My package has an update for you

7/25/2012 3:07:03 PM

Quote :

"I am pretty sure he would know which one is yours and vote for it because you threatened him that he better beforehand."

i don't have to threaten! i'm just that damn good!!

7/25/2012 3:27:31 PM

oh

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 4:01 PM. Reason : nvm]

7/25/2012 4:00:49 PM

Dolph Sweet was a real person.

7/25/2012 4:03:06 PM

implants. how to pay for them?

7/25/2012 4:05:17 PM

money for sex?

7/25/2012 4:06:14 PM

why now printer?? why now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/25/2012 4:07:20 PM

Got the job at the middle school!

7/25/2012 4:23:09 PM

damnit, I pulled a muscle trying to kick the toilet lever flusher thing

7/25/2012 4:30:57 PM

Getting excited about going to Wilmington!!!! just 25 more minutes of work, packing, dinner and then I'm outta here!!

7/25/2012 4:36:51 PM

Lucky....

7/25/2012 4:49:17 PM

you win this day printer, but I'll be back!

7/25/2012 5:03:37 PM

I wanted to judge guacamole

7/25/2012 5:36:33 PM

So my interview was at 8 am. I left my interview around 8:45.

I had a 2nd interview at 9:30.

When I left my 2nd interview at around 10 am I turned my phone on. The school from the 8 am interview had called me back. They offered me a job less than an hour after I left. When I left they said they had other interviews to do.

It took them less than an hour to decide they wanted to hire me.

I also got two job offers today. I feel important.

7/25/2012 9:32:02 PM

Quote :

"implants. how to pay for them?"

A lot of plastic surgeons offer financing options.

7/25/2012 9:32:11 PM

I fucking hate crackheads

7/25/2012 9:42:32 PM

2 firetrucks at gorman crossing across from me....wonder what happened???

nvm....they're leaving now, still wonder what happened though

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 9:55 PM. Reason : .]

7/25/2012 9:54:56 PM

okay, 1 firetruck just came back, but lights aren't flashing....seems odd

....and they're gone again

[Edited on July 25, 2012 at 10:19 PM. Reason : .]

7/25/2012 10:14:28 PM

Klatypus, the offer was open but I figured you weren't serious when you didn't respond to my offer. Maybe you could have changed the result.

Meg, remind me who won again? I forget.

7/25/2012 11:01:19 PM

snap

7/25/2012 11:03:05 PM

By 1 bitch I'll get you in the rematch. That last guy seemed easily manipulated though. Maybe if I had worked my lady magic he would have voted for me too

7/25/2012 11:14:04 PM

I worked no magic. I just remembered the garlic.

7/25/2012 11:17:32 PM

I was super stressed getting all that done after work. If I had known everyone else was going to be late I could have taken my time and definitely would not have forgotten the garlic.

7/25/2012 11:21:09 PM

These sound like excuses to me.

7/25/2012 11:49:48 PM

how the fuck do you forget garlic in guacamole

this clearly shows you're an amateur

7/25/2012 11:52:15 PM

.......

I'm not saying anything because I am not going to argue with you about this.

7/25/2012 11:57:54 PM

you cant make guacamole worth shit meg

7/25/2012 11:58:53 PM

Watch out or I'll punch ya in the head

7/26/2012 12:00:48 AM

Really though, hers was very good, despite her omission. Bear in mind that mine had no cilantro because that shit is fucking vile.

7/26/2012 12:00:58 AM

i get really stressed out when my wife goes out to bars in another city

7/26/2012 12:01:13 AM

you both suck at this

yeah skwink I'm talking to you too

7/26/2012 12:01:36 AM

Quote :

"Watch out or I'll punch ya in the head dump water on you"

FTFY

7/26/2012 12:01:58 AM

Grr. It's really ticking me off that I cannot pinpoint the source of my pain: ear, jaw/TMJ, or tooth. It's probably my ear b/c it's the side with the ruptured eardrum. Poop.

7/26/2012 7:38:33 AM

anyone else having gmail/gchat problems?

7/26/2012 8:25:16 AM

Amelia just scared the shit out of me. High chairs come with belts for a reason.

7/26/2012 8:41:29 AM

^^ http://www.engadget.com/2012/07/26/google-talk-down-for-majority-of-users/

7/26/2012 8:54:51 AM

fuuuuuuuuuuuck, my arm fucking hurts. I must have slept on the arm I got the vaccine in. Ouch!

7/26/2012 8:57:01 AM

^^well, shit

[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 8:57 AM. Reason : ^]

7/26/2012 8:57:21 AM

thanks! i am trying to figure out if this includes email as well - i sent out some emails this morning via my gmail account and i dont think they got them.

7/26/2012 8:57:26 AM

I didn't wake up to much junk mail so its a possibility

7/26/2012 8:58:06 AM

i emailed a frand and he just said he got the email so i guess that part of gmail is working

7/26/2012 9:00:13 AM

AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!! FFUUUUUUUUUUU!

7/26/2012 9:16:24 AM

well, I suppose I never messaged you. Plus I am happy to not have my head punched in by diva.

7/26/2012 9:48:23 AM

She wasn't there either. Or she probably would have punched both of us for our omissions.

7/26/2012 9:49:51 AM

lol




seriously meg, you forgot the fucking garlic? pffft

7/26/2012 9:51:27 AM

^^fact

[Edited on July 26, 2012 at 9:52 AM. Reason : ugh]

7/26/2012 9:51:31 AM

I can't help it. It's genetic.

7/26/2012 9:52:09 AM

:shrug: it was still really good

7/26/2012 10:14:30 AM

jp, I would eat it right now if I could

7/26/2012 10:16:25 AM

that awkward moment when you just had a meeting with someone and realized you forgot to brush your teeth this am :-/

7/26/2012 10:33:16 AM