You......don't like Canadians? Da fuq? How many Canadians do you know exactly?

7/11/2012 10:37:55 PM

My foreign neighbor's attempt at charming this week include:

1. Telling me I do not look American
2. Offering me a Red Bull
3. Suggesting I teach him Spanish
4. Knocking on my door and asking if I could correct his essay

Next week, TBC...

7/11/2012 10:52:01 PM

i'm thinking about acraw at this very moment

her toned native american body, sumptuously petting my toned yellow labrador, while i lay spread eagle on my hassock and watch

7/11/2012 10:56:43 PM

:-/

7/11/2012 10:59:26 PM

Quote :

"You......don't like Canadians? Da fuq? How many Canadians do you know exactly?"

In all honesty...I have no problems with Canadians. I just like to pick fun. It's mostly just cause I really don't wanna have to pick up twice my workload for half the pay and I'm having a bad day, so I hate just about everything right now.

I probably should've never mentioned that I slept through two semester of French in high school...that right there made me more qualified than anyone else working there to speak to Canada.

[Edited on July 11, 2012 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]

7/11/2012 11:03:34 PM

hey acraw, will you correct my essay?

7/11/2012 11:04:10 PM

Sorry I can't read Spanish.

7/11/2012 11:14:11 PM

hey ese, will you review my essay?

7/11/2012 11:18:14 PM

So tired after doing some hoops. My sneakers are not suitable for my feet, makes my toes hurt.

7/11/2012 11:21:39 PM

should i buy this awesome dan majerle jersey?

7/11/2012 11:22:59 PM

^Why do you like him?

7/11/2012 11:24:27 PM

i don't, but i can't find a Detlef Schrempf or LaPhonso Ellis jersey

7/11/2012 11:29:15 PM

One more apology to go...

7/11/2012 11:37:02 PM

What is wrong Hiro?

And Treetwista, your e-game so far is better than his IRL-game.

PS_ I am not a Lumbee

7/11/2012 11:38:25 PM

so, this happened a month or two ago, but I was at a Grasshoppers game and was flipping through the program, and damned if there wasn't a picture of Duchess in there. then I saw it was an ad for MADD.

7/11/2012 11:38:34 PM

7/11/2012 11:40:26 PM

Studying and testing, just like in college. Soooo nervous, but soooo excited too.

And boy do I miss college.

7/12/2012 4:38:26 AM

Zzzzzzzz

7/12/2012 6:23:19 AM

my abdominal muscles are splitting some more & it hurts so freaking bad & there's nothing i can do to make it feel better. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

7/12/2012 6:49:49 AM

Just got an email with the subject: Sample Enlargement
Body:

Rise to the occasion! College babies need a spanking!

7/12/2012 8:09:57 AM

makes me want to puke.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 8:39 AM. Reason : image]

7/12/2012 8:39:16 AM

"Dude look at all this useless muscle and fatty tissue I had removed.... it looks like a skull... it is so rad, I am so rad."

7/12/2012 9:02:07 AM

Ugh. Second morning of hauling ass to get Alex to camp because I didn't get going on time. This morning I hit off instead of snooze.

7/12/2012 9:08:40 AM

http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/

7/12/2012 9:10:38 AM

Both of my elbows hurt :-/

7/12/2012 9:12:52 AM

should I take a break and drive to starbucks for an iced coffee?

7/12/2012 10:20:20 AM

Yes

7/12/2012 10:26:28 AM

lol done! thanks!

7/12/2012 10:52:28 AM

7/12/2012 10:57:05 AM

slow morning is slow. Is it 5 yet?

7/12/2012 10:59:48 AM

some people just can't let the past stay in the past

7/12/2012 11:13:43 AM

a dog was seized for having the measurements of a pit bull (even though his littermate did not look like one, and DNA tests proved he was a bulldog mix) and killed. Even though he never showed any aggression, and was a "disabled" Childs dog. He suffered for two years in solitary while his family flight in court, without being allowed a vet check, or to see his family. The Belfast city council refused to let him go, and are apparently not subject to review......

Quote :

"Victoria Stillwell: "I want to know why Belfast City council won't give Lennox's body back to the family and why they won't even return his collar to Brooke even though they were asked to do so by the family so that she could have something to remember him by. There is something corrupt going on and an independent review of the council's actions in this case needs to be done. I want answers. Why not return the body? Was Lennox even still alive and what physical condition was he in at the time of his death? We already have evidence of his poor physical state during Sarah Fisher's behavioral evaluation of him last year. Hair loss, sores on his body,a hurt neck and damaged paw. The council have many questions they need to answer because I think they have something to hide.""

sad story

7/12/2012 11:15:48 AM

due to the insane amount of photos and videos on my phone...my phone is nearly full

7/12/2012 11:39:23 AM

^ Same here! I have about 200 videos and 2,000 photos in my phone. Yikes! Guess that's what happens when you go a few years without a digital camera.


Also, I love having this Netflix app on my new TV!! Now I can use my friend's account to watch gems like Ren & Stimpy, Martin, Wings, and The Office all day!



[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 1:09 PM. Reason : :]

7/12/2012 12:44:06 PM

you can download the pictures

7/12/2012 12:58:20 PM

pan-seared Hudson Valley foie gras over local-peach tarte tatin

7/12/2012 1:38:22 PM

as soon as things start to look up, something bad happens again. FUCK.

7/12/2012 1:41:33 PM

^ Stay positive!

7/12/2012 1:42:40 PM

i stole your pic and posted it on fb

7/12/2012 1:48:26 PM

7/12/2012 1:52:32 PM

^

7/12/2012 1:53:11 PM

As a freelancer, I now seem to be able to tell the envelopes that have checks in them, without actually reading the address. It's weird.

7/12/2012 1:55:39 PM

so yesterday while I was doing the dishes..i bent over to clean up a bit of water that got on the floor and when I stood back up, the cabinet above the dishwasher was still open and I NAILED it on the corner of the door with the corner of my head.
I immediately fell on the floor clutching my dome and yelling curse words.. wondering if my brain was leaking out of my head ..
I eventually got up and put some ice on my head but the pain persisted.
woke up this morning to a nasty headache and the pain feels like it is spreading..

am i concussed?

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 2:00 PM. Reason : 710]

7/12/2012 1:59:47 PM

I'm nonplussed.

7/12/2012 2:01:17 PM

putting that duvet cover on was a pain in the butt and took way too long. and it still isn't even right.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 2:16:09 PM

Quote :

"you can download the pictures"

i'm doing that now (well was). i just didn't realize it was so bad until i plugged it in my computer to do just that.

7/12/2012 2:18:53 PM

less than 2 hours till Vacation Time!

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 3:13 PM. Reason : n]

7/12/2012 3:13:26 PM

^^^ I know a trick to that. start with it inside out next time, put your hands inside and grab the corners of the comforter with the corners of the duvet then pull it through until it's right side out

7/12/2012 3:19:43 PM

you're going to have to show me that in person.


or i'll find a youtube video

7/12/2012 3:21:00 PM

skullhands pic is getting a lot of comments on FB
3000 plus people whom i barely know are all looking at some retards hands
I'm almost bored enough to get back to work...

7/12/2012 3:23:43 PM