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9/3/2008 10:39:28 AM

umm not sure why but they are actually jackhammering inside the office, seriously like 30 feet away. I need one of the bose headsets, it's my fucking birthday, and no one has said happy birthday at work.

9/3/2008 10:44:29 AM

Well I think it was a reply to a wedding, because it was all calligraphy n shit on the front of the envelope, and it looked like he also replied to some hippie events.

hehe bmdurham....it's a hampster cage with a shredder! I love it.

9/3/2008 10:45:28 AM

The fact that I didn't discover until about 12:30 that I had forgotten to reverse my reversible belt this morning, and was therefore wearing a black belt with a brown shirt and brown shoes. Self pwnt.

9/4/2008 1:34:01 PM

When I know there are a zillion things my manager could do to improve our failing store

But he insists on watching ESPN and CNN on teh internets all day instead

9/4/2008 4:38:15 PM

something tells me the fact that you were wearing a reversible belt at all was a self-pwnt as well

9/4/2008 4:39:01 PM

cell phone noises

9/4/2008 5:50:17 PM

the damn construction
the animals are going nuts
there's mud everywhere, can't move things around or halfway drive
and next week they are going to be tearing up the sidewalk to my office but they said they'd make a wooden ramp over the gaping, muddy trench so i can get in

9/4/2008 5:55:58 PM

Quote :

"something tells me the fact that you were wearing a reversible belt at all was a self-pwnt as well "

maybe.

9/4/2008 6:01:25 PM

I cut my lunch short so I could leave early, but then I found out I had to be secretary today

I AM NOT PLEASED

9/5/2008 1:55:30 PM

please keep the political discussions outside of the workplace

9/5/2008 1:59:43 PM

Instead of telling anyone I was leaving early, I just put a closed sign on my desk chair before I left for lunch.

9/5/2008 2:14:50 PM

people who can't park.
employees who constantly park in the "visitors" spots up front so they don't have to walk across the parking lot.

9/8/2008 11:04:28 PM

my whole workplace is an annoyance
gonna killit with fiya

9/8/2008 11:09:23 PM

Man it used to be a whole shitton.

Now it aint shit


HALLELUJIA

PRAISE JESUS

ASSJSE AALLEEAAHE JEEELUOSEREE <TONGUE SNAKE JUST PRACTICIN FOR THE NEW VP

9/8/2008 11:14:57 PM

clients who argue with me... hey dumbo be nice .. if your rude to me.. we dont have to help you out

and vice versa yes i left your message for my boss. why would i keep it you hire us pays me shit head

ugh maybe everyone had a case of the mondays but everyone who called or came to the office today was an idiot..

and last but not least if you miss your court date you are called and failed.. or warrant does not have to be issued for you to be called and failed. i know what im talking about its my job stupid so take my advice and stfu

9/9/2008 1:09:49 AM

Quote :

"hey dumbo be nice .. if your rude to me"

9/9/2008 1:10:44 AM

"I forgot my password"

"Ok, I reset it to Password1. That's password with a capital P and a number 1 at the end."

"which P in password should I capitalize, the first or the second?"



augh!!

9/10/2008 8:24:27 AM

My co-worker just forwarded this to the whole office.

Quote :

"> ---Ok guys, my lawyer's paralegal sent this one to me and if it > doesn't work, they are aware that we all will be coming to visit them > for a law suit for false advertisement! J > > > THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA< B> TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL > > > > To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, > > But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is > > an attorney. > > > If she says that this will work - It will work. After all,What have > > you got to lose? > > > SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an > > attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured > > AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for > > fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the > one > > filed by Pep siCo against General Electric not too long a go. > > > > Dear Friends: Pleas e do not take this for a junk letter. > > Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent > > later > > > > Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies > > and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the > > most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail > > beta test. > > > > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will > > track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks > > time period. > > > > For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay > > you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, > > Mi crosoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that < BR>> receives > > it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft wi ll contact > > you for your address and then send you a check. > & gt; > > Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Oper ations > > 1-800-842-2332 Ext.. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085 > > > > > Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks af ter receiving this > > e-mail and for warding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address a > nd > > within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00 . You need to respond > > before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates > is the > > man. > > > > It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many > > people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00> > We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without > > getting a little something for our time.. My brother's girlfriend got > in > > on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT > > game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and > > was stamped 'Paid I n Full'. "

9/10/2008 9:18:43 AM

hahaha go sue them!

So they fired a girl last week because they couldn't "justify" her position, and now they have me doing all her work. The kicker is they come up to me on the sly asking for me to do this and that thinking I don't know this is her shit.

9/10/2008 9:21:30 AM

They didn't fire this girl who is 10x slower than me and comes in 30 min - 1.5 hours late constantly.

She also gets MORE shifts than I do. Might be time to look for a new job...

