I am flippin' hot. Damned blow drier.
10/17/2008 11:49:29 PM
Well, that fell through, and that, and I don't really feel like doing that. Plus, now I have a headache from that tackle in football. Maybe I'll just stay in...
10/17/2008 11:51:09 PM
my new ring tone is katy perry
10/17/2008 11:58:42 PM
why cat nip is like speed for cats?
10/18/2008 12:00:11 AM
damn im boredshould have just gone to greensboro like i planned
10/18/2008 12:19:49 AM
wow, i just unecessarily complicated the fuck out of my love life.wtg, drunk me.[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason : i'm gonna go read my book about dragons and sleep this stupidity off. ]
10/18/2008 12:20:37 AM
women tend to overcomplicate all kinds of things
10/18/2008 12:21:50 AM
men tend to oversimplify all kinds of things
10/18/2008 12:24:06 AM
well, i just added a third woman to the mix. so now all four of us can sit around and overcomplicate shit.
^^wut?^should be fairly easy
10/18/2008 12:24:44 AM
one woman makes things complicated enough
10/18/2008 12:49:22 AM
Is OmarBadu black? I keep picturing my friend named Omar who is black with dreads.[Edited on October 18, 2008 at 12:52 AM. Reason : badu?]
10/18/2008 12:51:52 AM
either black or middle eastern
10/18/2008 12:52:35 AM
jesus christ i'm glad to be home...shit went crazy like 20 minutes til quitting time at work and had to do maintenance
10/18/2008 12:55:58 AM
did someone have explosive diarrhea?
10/18/2008 12:57:17 AM
4 rooms got fucked up all the sudden...door lock fucked up in one so the person couldnt get in, water heater in another room fucked up...hot water supply line under a sink busted and the water from that went to the room below it
10/18/2008 1:02:26 AM
10/18/2008 2:59:45 AM
hope your luck turns
10/18/2008 3:04:48 AM
i cant really tell sometimes...just hope for the best and figure whats gonna happen will happen
10/18/2008 3:08:01 AM
GODDAMMITGODDAMMITGODDAMMITWHATTHEFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i blew it.
10/18/2008 3:41:58 AM
think it is time for bed...hopefully
10/18/2008 3:55:29 AM
^ thats what i said an hour ago and then tossed and turned. now took a warm shower and attempt $ 2 is on its way.
10/18/2008 3:56:56 AM
concrete is rough on the back
10/18/2008 3:58:09 AM
and goodnite.
10/18/2008 4:05:00 AM
great...we have a prowler canvassing the neighborhood again. can't these thugs come up with something better to do with their time other than canvassing homes to break in to while we're at work?? at least we have an alarm now.
10/18/2008 8:56:47 AM
maybe your neighborhood is a shortcut to their bible study?
10/18/2008 8:58:55 AM
well he's not moving anywhere unless he's spotted...he's usually hiding in the bushes by the mailbox or behind the rocks.our house was broken in to in april...and our neighbors' last december. we just live in a target neighborhood for break ins unfortunately
10/18/2008 9:04:55 AM
maybe drops his wallet often. i'm sure it would fall in bushes if that happened.maybe he has the reverse "Boo" syndrome that only allows him to move while being looked at.yes... a mario reference.
10/18/2008 9:07:56 AM
Kaysee can't wait for Lake Johnson tomorrow.
10/18/2008 9:24:26 AM
10/18/2008 9:29:08 AM
I don't hardback books but there's a book I want to preorder that's coming out next month.Should I order the hardcover or the Large Print version that is in paperback?Is reading large print books weird?
10/18/2008 9:35:33 AM
i'd go ahead and get the large print version since you don't hardback books
10/18/2008 9:36:39 AM
10/18/2008 10:00:07 AM
sleeeeep.
10/18/2008 10:11:18 AM
dammit i wanted to be on the road by now
10/18/2008 11:17:55 AM
come home already, im HONGRY
10/18/2008 12:51:40 PM
10/18/2008 12:52:04 PM
i swear- if i get my truck towed for leaving it at a bar because I'm too drunk to drive, because they think I'm a student parking over night there, i'm gonna be peeing on someones doorhandle^ah- you working the fair again? wanna get me in for free [Edited on October 18, 2008 at 12:53 PM. Reason : LP]
10/18/2008 12:52:56 PM
I HAVE A BABY DEEBU IN MY LAP SON.IT IS SLEEPING SON.
10/18/2008 12:53:21 PM
^^i may be able to arrange that
10/18/2008 12:54:53 PM
i have no gf this year to annoy you, so you wouldn't have to worry about thati might try to get a couple of the guys to go (get drunk and go)
10/18/2008 12:56:35 PM
dang it is cold.HOOORAY!
10/18/2008 12:57:54 PM
THE BABY DEEBU KEEPS LICKING MY ARM SON.
10/18/2008 12:59:10 PM
PrufrockNCSU
10/18/2008 1:11:06 PM
THE DEEBU IS FINALLY ASLEEP. IT HAS STOPPED LICKING MY ARM WITH THE SANDPAPER TONGUE.
10/18/2008 1:13:26 PM
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongry
10/18/2008 1:16:14 PM
SLEEPY BABY DEEBU MEEMAWMEEMAW GO SEEP SEEP
10/18/2008 1:17:38 PM
pizza dude git here!
10/18/2008 1:23:13 PM
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GET LITTLE BUTTFUCK'S PIZZA PIZZA SON.
10/18/2008 1:23:55 PM
10/18/2008 1:44:27 PM