cause you touch yourself at night
10/21/2008 2:00:57 AM
I must have the worlds best metabolism.How do I not gain any weight eating dinner and having a glass of wine at 11pm right before bed 3-4 nights a week?
10/21/2008 2:02:09 AM
cause you eat healthy and one glass of wine a day is healthy?
10/21/2008 2:02:35 AM
I do eat healthy breakfast/lunch but dinner is terrible. After class I either cook something quick or eat some type of fast food (not fried usually though)
10/21/2008 2:04:15 AM
"Man that was a close one. You almost got towed, son."
10/21/2008 2:16:33 AM
What to do in Wilmington at 223?
10/21/2008 2:23:30 AM
10/21/2008 3:08:24 AM
^^paper towel football in HT?? walk/sit on the beach?? go to Jimbos!!!
10/21/2008 3:25:20 AM
OK, so check out this scenario from a woman at my job.She said she's cold and should put on her coat. But then she said she doesn't want to put on the coat because if she is still cold, then there's no where to go from there. So I asked her, "So you'd rather be cold now, than put on a coat and be less cold, but still cold?" "Yes."So then she said she's shivering. So I say to put on the coat. Then she says she is afraid to put it on because she might get too warm/comfortable and fall asleep at her desk.WTF
10/21/2008 3:32:44 AM
women haha...what a weirdo
10/21/2008 3:34:15 AM
Yeah, I'm not the type to be like "WOMEN", but geez... that is pretty ridiculous.
10/21/2008 3:36:54 AM
10/21/2008 3:37:48 AM
^ you wanna start some static, esse?
10/21/2008 3:41:59 AM
I hungry, but I am to lazy to fix anything.
10/21/2008 3:42:59 AM
http://www.doncopro.com/demos/DNC-123.mp3
10/21/2008 4:30:04 AM
i'm hungrymy stomach is making all sorts of noises
10/21/2008 7:13:02 AM
i made a three egg white omellete and rye toast
10/21/2008 7:16:20 AM
i'm not a fan of rye
10/21/2008 7:16:44 AM
bojangles.
10/21/2008 7:17:18 AM
and i'm really not a fan of bojangles
10/21/2008 7:17:50 AM
well, wtf are you a fan of? and GET OFF TDUB AND GET READY.
10/21/2008 7:21:24 AM
inorite she sucks
10/21/2008 7:45:03 AM
whats goin on in here guyz[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 7:46 AM. Reason : too early]
10/21/2008 7:46:00 AM
Do i have myself on a schedule that makes me have to poop when i get to work... or is it the double fiber bread??
10/21/2008 7:48:02 AM
i'm guessing both
10/21/2008 7:50:02 AM
hmm..life after this project that's basically been 40-60 hours a week for two and half years.unfortunately i've barely been keeping up with what's the next big one
10/21/2008 7:53:36 AM
me too i can't get the dwp version of "still fly" out of my head this morn It was 10x as awesome live as the u tube vid
10/21/2008 7:54:47 AM
THE PENIS WEARS PRADA SON.
10/21/2008 8:01:40 AM
10/21/2008 8:09:46 AM
SHE WAS PROBABLY DRUNK SON.
10/21/2008 8:11:02 AM
ALCOHOL ISN'T AN EXCUSE FOR BEING BATSHIT CRAZY SON.
10/21/2008 8:15:15 AM
sometimes it is [Edited on October 21, 2008 at 8:17 AM. Reason : ^^^ok...not THAT crazy]
10/21/2008 8:16:38 AM
10/21/2008 8:19:39 AM
lunch time will not get here soon enough today
10/21/2008 8:26:17 AM
WHERE THERE IS BABY THERE IS MILK NEARBY
10/21/2008 8:31:08 AM
does this guy think he's cool or does he know he's not?[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : he is however.... AWESOME!]
10/21/2008 8:41:33 AM
aaah [Edited on October 21, 2008 at 8:58 AM. Reason : you know, I probably shouldn't be drinking coffee on an empty stomach...]
10/21/2008 8:57:33 AM
do i want coffee? or do i want to walk downstairs and get a chai latte?[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ]
10/21/2008 9:03:15 AM
^^ He will surely get laid, even if only by interwebz forum chicks...That shit was cool as fuck.
10/21/2008 9:03:23 AM
yeah dude i was impressed
10/21/2008 9:05:40 AM
Fuuuuuck...Why does this have to be so difficult. This was supposed to help get rid of some stress, not make it all worse. Damn...[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 9:36 AM. Reason : To top it off the diabetes is acting up again. High blood sugars! Nausea! Whee.... Fuck.]
10/21/2008 9:30:10 AM
now i know why girls become bridezillas...
10/21/2008 9:31:41 AM
awww lkzilla
10/21/2008 9:33:06 AM
http://chalkhydri.com/
10/21/2008 9:35:12 AM
what do i use to clean window sills
10/21/2008 9:47:50 AM
I'M THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A BITCH PILGRIM IS.
10/21/2008 9:52:46 AM
10/21/2008 9:55:19 AM
i read a song quote on a friend of mine's facebook profile a few months ago...and it still haunts me daily for some reasonand there is another disturbing thought that has been haunting me latelyi want them to just go away
10/21/2008 10:58:03 AM
whats the lyrics?
10/21/2008 10:59:57 AM
10/21/2008 11:02:01 AM