9/10/2008 11:50:25 AM

doing shit you are not paid to do, pretty much to the point of exclusivity

9/10/2008 11:52:14 AM

9/10/2008 2:57:25 PM

today's annoyances

-tear gas

-anthrax shot

-can't take the mandatory motorcycle safety class tomorrow and friday, because, frankly, i have actual important stuff to do instead of that shit, but this means that i can't ride my motorcycle on base anymore...and technically can't ride it at all, but fuck that. i tried to take the course, but my squadron scheduled me for some important simulators at the last minute, so i had to cancel my spot at the motorcycle class...and i have a motorcycle--i'll be damned if i'm gonna let it sit and not ride it.

9/10/2008 11:44:11 PM

During training/meetings some person opening up pungent smelling food to eat.

9/10/2008 11:54:23 PM

gossip.

9/10/2008 11:55:10 PM

During training/meetings some person opening up pungent smelling food to eat.

9/10/2008 11:55:17 PM

I get kinda annoyed when people take their mouse and slam it down on the table repeatedly or smash the keyboard when something goes iffy on their computers.

I have the following attitude towards computer malfunctions: I'm getting paid for them to happen.

[Edited on September 10, 2008 at 11:56 PM. Reason : These happen a lot because we use autocad and Autocad Civil 3d 2008.]

9/10/2008 11:56:03 PM

People that complain about working hard, then take three days off because they deserve it for coming to work the previous three days. What the hell?

Imagine being a grad student and hearing someone else say " Yeah... I didn't come in today, because I came in yesterday".

9/11/2008 12:29:14 AM

Time to go do all the bosses work while he sits around and watches ESPN soon.

Later he'll make me man his station while it's busy tonight so he can go "socialize"

Motherfucker.

9/12/2008 11:40:57 AM

When I get left out of the loop for one of the projects I'm working on. I hear you talking about it, why don't I know what's going on?

9/15/2008 2:39:06 PM

wow, i really underestimated how much my job wanted to make sure I wasen't losing track of my studies. I get a 3 day weekend

9/15/2008 2:48:32 PM

these two people I work with seriously just sit and talk to each other for over an hour everyday, about nothing work related

9/15/2008 3:18:56 PM

you liar, i don't work with you

9/15/2008 3:22:17 PM

my lack of black berry so I could work from home

the lack of nap time in general

VV that's awesome (about the Flyers, not Celine)

9/15/2008 3:33:45 PM

Quote :

"Time to go do all the bosses work"

shit rolls downhill

9/15/2008 3:36:31 PM

Personally, I kinda dig the free sound checks workin on the balcony level of the Wachovia Center here in Philadelphia.

Only problem is that I've only heard one for Celine Dione. ><

Oh and my feet are cold. They're building the Flyers ice today.

9/15/2008 3:40:52 PM

motherbitches that yell into their speakerphones so loud, that not only could you hear them from the speakerphone in the area near you, but you can actually hear them across the fuckin floor.


DAMNIT!!

9/15/2008 10:06:23 PM

We can't afford trash bags

But we can pay my coworkers to sit on their asses for several hours.

Send them home and have a salaried manager do their job.

9/15/2008 10:13:42 PM

so you want to be sent home.. I mean, just assuming you're not the salaried manager.. wouldn't that be worse off for you?

9/15/2008 10:19:08 PM

I don't want to be sent home.

I just don't want to be around a bunch of stinky trash.

Leaving food trash for days on end is gross.

9/15/2008 10:25:46 PM

I'm the lone IT person again today

9/16/2008 9:19:01 AM

Some woman whose husband I contacted a year and a half ago about an article just sent me a political e-mail forward.

9/16/2008 10:26:56 AM

the HEAD of our US intranet just called me up "I'm trying to make a slideshow...it's saying my max 'bi-trate' is too low...what does that mean? Also, where do I save this file to show it on the intranet?"

First off, it's not "bi-trate"...it's bitrate.

Secondly, you're a dumb broad who only got your job because you were friends with the boss and now you're relying on others in your department to do your job.

I'm tired of doing this woman's job for her. She wants MY job, and I want HERS, and she's OBVIOUSLY COMPLETELY unqualified for her position, (doesnt even know the first thing about HTML!!!1 and javascript would absolutely blow her mind)



[Edited on September 16, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .]

9/16/2008 10:56:08 AM

The guy in the cube next to me coughing and hocking up crap every 10 seconds. If you're sick, stay home. I CRINGE EVERY TIME YOU HOCK A LOOGIE AND SPIT IN YOUR TRASH CAN.

9/16/2008 11:07:19 AM

Quote :

"If you're sick, stay home."

No.

Quote :

"If you're sick contagious, stay home."

Yes.

Or, if you can't do your job (hmmmm...mono comes to mind: not contagious, but also not able to work )

9/16/2008 11:12:48 AM

Updating your computer is almost complete. you must restart your computer for the updsates to take effect.

Do you wish to restart your computer now?

Restart Now Restart Later

Cant you wait till im ready to go home

9/17/2008 8:31:43 AM

pretty sure mono is contagious

9/17/2008 8:51:35 AM

^^ If you say restart later, it pops up every goddamn 10 minutes when you are trying to do other shit.

9/17/2008 9:09:57 AM

People who copy you on every frikkin email they send and clog up your email with a bunch of shit you could care less about!!!!!!!!

9/17/2008 9:11:19 AM