you could get a little pint of ben and jerrys stuff... and I'm sure percy wouldn't mind having some free ice cream in the house

6/24/2012 7:29:30 PM

Fuck you brett

6/24/2012 7:33:37 PM

A good roommate would do such things but...

6/24/2012 7:33:59 PM

^^

6/24/2012 7:35:25 PM

ZOMGHI2U2

6/24/2012 7:44:51 PM

I like Krispy Kreme, but I'm not going to buy a box from someone standing on the side of the road.

6/25/2012 12:00:34 AM

Fucking Lexmark printers & WTFdows 7

6/25/2012 12:01:49 AM

Chance and karma have come together to bring something incredibly awesome into my life

Not a day goes by that I don't think about how fortunate I am.

6/25/2012 12:46:23 AM

i'm pretty sure i slept for about 20 hours yesterday...

and i needed every minute of it

6/25/2012 6:34:23 AM

Vacation is officially over.


On the plus side, THEY go on vacation next week, giving me an entire week off this time!

6/25/2012 8:08:13 AM

Ugh Monday morning headache

6/25/2012 9:53:07 AM

surprised I'm as awake as I am after this weekend

6/25/2012 9:55:12 AM

still haven't heard back from the dealership... I hope they are just forgetting to call back and it isn't taking this.long to get it done....

6/25/2012 12:00:55 PM

I just bought a toaster for $0.01


LOL quibids, u silly goose

6/25/2012 12:34:56 PM

I need a toaster...how the fuck did you pull that off?

6/25/2012 12:39:03 PM

quibids.com sent me 7 free bids for my birthday

its one of those auction sites where it starts at 0.00 and the item goes up by $0.01 everytime somebody bids

I used one of my bids on this toaster thats auction was about to end. 1 bid for $.01

http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-CPT-180-Classic-4-Slice-Stainless/dp/B0000A1ZN1

that toaster. for $0.01. $8 total with shipping

metallic red was the one that was featured in the auction



[Edited on June 25, 2012 at 12:45 PM. Reason : f]

6/25/2012 12:44:22 PM

nice!

6/25/2012 12:45:09 PM

^^ pretty sweet deal

6/25/2012 1:41:57 PM

So really you bought a toaster for $8

6/25/2012 1:43:51 PM

captain obvious is here y'all

6/25/2012 1:47:49 PM

I'm kind of surprised that Disney doesn't make a Stitch toaster like those Hello Kitty ones they sell in Target:

6/25/2012 1:50:34 PM

NEW COMPUTER

6/25/2012 3:09:57 PM

omg I keep getting more and more sore from playing 2 softball games yesterday

haven't twisted like that in a couple months now (twss?)

6/25/2012 3:13:31 PM

So far, I'm not scheduled to fly tomorrow. That makes me a sad panda.

6/25/2012 3:29:04 PM

6/25/2012 3:44:28 PM

6/25/2012 3:47:23 PM

since when is 0.85% considered a high yield savings account?


these motherfuckers are trippin.

6/25/2012 5:24:19 PM

104 degrees outside at 6 PM in south Texas.

[Edited on June 25, 2012 at 6:53 PM. Reason : I'm glad I went running at 10 AM when it was only 95 degrees. ]

6/25/2012 6:53:29 PM

I think today's productivity is about to come to a screeching halt here in a second when I go downstairs and flip on the new aquateen whatever it is called now

6/25/2012 7:03:16 PM

YESSS! Moonrise Kingdom is coming!!

6/25/2012 7:08:01 PM

this icecream is sooooooo good

6/25/2012 8:02:05 PM

My 4 year old is currently sporting a mullet.

He walked up to me this morning with my hair scissors and saying, "Cut hair. My eyes." Since the hair in his eyes was bothering him so much and he is definitely overdue for a hair cut, I did what he asked.

Poor little guy doesn't even know better.

6/25/2012 8:11:44 PM

My Mexican dinner plan worked!

6/25/2012 8:30:16 PM

apparently I was the last one in the whole world to hear the saying "I don't suck dick I just hold it in my mouth until the swelling goes down"

6/25/2012 8:47:36 PM

I don't think that is a saying.

6/25/2012 8:50:11 PM

So a girl I work with is letting me borrow her car for 6 days so I can drive to Ocean City and see my boyfriend. She is honestly one of the most selfless people I know. I can only hope that if I'm a situation where I can help her out the way she is helping me out I can do it.

When she told me I was so happy I could have cried. I can't wait to go see Will next week!

6/25/2012 9:09:52 PM

I saw your twin walking outside of Starbucks today. you looked lost

6/25/2012 9:12:38 PM

i only want to hear from one person today, and I know that won't happen

6/25/2012 9:12:55 PM

^^I have a twin? I bet she isn't as cool as I am

6/25/2012 9:13:49 PM

HOLY GOD this M83 Pandora station is awesome

6/26/2012 2:03:05 AM

bout to go to sleep and dog stole my sleeping spot

6/26/2012 2:14:37 AM

spottings!

6/26/2012 2:45:07 AM

6/26/2012 6:18:43 AM

it's really weird outside right now...

if feels like the period after a hurricane has gone through but before it's completely gone...


dark, windy, and cool....in the summer


only this won't be followed immediately by a 100 degree day...it's going to take a few days for that to get here

[Edited on June 26, 2012 at 6:37 AM. Reason : sdafd]

6/26/2012 6:36:18 AM

Sunny with a high of 80? I can deal with that.

6/26/2012 7:16:54 AM

morning

6/26/2012 8:24:17 AM

blah

6/26/2012 8:26:20 AM

Is fb down for anybody else? I can't get to it thru the app or website.

6/26/2012 8:42:56 AM

^ fine for me


AHHHH first day of work!

6/26/2012 8:44:15 AM

^^down for me as well.

Nevermind, back up

6/26/2012 8:47:55 AM