3:49:39 AM

The moment you let her walk all over you, she'll lose all respect for you.

10/11/2008 10:33:42 AM

hm that was an okay date last night..had a few awkward moments but luckily there weren't many...I hope he calls again!

10/11/2008 10:40:07 AM

I might as well just get a cot and live here

10/11/2008 10:44:57 AM

I hate it when someone that I think is cool turns out to be a McCain/Palin supporter.

10/11/2008 11:14:29 AM

i cannot wait to pick up my scooter!!

10/11/2008 11:15:02 AM

I hate it when someone that I think is cool turns out to be an Obama supporter.

[no one cares about Biden]

10/11/2008 11:18:17 AM

it's more of a Palin thing than a McCain thing.
i don't understand how anyone can think that she's fit for the office.

10/11/2008 11:20:51 AM

Singing hail hail the gang's all here
leave your worries at the door
For they're not going anywhere

10/11/2008 11:27:04 AM

Where the men are unemployed,
the women are bored,
and the children
obese

10/11/2008 11:33:26 AM

well, now the dishes are washed.

10/11/2008 11:52:46 AM

thirsty

10/11/2008 11:53:04 AM

Evidently I took 10 lortabs last night. Guess that means I can't take more now.

10/11/2008 12:09:45 PM

BrookTuff

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/11/2008 12:27:33 PM

SO tuff

10/11/2008 12:29:03 PM

them crazy hos

10/11/2008 12:31:44 PM

so fresh and so clean

that was a good little friday

10/11/2008 12:47:51 PM

well. that was some unprecedented ridiculousness.

10/11/2008 1:31:12 PM

I think I'll bake a couple pumpkin pies today.

10/11/2008 1:35:35 PM

i don't know what to get my dad for his birthday

suggestions?

10/11/2008 1:49:58 PM

Quote :

"Evidently I took 10 lortabs last night. Guess that means I can't take more now. "

you'll be aight

10/11/2008 2:01:41 PM

^^ a tie
a movie
some good liquor
a desk-tie-golf-closet-calculator-gps-organizer

10/11/2008 2:16:19 PM

i want a garmin nuvia 200

10/11/2008 2:37:42 PM

Heads up: Britney Spears new music video is hot.

10/11/2008 2:56:03 PM

10/11/2008 2:57:25 PM

lol

10/11/2008 2:57:55 PM

10/11/2008 2:58:50 PM

bath day is always crazy around here
dang dogs

10/11/2008 3:08:05 PM

I've already had one nap today. Why do I have such an urge for another?

10/11/2008 3:17:09 PM

10/11/2008 3:36:52 PM

i have got to take a poopy

10/11/2008 3:44:18 PM

COULD YOU SAY THAT IN A SLIGHTLY LESS METRO WAY NEXT TIME SON?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY SON.

DAMN.

10/11/2008 3:48:02 PM

content

10/11/2008 4:07:48 PM

THIS FUCKING LINCOLN MKS COMMERCIAL IS FUCKING FILTHY METRO SCUM.

A HELIUM VOICED METRO TARD SPEAKING INTO THE MIC WHILE A BUNCH OF POINTLESS NOISE GOES ON IN THE BACKGROUND IS NOT FUCKING MUSIC.

"WATCH IT, FUCK IT, LICK IT, SUCK IT, METRO FUCKING HELIUM TARD VOICE."

10/11/2008 4:12:58 PM

Muffins rock my socks off.

10/11/2008 4:14:11 PM

I NEED A CUPCAKE WITH SPRINKLES SON.

10/11/2008 4:15:27 PM

10/11/2008 4:18:16 PM

what's he smiling about up there?

10/11/2008 4:18:41 PM

^^ SO WHEN CAN I PICK UP MY CUPCAKES SON?

10/11/2008 4:20:34 PM

today brother



[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 4:25 PM. Reason : haha]

10/11/2008 4:20:59 PM

FOR REAL SON?!

WHERE DO I GO TO GET THESE CUPCAKES SON?

[Edited on October 11, 2008 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ^ I SAW WHAT THAT SAID SON. WHY'D YOU REMOVE IT SON?]

10/11/2008 4:25:26 PM

it might be true

10/11/2008 4:26:54 PM

i saw it too!

make me some cupcakes woman!

10/11/2008 4:27:45 PM

you people!

10/11/2008 4:29:38 PM

rain rain rain

10/11/2008 4:37:33 PM

Going to Josh's grandmother's house after Silas has PT.

10/11/2008 4:49:28 PM

10/11/2008 6:36:33 PM

fuck carolina.

10/11/2008 6:40:06 PM

seriously?

You can't act like a normal, functioning adult?

10/11/2008 6:49:06 PM