so you knocked boots with the old school baller and now it flips that your new holmes is his dawg? shiiiit shawty dats a good reason for things to jump off right there.



don't worry guys, i speak jive.

10/17/2008 2:06:00 AM

Quote :

"are you familiar with wrestling and the concept of a tag team ?"

10/17/2008 2:06:07 AM

i loved the hart foundation!

10/17/2008 2:06:37 AM

Are you trying to fuck them both in the near future?

Were you planning on fucking the old out of town freind tonight???

wtf?

10/17/2008 2:06:39 AM

they just tryna break a piece off and holla, nah mean?

10/17/2008 2:07:11 AM

watching pbs

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:07 AM. Reason : frontline]

10/17/2008 2:07:13 AM

LETS ASK MORE QUESTIONS TO A JERSEY CHASER

10/17/2008 2:07:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xHPU6NulM

10/17/2008 2:08:31 AM

Ummm...I'm only WITH the one guy. The one from out of town is just a friend. Just knew him when he went here. Never done anything with him nor do I want to. And that's not what they have in mind, andddd neither of them know I know the other.

Ugh. Goodnight.

10/17/2008 2:08:53 AM

is jersey chaser slang for fucking the entire state football team ?

10/17/2008 2:09:05 AM

you found the wrong crowd here tonight

10/17/2008 2:09:36 AM

aight gurly you keep things on lockdown

one.

10/17/2008 2:10:07 AM

ugh they probably are drinking beers laughing telling stories about you right now. sorry.

10/17/2008 2:10:59 AM

YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

10/17/2008 2:10:59 AM

Wait, so why is this so AWKWARD!!!111..............?

10/17/2008 2:11:36 AM

It's awkward, b/c I can't go chill with the out-of-town friend since he's staying with my "man". And if he came here, that'd be obvious. "I'm going to WolfpckGrl17's house." "WolfpckGrl17?" etc etc And vice versa.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : .]

10/17/2008 2:13:24 AM

ok...tonight was dumb

10/17/2008 2:13:24 AM

You're going to be up again in 3-4 hours.

10/17/2008 2:14:43 AM

OK............


still missing the awkward part........

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : is there something to this in ghetto code?]

10/17/2008 2:15:10 AM

lol why do you care so much

10/17/2008 2:15:45 AM

yeah there's no reason that you cant just hang out with both of them

unless you're going to pull an El Borracho and have one of them beat the shit out of the other one b/c you're a dumb woman

10/17/2008 2:16:16 AM

My guy just texted me to see if I can bring a friend for his friend (who is my friend), but whatever. I'm going to bed. Fuck that. I guess they have no idea.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:25 AM. Reason : .]

10/17/2008 2:19:59 AM

guts will not be got up in

you just cockblocked yourself

10/17/2008 2:20:40 AM

^^ your post made me crosseyed for a few seconds.

10/17/2008 2:21:50 AM

that's because she's a friend of a friend, who is a friend of his friend, but she's also his friend, and he happens to be the BEST friend of her boy friend.

10/17/2008 2:23:57 AM

i've done well so far

but reading that last post

i dont know how it happened, or when it happened

when i finished reading it my finger was in my nose

10/17/2008 2:25:51 AM

^^^^ Basically. Nah, I might go over there, but I am not no matchmaker. I'm not hookin' his friend up with one of my girls. Ugh. Hate when guys do that.


^^ Good job!

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:26 AM. Reason : ^]

10/17/2008 2:26:06 AM

that's interesting... because after I read that, I forgot my address.

10/17/2008 2:26:53 AM

Wow! I was right. He just told me about his "friend" who I'm friends with like I don't know him. He even said "You don't know him." Hmmm..

10/17/2008 2:28:49 AM

did we just commit an intraphysicological fanger lobotomy


i too, make words up

10/17/2008 2:29:25 AM

wut?

10/17/2008 2:31:07 AM

haha.. srsly, stay off the heavy stuff.

*spin* OK, left lobe of cerebellum on green!

10/17/2008 2:32:56 AM

tonight i'm drunk

i'll be up in exactly 3 hours

and work my ass off


because i actually like what i'm doing

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 2:39 AM. Reason : y]

10/17/2008 2:33:53 AM

ibt"oh ill work your ass off"

10/17/2008 2:34:16 AM

"oh i'll work your a


HEY WAIT A MINUTE

10/17/2008 2:35:12 AM

by saying ibt... and actually saying it... at the same time...

Did you just divide by zero?

10/17/2008 2:35:14 AM

im on a



today

10/17/2008 2:37:54 AM

PRESS Z OR R TWICE

10/17/2008 2:39:15 AM

here's something i just found on gis when looking for that gif of the spinning dinner roll

10/17/2008 2:42:36 AM

puppy cannibalism?

10/17/2008 2:43:49 AM

kinda reminds me of the press button get bacon pic

10/17/2008 2:44:39 AM

10/17/2008 2:44:49 AM

why so...



serious?

10/17/2008 2:48:01 AM

HR: i can't rename this file, what's wrong
my brain: hmm, wonder if she has permissions to do that, or if someone else has it open, or something else is fucked up on the server

..keyboard was unplugged..

d'oh

10/17/2008 8:54:45 AM

i'm sleepy

10/17/2008 8:55:57 AM

10/17/2008 8:56:39 AM

Kaysee is too cute!

10/17/2008 9:03:48 AM

my boss has been in a super good mood since the retreat

10/17/2008 9:26:52 AM

Quote :

"..keyboard was unplugged.."

haha. sounds like the people that work here.

10/17/2008 9:39:51 AM

this girl likes black dudes, i dont think i can give her what she's used to. you know...down there

10/17/2008 9:42:29 AM