Man. Y'all are funny when I quit posting and actually read your posts.

I got a job, Ftw.

That tp leaf blower stunt is hhhhhiiiillllarioooouuusss.

Ive woken up to bad dreams and chugged water 3 times.

I just had to update my tww age from 23 to 29. Fail.

Aaa ndndnd I'd really like a puppy.

7/17/2012 5:14:27 AM

time to go to bed

7/17/2012 5:16:24 AM

time to go to bed

7/17/2012 5:16:24 AM

nope I have 3 more hours before I can leave and go to bed

7/17/2012 5:21:27 AM

Eulogy #2 is making me anxious and sad. This thing could be a catastrophic failure

To witness hartsell funeral home concord nc 4pm.

7/17/2012 6:09:33 AM

found a paper I wrote 3 years ago for PS 361... and I'm about to use it for a HI 101 at a different school

7/17/2012 8:00:23 AM

Girl on facebook told everyone on facebook she was pregnant right after she got pregnant. Now she has to tell everyone she lost the baby. Poor girl. Seems like she'd know better because she's a nurse, but I guess being pregnant for the first time ever is exciting. If I got pregnant I wouldn't tell anyone, except the dad, until it popped out. Just in case.

7/17/2012 9:33:16 AM

So I sent my resume to 9 schools.
Better pay than I have now.
Better hours.
More time off.
SUMMERS off.
Great health insurance.

Please let me get offered one of these jobs!

Although if I do, it's going to suck me having to train someone else...and explain to everyone one the west coast that I'm leaving. And they just stuck me with Canada so they will have to find someone else to replace me for that. I will really be leaving my current company with a huge hole in the customer service department. Only way I would stay on with my company is if I get a promotion with a good raise...if they can't offer me anything else then it's peace out!

But I don't wanna get ahead of myself. I still have to get someone to want to interview me.

7/17/2012 9:33:29 AM

^^ Just in case it turns out to be black?

7/17/2012 9:37:54 AM

^you never know. Also, before I was born, my brother prayed every night that I would be black. I was a disappointment to him.

7/17/2012 9:44:32 AM

Quote :

"Girl on facebook told everyone on facebook she was pregnant right after she got pregnant. Now she has to tell everyone she lost the baby. Poor girl. Seems like she'd know better because she's a nurse, but I guess being pregnant for the first time ever is exciting. If I got pregnant I wouldn't tell anyone, except the dad, until it popped out. Just in case."

the same thing happened to a friend of mine a few years ago.

7/17/2012 9:46:23 AM

My sister did the same thing for her first pregnancy. But it actually ended up helping her, because she found a larger support group and people who had miscarriages that she didn't know anything about.

7/17/2012 9:48:10 AM

When my mom miscarriaged, she said people would turn around and walk the other way when she was walking down the hall. I guess they just didn't know what to say.

7/17/2012 9:55:44 AM

7/17/2012 10:44:06 AM

this Marissa Mayer is pretty damn cute

7/17/2012 12:19:13 PM

Quote :

"^you never know. Also, before I was born, my brother prayed every night that I would be black. I was a disappointment to him."

Ha. My brother thought I was gonna be Chinese cause he learned in school that every fourth child born in the world is Chinese and I am the fourth kid in my family.

7/17/2012 12:29:28 PM

My wife and I both got food poisoning at our anniversary dinner. FTMFL

7/17/2012 12:41:27 PM

These damn Sirius XM radio people are a pain in the ass. No, I don't want your damn service even at a 70% discount.

7/17/2012 12:46:30 PM

^agreed

7/17/2012 12:56:08 PM

I like my siriusXM :-/

7/17/2012 1:12:08 PM

fruit hit the spot.

7/17/2012 1:16:45 PM

I was paying my ex boyfriend's subscription and finally canceled and now sirius won't leave me alone.

7/17/2012 1:17:09 PM

Sirius got my direct line at work and called me one day when i was in the office. i think my exact line to them was "don't ever call me at this number again." i had received a 3 free month trial of SiriusXM when i got my new car and i had planned to let the service run out but holy hell they were bombarding me left and right about 'special deals' and 'offers.'

