...you lost me at beef broth

[Edited on June 21, 2012 at 11:19 PM. Reason : awesome top of the page post]

6/21/2012 11:18:50 PM

I made them. The flavor is interesting. I like them ... except that I accidentally put way more Dave's ghost pepper sauce than I intended to so they are far too spicy for jello. And they instantly gave me the hiccups when I tried the sample.

6/22/2012 12:29:19 AM

2 things I'm extremely excited are happening in the next month and a half (not in the order they will occur):

girlfriend moving 6.5 hours closer

moving out of this shithole

6/22/2012 2:39:50 AM

I'm surprisingly happy right now. I'm less than 24 hours away from closing a chapter of my life that probably won't be topped for a long, long time, yet I'm not sad or angry that it's over but rather genuinely appreciative that I even got to experience it. Life rules.

6/22/2012 3:38:52 AM

6/22/2012 4:52:58 AM

Why do I always wake up at or before the time I have to scrape myself out of bed other days on my days off?

I wish so many people didn't have so much trouble with the name of our publication/telling us apart from others.

[Edited on June 22, 2012 at 7:22 AM. Reason : .]

6/22/2012 7:22:05 AM

Trying out Chuck's today. nom nom nom

6/22/2012 7:41:12 AM

who should i listen to this morning?

6/22/2012 7:59:17 AM

Holy crap! Another amazing opportunity... just hope it pans out.

6/22/2012 9:24:32 AM

last day at work and then vacation time!!!!


I know it's going to be an awesome day because



was on the radio on the way to work

6/22/2012 9:28:18 AM

my hips are sore from yoga last night...dang

also I, too, and wondering what to listen to today

6/22/2012 9:28:29 AM

how the years have not been kind to Rick the Ruler after going to see him at Howard Theater last night.

6/22/2012 9:29:07 AM

shit.

6/22/2012 11:03:52 AM

fucking bmw drivers.... thinking they own the road and the tops of cars

6/22/2012 11:05:14 AM

^lol

6/22/2012 11:05:51 AM

finding some fucking wristbands is tough... really wish i hadn't left this to the last minute

6/22/2012 11:10:41 AM

what kind of wristbands do you need?

6/22/2012 11:20:12 AM

6/22/2012 11:52:23 AM

^^ just the tyvek ones. Where you take the tab off the sticky part. So many places have it online just not in stores.

6/22/2012 12:00:42 PM

I love it when I out smart people.

6/22/2012 12:11:57 PM

these motherfuckers are gonna be the death of me....so good (love the sea salt)



[Edited on June 22, 2012 at 12:26 PM. Reason : better pic]

6/22/2012 12:25:00 PM

Anyone know how much parking is around Kure/Wrightsville/etc? Going down there for the first time in years and want to know what to expect for parking. I'm used to going to Topsail and getting free parking

6/22/2012 12:25:54 PM

My button on my shorts popped off today. Gettin fat

6/22/2012 12:51:10 PM

Finally broke down and put my username and passwords to stuff in an Excel file. I'm really good at remembering that kind of information usually (I don't have any written down or stored anywhere right now) but I just have too many websites and wayyyy too many un-linked internal work sites that all have different requirements these days. Plus I try and change mine out fairly regularly.

With all of that I've had a few sites recently I really needed to get to ASAP and couldn't remember my info because it had been about a year since I used it and they don't have auto-resets, so I had to call someone.

Anyway, I don;t like the idea of having this info stored in one place, so even though it's stored locally, I have the file named something completely unrelated, the workbook is password protected, I have a couple sheets of information related to the title within the workbook and then a few blank sheets. All of the sheets are protected and set so you can't select any of the cells. On one of the blank pages I have my usernames and passwords for the various things (ended up having 30 I wanted to store) stored as white text so that you can't see that they are there unless you select them. Considering no one will ever care to even look for this file on my computer it's major overkill

6/22/2012 1:00:43 PM

^^its a lot

I'm sure you could find free parking in Kure Beach, Wrightsville Beach is another story - probably around $1.50/hour

6/22/2012 1:00:44 PM

Really hate sitting around waiting for people. Sitting at the house now waiting for the a/c repair people to show up, and I can't do any of the things I need to do until they get here/after they leave

6/22/2012 3:09:45 PM

my parrot is masturbating noisily. fuck that shit, im outta here

[Edited on June 22, 2012 at 3:15 PM. Reason : ^at least they are coming today. mine wont come til next tuesday ]

6/22/2012 3:15:04 PM

your.....parrot????

6/22/2012 4:11:02 PM

How does a parrot masturbate???

6/22/2012 4:12:20 PM

wtf, random dude just called me

"Hello"

"Hello...I wanna know right NOW who this is?"

"Why?"

"I wanna know why you're calling my girlfriend in the middle of the night?"

"I'm hanging up now, I havent called any girl in the middle of the night"

"LISTEN BOY I WILL" *click*

6/22/2012 6:05:43 PM

danny

6/22/2012 6:08:20 PM

I am not even driving and this bullshit traffic is pissing me off anyways.

6/22/2012 6:14:50 PM

lol

6/22/2012 6:37:44 PM

reverse looked up the number, its some convenience store in morrisville called dolphins. dude sounded pissed lol

6/22/2012 6:38:51 PM

lol, Dolphins?

he's either super hardcore, or gay

6/22/2012 6:43:37 PM

^i mean...i guess that place is gay...its not like ive ever been ther or anything

6/22/2012 6:50:00 PM

my AC is fucking struggling to deal with this heat

6/22/2012 7:37:03 PM

I need to put together a list of things I want to have before I move overseas.

first thing I want is some more inception cookies because they were literally the beat cookies I ever had (Skwinkle )

6/22/2012 7:45:07 PM

Man! I'd fuck the hell out of Judge Janine!!

6/22/2012 7:48:51 PM

Lol Dolphins. I forgot about that gas statiOn, ranks right up there with Fiddlestix

6/22/2012 8:12:10 PM

You're not just a footclan member, you're Danny. You're that punk bitch Danny!

6/22/2012 8:32:03 PM

6/22/2012 11:21:03 PM

I had a mouse in my kitchen. It was somehow caught in a trap and escaped. My kitchen counter is covered in blood. The mouse looked at me with its one remaining eye and ran away into who knows where. I feel sick.

6/23/2012 2:30:52 AM

I spit dope rhymes when I'm drunk

yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete.

6/23/2012 2:45:47 AM

yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete. yo yo yo, gimme a fat beat J... yeah... yeah... uh huh.. yeah... I like that... turn it up... yeah... yeah... yeah.. yo yo, this Spanish Rice isnt very nice, its burnt the roof of my mouth not once but twice, I should have read them directions when it said to a let that shit cool a minute, now I lost my 2am erection and the women are no longer in it, but thats aight because my stomach put up a good fight as I was downing the Jack, downing the Kraken, now I just need to find a roast beef cutting weed wacker and start getting my yard work on, oh, did I say yard I mean meat, oh shit I got to go, this is starting to remind me of my uncle Sweet Unique Pete.

6/23/2012 6:34:23 AM

i'm getting my toes done today...

it'll be the highlight of my day...

i should marry the little asian man so he can do my toes and give me massages all the time

that is all

6/23/2012 7:22:22 AM

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic!?" LOL.. gg, Sportscenter.

6/23/2012 8:03:16 AM

this is such a shitty morning

why are the great people always taken so early?

6/23/2012 9:19:49 AM

Ran six miles without any ankle pain!! I'm so estatic!

6/23/2012 10:40:35 AM

i think my mom just reveled to me that she is a "birther"

6/23/2012 10:54:39 AM