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tea would be nice but it's hot in here and I dont want to get more hot

7/12/2012 3:25:51 PM

just ate 5 potstickers...

...need 5 more

7/12/2012 3:26:41 PM

damnit I left my tea bag to steep too long

7/12/2012 3:43:59 PM

it is time for me to run and hide from my advisor until she goes on vacation and forgets about this.

7/12/2012 3:59:33 PM

Klaty can't drive.

7/12/2012 4:01:12 PM

now we know who destroyed that car a few months ago in the NCSU parking lot... don't piss Klatypus off

7/12/2012 4:07:23 PM

^^^
makes me think of:

7/12/2012 4:14:14 PM

shit my truck is a '94 model, that thing is like retro and from the 50's..... but close


Her name is "Big Tan"

7/12/2012 4:15:48 PM

so you named your truck after a sumo wrestler?

got it.

7/12/2012 4:18:37 PM

these yasso frozen greek yogurt bars are the shit. i'm gonna have to get a bunch more. nomnomnomnomnomnom

7/12/2012 4:18:39 PM

Quote :

"so you named your truck after a sumo wrestler?"

I didn't name it, she named herself (and the person who had it before)

7/12/2012 4:19:49 PM

Who is the oldest person who still actively posts on here?

7/12/2012 4:23:49 PM

I just saw a pic of guacamole and thought it looked delicious. Then I saw that it was bleu cheese guacamole. That sounds so incredibly disgusting.

7/12/2012 4:24:26 PM

I was just about to write something on your FB wall about guacamole.

7/12/2012 4:41:14 PM

That you are going to make some for me? Awesome.

7/12/2012 4:41:41 PM

I find it mildly hilarious when people pronounce it gwa-ka-mole.

7/12/2012 4:46:28 PM

guacamole is my one true love

7/12/2012 5:22:34 PM

I already have one other participant signed up for the guac-off.

7/12/2012 5:25:44 PM

I want to taste test this gauc-off

7/12/2012 5:26:24 PM

^^Who? Boy toy?

and who should be the judges? or maybe everyone should just vote (not including the contestants). and it should definitely be a blind taste.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 5:26:55 PM

^^^ sounds sexual

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:27 PM. Reason : .]

7/12/2012 5:27:19 PM

Glitter.

^ And you know the subject of that email is going to be "guac off with us"

7/12/2012 5:28:13 PM

I still want to know what the fuck happened to my bake off

7/12/2012 5:28:44 PM

oh man, reminds me of the bake-off idea me and carl came up with

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ^aha, holy shit]

7/12/2012 5:29:06 PM

Weren't you not even in town for the weekend you called that? Try again! And make it more specific.

7/12/2012 5:29:34 PM

Hmm. I am not sure how many attendees we will have who won't be participating. Maybe you vote on all of them except your own? And yes, definitely blind.

7/12/2012 5:31:13 PM

no no no no. i could be the tie breaker

and have only one kind of chip. any inconsistencies might change the perceived taste of the guac.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 5:32:40 PM

We could add the guac-off judging role to Klatypus' baby bidding thingy.

7/12/2012 5:34:10 PM

I am willing to not cook at all and just be a judge

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ^aha, what an idea!!]

7/12/2012 5:34:29 PM

Agreed on one type of chip.

It may also be cool to have a "regular guac" category and a "fancy guac" category if you want to bring something special. Like fucking gross bleu cheese guac. Except not that, because that is disgusting.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:36 PM. Reason : ^ You really can. And you can judge too. Judges must be available the evening of July 25.]

7/12/2012 5:35:48 PM

i'll just do my regular which is sure to wow and possibly inspire

don't make it too early in the evening. i'll need time to make it fresh after work that day.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:38 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 5:37:31 PM

We will obviously have to set a precise competition time to ensure competitors can properly prepare to walk the line between enough time for flavors to mingle but not enough for avocado to brown.

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 5:41 PM. Reason : like 8]

7/12/2012 5:41:07 PM

not too big of a deal

when it gets a little brown just stir it up. but i still want it to look good because that's how many people judge.

7/12/2012 5:42:10 PM

I eat my food before I look at it... so I will judge soley on taste.

7/12/2012 5:43:09 PM

Agreed.

And I only said that because at first I was reading your statement as "don't make the guacamole too early" but then I realized I am slow.

7/12/2012 5:43:10 PM

the SO really wants to come. he's going to be so pissed if he has to work.

7/12/2012 6:17:00 PM

So happy happy happy with my life.

7/12/2012 6:29:32 PM

Stranger: oh yes please I've come, exhausted now!

Stranger: great job!

Stranger: thnx

You: ok here i go

You: youre covered

You: go clean youself off

Stranger: i lick it up, tastes very good

You: i convince you to go make me a hearty meal as I roll over for a nap

You: you complain about my chauvinistic tendencies

You: begrudgingly i go make my own dinner

Stranger: no it was great with you, good luck with your future girlfriend and with your next sex, bye!

You: i am glad the kids are off at school, little tanya would be shocked to see what we just did in her bed

Stranger: little tanya????????

You: our youngest daughter dear

You: the characters need a backstory

Stranger: fuck off!

7/12/2012 7:53:34 PM

I'm feeling very discouraged and overwhelmed.

7/12/2012 8:42:07 PM

citizen kane is a decent movie, but i was hoping it would be a bit better

7/12/2012 9:16:18 PM

i want a cake..or a pie

7/12/2012 9:25:18 PM

I gotta make myself get in the shower so I can go out tonight

but damn hot yoga was hot tonight....I think she cranked up the temp higher than normal

so tired

7/12/2012 9:40:50 PM

I feel awful.
Every day Silas asks to go to school.
He just asked me if we could see his friends: Hailey, Tracey, "Damem," and Kevin. Even added, "Please. See friends?"

Every day, I try to explain to him that it is the summer time and during the summer there isn't any school. I tell him that he'll get to see his friends from school when summer is over. I'd arrange a play date with the kids from school if I knew any of the parents from his class, but I don't.

I guess, I need to make a "count down" calender for him. Maybe that will help him understand.

And I can't f'in believe that my son just chose to watch "Loving Lampposts" on Netflix as I wrote this post.

7/12/2012 9:43:46 PM

Someone needs to become social mom next school year

7/12/2012 9:44:47 PM

^

+1 on the calendar idea, too

7/12/2012 9:48:44 PM

being sick sucks

7/12/2012 10:05:09 PM

I am not ready for tomorrow in a lot of ways, but I am also much too tired to do anything about that right now.

7/12/2012 10:05:22 PM

i thought my beer tasted a little warm so i put it in the freezer to chill it and when i went to go get it the damn thing spilled all over the front of the fridge and then all over the kitchen floor. FML

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 10:16 PM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 10:13:54 PM

pwnt

7/12/2012 10:14:32 PM

wow. this baked eggplant parm recipe only has 250 calories per serving and it is teh damn bomb

i win so hard right now

7/12/2012 10:17:55 PM