Incidentally, I wish I could rewind my life by 18 months.

10/15/2008 1:46:04 PM

hmmm...should i take halloween off or the following monday?

and why the jewhell fuck do flights to LA have such a gap between morning and late evening flights?! why cant i fly midday? hmmm damnit?

10/15/2008 1:46:48 PM

"Jewhell" lol

10/15/2008 1:49:50 PM

Quote :

"Incidentally, I wish I could rewind my life by 18 months."

me too

10/15/2008 1:49:55 PM

i hate driving to chapel hill!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh

10/15/2008 2:02:47 PM

i have too much to do the next few days


i'm not sure how i'm going to schedule this

10/15/2008 2:52:06 PM

haha. you watched too many movies, didn't ya?

10/15/2008 2:53:06 PM

I STILL CAN'T STOP COUGHING

10/15/2008 2:53:37 PM

nope....

it's all stuff i have to do outside of the office

10/15/2008 2:53:37 PM

holy crap my kitchen is a mess

- two kinds of bread
- a cream cheese/pumpkin mix
- tahini
- hummus

10/15/2008 2:54:09 PM

work is so very boring

10/15/2008 2:54:10 PM

2 moar hours

10/15/2008 2:55:53 PM

work is so very boring

10/15/2008 2:58:53 PM

ugh my paralegal need to stfu and mind her own businesss.

just because she can hear what im saying to a client doesnt mean she knows what they are saying to me

10/15/2008 3:05:27 PM

10/15/2008 3:05:51 PM

i'm having a shitty, shitty day.


i wish i could just hit the restart.

10/15/2008 3:14:21 PM

haha, my mom just called me cause she couldn't figure out how to get into her contacts in her cell phone.

she'd been trying for an hour.

10/15/2008 3:15:08 PM

jesus christ, I work with the two most annoying people ever

and when they get together (which happens 75% of the time) I want to pull my hair out

10/15/2008 3:19:47 PM

i am soooooo tired and don't wanna have to work tonight but i do. blows hard.

10/15/2008 3:20:46 PM

the people upstairs are driving me crazy

10/15/2008 3:37:46 PM

blech... i think it is nap time...

10/15/2008 3:46:05 PM

could you ever marry someone who had teh same name as your mom?

My mom's name is shari, and I refuse to date a chick with the same name.

idk, it just seems weird.

10/15/2008 3:48:32 PM

this cookie is delicious, but i wish they had milk in the vending machine

10/15/2008 3:51:23 PM

virgin?

10/15/2008 3:52:31 PM

^^^ absolutely not

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 3:52 PM. Reason : ^ ^^ ^^^]

10/15/2008 3:52:46 PM

Quote :

"could you ever marry someone who had teh same name as your mom? My mom's name is shari, and I refuse to date a chick with the same name. idk, it just seems weird."

yeah...but my mom's name has a fair number of nicknames, so i'd probably just pick one of those and use it as my "pet" name for my wife

either way...it's not a huge deal

10/15/2008 3:57:33 PM

haha. brilliant.

Quote :

" Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ, kept benefits Posted: 24 minutes ago CORNING, Calif. — Authorities say relatives of a deceased Tehama County woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks. Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit, among other charges. They are being held at the Tehama County Jail in Red Bluff on $30,000 bail, with arraignment set for Thursday. Sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler says the 84-year-old Allmond likely had died of natural causes, though investigators are still trying to determine the cause of death. Hosler says her daughter, 50-year-old Kathleen Allmond, and her grandson, 30-year-old Tony Ray, told investigators they left the body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit. They then covered the pit and remains with soil and planted a tree on top, according to investigators. The family's home sits in the midst of a 10-acre olive grove, remote from neighbors. Detectives say the daughter also fashioned a two-inch piece of her mother's skull into a necklace. Hosler said Ray took a photograph of Kathleen Allmond wearing the necklace, as well as a beaded wire tiara that she believed would ward off radio waves, to post on a social networking Web site. "It gets really weird when you have a piece of mom's skull hanging around your neck," Hosler said. "I'm not aware of any religion that allows you to burn your family members in the backyard and collect their pension." Investigators said they kept collecting her monthly retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000 since the elderly woman died in December. Det. Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor the woman's desire to die at home and be cremated. Deputies arrested the pair after the dead woman's son asked deputies for a welfare check because he had not heard from his mother since December. Hosler said his suspicions were further aroused last week when he called and Kathleen Allmond pretended she was the 84-year-old woman."

10/15/2008 4:11:26 PM

P TITTY TINDALL

10/15/2008 4:20:12 PM

it is not the tragedies that destroy us, but the memories of them

10/15/2008 4:20:28 PM

^^^hahah thats fuckin hilarious


...and evidence that were all goin straight to hell, this planet is doomed

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 4:21 PM. Reason : d]

10/15/2008 4:20:58 PM

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO HELL SON.

10/15/2008 4:21:55 PM

haha. remember guys, if you're going to sue God, you're gonna need an address.

Quote :

"Suit against God thrown out over lack of address By NATE JENKINS Associated Press Writer Posted: Today at 2:41 p.m. Updated: Today at 3:10 p.m. LINCOLN, Neb. — A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor. On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward. "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote. Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling. "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God's omniscience." Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit." Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn't decided yet. Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians."

10/15/2008 4:25:42 PM

crazy it seems i was wondering what happened with this "case" last week


its funny that it actually gets thrown out on a technicality

10/15/2008 4:27:42 PM

I am so fucking exhausted

I have a lab practical tomorrow

I really can't deal with studying or focusing on anything right now

I just want to cry, but I can't

10/15/2008 4:42:58 PM

lab practical??? c'mon those things are a piece of cake and you know it

10/15/2008 4:46:49 PM

ugh...

10/15/2008 4:47:41 PM

^^ Thanks! It's for entomology tho, not chemistries.

Gotta memorize all these buggy parts.

10/15/2008 4:50:48 PM

wooohooo. time to peace out.

^^ and wut are you frowning about?

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 4:51 PM. Reason : ]

10/15/2008 4:51:03 PM

oh entomologies??

yea ur screwed....

10/15/2008 4:52:39 PM

my dog is goin to town on her crotch
the sounds are gross

10/15/2008 6:09:32 PM

HAWT

10/15/2008 6:21:54 PM

I just got the news

10/15/2008 6:28:38 PM

please dont tell me its the emily im thinking

10/15/2008 6:29:39 PM

i want to go to raleigh tonight instead of tomorrow morning

also i really want to study abroad this summer but DAMN why is life so expensive.

10/15/2008 7:06:19 PM

^ in a sexual context

10/15/2008 7:29:50 PM

lol

10/15/2008 7:34:56 PM

thanks for not being offended

I think I just need to get laid, and you're cute.

10/15/2008 7:36:32 PM

Hunger. Will be satisfied in 5 minutes.

10/15/2008 7:45:22 PM

id make you that way quicker

10/15/2008 7:46:00 PM

I need sex.

I'm not really horny, but it's pretty clear I need some right now.

10/15/2008 7:46:19 PM