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6/11/2012 4:12:46 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu this is what happens when I don't add things to the schedule. Fail.

6/11/2012 4:13:09 PM

Hai, percy!

6/11/2012 4:13:44 PM

I just tried to send an email with an attachment in gmail but forgot to attach the file. When I clicked send a prompt came up and said something like "did you mean to attach a file? You have the word Attached in your email but did not attach anything"

+1 gmail

6/11/2012 5:27:24 PM

Time for it?

[Edited on June 11, 2012 at 5:41 PM. Reason : tomorrow WE WILL SEE]

6/11/2012 5:41:32 PM

Thats pretty much bullshit. I've had girls approach me. I remember this one time inparticular....I was at a friends house(female) and her friend was drinking and kept hitting on me. We were sitting outside by the pool and she starts pissing down her leg. I was like WTF?? Got up and left.

6/11/2012 5:42:58 PM

Reinventing myself.

6/11/2012 7:05:58 PM

Excited to get my hair did Wednesday!

6/11/2012 7:59:28 PM

i'm kinda putting all my eggs in one basket, something i havent done before...if this doesnt work its the peace corp for another extended time away from NC

6/11/2012 8:21:40 PM

Cannot wait for Mumford and sons concert!!!!!!

6/11/2012 9:08:43 PM

I'm probably going to end up with skin cancer. With the amount of time I spend outside and the more and more sun I get the less and less protection I use. Plus I normally don't even think about sunscreen until I start to feel warm...which is when it's too late. I'm going to look like I'm 70 by the time I'm 30. But hey...at least I will have had a great time on the beach/boat.

6/11/2012 9:29:09 PM

Get a rash guard.

6/11/2012 9:30:19 PM

hot yoga was intense

I never knew I could sweat from every single part of my body

6/11/2012 9:31:04 PM

Don't you feel awesome though?

6/11/2012 9:31:30 PM

hell no! I don't want those ugly tan lines!

Nah, I'm starting to get better at it. I put some spf on this weekend.

6/11/2012 9:31:36 PM

Yeah Luna...I feel good right now

Very stretched out and loose

6/11/2012 9:36:15 PM

I cant decide if im going to start thursday on my day off or wait until i get back from my vacation. I have two months to use 20 visits and i want to get my full package.

6/11/2012 9:37:56 PM

Houston > Greenville, SC...right?

6/11/2012 9:38:43 PM

totes

6/11/2012 9:40:08 PM

Grrr left my glasses at home

6/11/2012 10:10:31 PM

^^^^^^^you used to always bitch at me about wearing sunscreen

6/11/2012 10:12:12 PM

I know....but that's cause you would get so sunburnt and then turn into a baby and make me put ocean potion on you

Remember that time we went to Frisco and both of us got burnt to a crisp...that fucking sucked.

6/11/2012 10:13:38 PM

Sawahash and Saps used to bang?

6/11/2012 10:16:46 PM

saps has nailed his share of tww broads. he's my go-to guy when i wanna know how any tww user handles in the wet

6/11/2012 10:20:16 PM

Quote :

"I never knew I could sweat from every single part of my body"

it's happened to me a couple times too and it massively blew my mind

6/11/2012 10:20:24 PM

I just like laughing at irony

6/11/2012 10:20:36 PM

Hey sawahash, is saps packing heat?

6/11/2012 10:23:05 PM

noob

6/11/2012 10:36:06 PM

dude...that was like 4 or 5 years ago

6/11/2012 10:38:53 PM

I doubt its grown since.

6/11/2012 10:40:24 PM

do dicks shrink as dudes get older?

6/11/2012 10:46:06 PM

is that a serious question? i thought everybody knew that dicks start shrinking once a dude hits 30

6/11/2012 10:51:23 PM

truth

6/11/2012 10:52:21 PM

Why is it I can't find any of the marketing materials I've created over the past 6 years? WTF?

Guess I'll be hitting up some folks to email me examples before my interview tomorrow

6/11/2012 11:00:43 PM

^^^I mean I thought that was the case, but I didn't wanna feel like a total dumbass. But I have honestly noticed that most men over 30 have a significantly smaller boing boing than a man that is 29 or younger.

6/12/2012 6:35:33 AM

lol

6/12/2012 6:58:13 AM

There are 3 women out of 20 in my department. 2 of them are on maternity leave. The other is, you guessed it, the secretary. I think I work in 1954.

6/12/2012 7:54:54 AM

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I mean seriously? The phrase of when it rains it pours is an understatement. It's really starting to feel like there is no way out of this maze. My family is seriously living the book of Job right now. Each of us in our own way. I'm running out of ideas, faith, and hope. The light at the end of the tunnel seems to be getting dimmer and dimmer.

Come on God, throw us a bone or something.

6/12/2012 9:23:18 AM

Really didn't think it was possible for Verizon to suck any harder but they keep surprising me.

6/12/2012 9:38:34 AM

I just learned a lot about soy just now. Thanks to sumfoo1.

6/12/2012 9:46:46 AM

Oh shit, dicks shrink after 30?

I'm fucked

6/12/2012 9:47:10 AM

The 99 cent oatmeal at the Whole Foods hot bar really hits the spot.

6/12/2012 9:47:52 AM

6/12/2012 10:10:04 AM

I can't really get my brain around the fact that it's mid-June.

6/12/2012 10:36:02 AM

Quote :

"I think I work in 1954."

do men typically have the babies nowadays or something?

6/12/2012 10:44:03 AM

I lost a big audition and it sucks. I found out it went to a colleague I know and have had lunch with a couple of times... which, even though I am genuinely happy for him, made it suck more. Is that bad?

6/12/2012 1:33:24 PM

it happens

6/12/2012 1:35:49 PM

nah. you should cut his brake lines.

6/12/2012 1:35:59 PM

lol.. thanks

6/12/2012 1:38:38 PM

6/12/2012 4:36:06 PM