7/17/2012 1:19:34 PM

^ same here. I might actually care if I had longer than a 5 mile commute each way to work.

7/17/2012 1:24:05 PM

i wish my commute was less than 5 miles

7/17/2012 1:27:09 PM

Lord I can't wait for my 5 mile commute...if they'd hurry up and finish the building and get all the permits taken care of

7/17/2012 1:35:51 PM

It's nice. Going home and taking a nap for lunch. ftw

7/17/2012 1:38:34 PM

bmw 335i.....yummmmy

7/17/2012 1:39:24 PM

i used to have a 5 mile commute and thought about cancelling my subscription. Now i have a 30 minute ride each way and absolutely need siriusxm.

still thinking about calling next month and trying to cancel to see what kind of discount I can get.

7/17/2012 1:43:13 PM

Hell, even if I had a longer commute I'd probably just use my phone and stream through the radio and make use of that unlimited data while I still have it. Fuck Verizon...

7/17/2012 1:48:57 PM

Quote :

"Sirius got my direct line at work and called me one day when i was in the office. i think my exact line to them was "don't ever call me at this number again." i had received a 3 free month trial of SiriusXM when i got my new car and i had planned to let the service run out but holy hell they were bombarding me left and right about 'special deals' and 'offers "

After activating my free 6 month trial, I never heard from them again, even after that trial ran out. At the time, my commute was <10 min, so the cost wasn't worth it. Soon my commute will be >25 min, but I no longer have a vehicle with satellite radio installed

Not sure I'll fork out the money to buy a separate unit + monthly costs anyways. I have 3 normal stations I listen to and those do me just fine thus far.

[Edited on July 17, 2012 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2012 1:51:38 PM

post from nexus 7

7/17/2012 1:55:09 PM

Quote :

"bmw 335i.....yummmmy"

my husband has been drooling over the new 335i as well

i have ipod hook up on my car so i just stream spotify on my way to and from work. i have a 20 mile commute but it's not too bad.

7/17/2012 1:57:11 PM

This panel is a lot more boring than I thought it'd be

7/17/2012 2:07:17 PM

^^well mark and i like the same type of cars

[Edited on July 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ^^]

7/17/2012 2:07:47 PM

I was ill prepared for summertime marbles chaos

7/17/2012 2:12:28 PM

left the bedroom door open and dog got in bed and now her black hair is everywhere! grrrr

[Edited on July 17, 2012 at 2:31 PM. Reason : ]

7/17/2012 2:18:51 PM

So....i am pretty sure I can think right now is

To many forms of the same words

Learning a new language is hard.

7/17/2012 5:59:16 PM

Canceled due to convective sigmet...sigmet moves out of area after I turn in my gear. FWP.

7/17/2012 6:02:07 PM

Holy fuck I'm officially obsessed

7/17/2012 6:05:47 PM

I've seen way too many dick pics at my job. STOP TAKING PICS OF YOUR DICK!

7/17/2012 6:19:30 PM

ahahahahahahahahaha

7/17/2012 6:20:29 PM

That's it, I quit, I don't give a shit.
But I do

7/17/2012 6:45:53 PM

http://www.defygravity.us/Home.aspx



i want to go here!

7/17/2012 6:48:14 PM

Having a dead girl pop up in people you may know is a little

7/17/2012 7:18:38 PM

ThePeter, take a hint, man. Stop sexting Brandi when she is at work. That's not cool.

7/17/2012 7:50:50 PM

Gotta keep it jungle, b

7/17/2012 8:01:06 PM

do you know how difficult it is to keep a straight face when you're looking at a picture of someone's dick and they're standing right in front of you? Although, I've gotten pretty good at it. Also, I try not to look at someone's gallery unless I absolutely have to. I have never received a dick pic text and hope I never do.

7/17/2012 8:03:08 PM

they prolly did it on purpose

7/17/2012 8:09:57 PM

Quote :

"Also, I try not to look at someone's gallery unless I absolutely have to."

lol...sounds like your trying is failing.

7/17/2012 8:11:17 PM