^you suck so hard.

8/11/2009 1:45:40 PM

fucked up

I need work to do..........

8/11/2009 1:45:43 PM

in all honesty i feel like crap


i guess my foul mood just internalized to making me sick instead of annoyed

8/11/2009 1:46:04 PM

^^^i know i know i know

i'm a horrible person
i should be beaten with a wet noodle

8/11/2009 1:46:33 PM

more than a wet noodle

don't feel bad: it was ridiculously easy to get out of bed this morning, actually.

The reason I didn't go alone or go in my neighborhood is because these bones were creaking, and it was too early still to enjoy un-creaking them.

8/11/2009 1:47:21 PM

Quote :

"richard petty says you better use Goody's or he'll put you in the wall, ragged "

got to get away from that cool orange shit though

8/11/2009 1:48:12 PM

oh but i do feel bad, i need to get back in the habit

believe it or not, those few weeks we did it actually started building a habit...that promptly broke

8/11/2009 1:48:42 PM

unbelievable. Bank of America sucks.

8/11/2009 1:51:49 PM

agreed

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 1:52 PM. Reason : i wish citibank had real branches all over the place around here like they do. theyve been good tome]

8/11/2009 1:52:00 PM

they can't find my loan information by my SSN or account number.

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : and the motherfucker kept calling me Trudy. ]

8/11/2009 1:52:40 PM

lol wtf

8/11/2009 1:53:33 PM

Quote :

"My husband isn't interested in the SC game (weirdo)...maybe I could find someone else to go with me, my bro, and (probably) Chas. "

HEY

i went back three pages to find this

you better pick me since im taking you to the prom and all

8/11/2009 1:53:35 PM

A GIRL

8/11/2009 1:54:47 PM

rut-roh...we'll talk tonight

8/11/2009 2:05:07 PM

Awesome

8/11/2009 2:07:57 PM

i hate it when you make a decent post

8/11/2009 2:09:27 PM

Okay crazy funny. Thanks Kiwi

Oh and I'm thinking about chocolate right now.

8/11/2009 2:19:50 PM

only decaf left?!?!?!!!!

8/11/2009 2:23:17 PM

oh noes

8/11/2009 2:24:48 PM

and children smell funny

will uv rays get the stench of children off me? (showering did not work)

8/11/2009 2:26:18 PM

stench? haha

worth a shot

8/11/2009 2:32:06 PM

i need to figure out my financial aid

but i am confused

8/11/2009 3:18:37 PM

i'll be your sugar mama

8/11/2009 3:20:19 PM

gotta get my tuition waiver in soon

8/11/2009 3:20:36 PM

Quote :

" Fox shot after biting Mass. woman on the buttocks Posted: 45 minutes ago WHITMAN, Mass. — Police said an animal control officer has shot and wounded a fox suspected of biting a woman on the buttocks and tearing into the sneaker of a teenager in southeastern Massachusetts. Officer Robert Stokinger said the fox was shot and fled into the woods Monday. He said police officers who pursued the animal did not immediately find it. A fox bit the woman as she was waxing her car on Franklin Street in Whitman shortly after 3 p.m. Sunday. She was given a series of precautionary rabies shots. Several hours later, a fox also attacked a teenager on Winter Street, tearing into his sneaker but not piercing his foot. Police saud they suspect a single, sick fox is responsible for the daylight attacks since the animals are normally skittish around people."

8/11/2009 3:57:58 PM

i asked my employer HR department to send me electronic copies of my paystubs for record-keeping purposes and after faxing in my hand-written request, they have sent me a Word document with pasted screenshots of a Remote Desktop session into a Peoplesoft application showing my paycheck info

oh. my. gah.

8/11/2009 4:06:11 PM

hahahaha

8/11/2009 4:07:44 PM

I think they just pwnt you, qntm.

Tonight should be epic.

8/11/2009 4:08:36 PM

OMGYAY

8/11/2009 4:08:38 PM

Quote :

"I think they just pwnt you, qntm"

and how. the screenshots didn't even include tax breakdowns. i'm gonna reply back for that, but I can't decide if I should include a "friendly" note suggesting they seek to offer a more professional format in the future. ah screw it

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 4:16 PM. Reason : pwnt so sour]

8/11/2009 4:16:29 PM

just scan your damn pay stubs, lol

8/11/2009 4:17:37 PM

all my paystubs are on this online system thing. i login and i can see everything for the last 4 years.

is it really not the norm to have those things online somewhere? we don't even get "paystubs" here.

8/11/2009 4:18:51 PM

not really typical at smaller companies. probably is for bigger ones with real MRP systems though

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : we actually have software that will that, theyre just too anal to let it be automated]

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : do]

8/11/2009 4:20:10 PM

pttyndal seems like a good guy.

8/11/2009 4:20:33 PM

you'd think Robert Half Technology would have a capable self-serve HR system

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 4:23 PM. Reason : what with it being the largest technology staffing firm on the planet and all]

8/11/2009 4:21:40 PM

true.

8/11/2009 4:22:54 PM

i guess we could be considered large. how many employees make a large company? we're at 176 employees right now between 3 offices.

8/11/2009 4:23:40 PM

This song has been stuck in my head for three days now. Good thng I'm really dggin' it.

Quote :

" And you know I might Have just flown too far from the floor this time Cause they're calling me by my name And the zipping white light beams Disregards the bombs and satellites That was the turning point That was one lonely night The song maker says, "It ain't so bad" The dream maker's gonna make you mad The spaceman says, "Everybody look down Its all in your mind" "

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 4:26 PM. Reason : ]

8/11/2009 4:23:41 PM

176 is considered medium i think

< 100 = small
100-500 = medium
more = large

is what i always assume anyways. not real sure what the actual standard is

8/11/2009 4:26:48 PM

If these motherfuckers won't do their goddamn jobs of their own volition, I'm going to make them want to do said tasks.

8/11/2009 4:30:15 PM

i blame the ninja turtles for me being fat

8/11/2009 4:30:18 PM

haha bigman. Fuck yeah dude.

COO
KIE
CAKE

8/11/2009 4:30:44 PM

they make you want pizza huh?

8/11/2009 4:30:56 PM

I want wings.

Quote :

"JCASHFAN spinny side up 9151 Posts user info edit post send PM view photos pttyndal seems like a good guy."

lol. I checked to see if that was a script.

8/11/2009 4:43:52 PM

my stomach is gurgling and swirgling

8/11/2009 4:45:15 PM

gah. i've never had to work so hard to pay a bill.

8/11/2009 4:46:06 PM

motherfuck shit

8/11/2009 4:58:12 PM

omg i dont want to go to the gym
will someone please insult me so i feel motivated

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Reason : ]

8/11/2009 5:07:48 PM

get ur ass to the gym!!!


don't be a lazy bitch!!!



ARGH!!!!!!








I don't know what you look like or if you are a fatty at all... i just know someone calling me a fatty would motivate me

[Edited on August 11, 2009 at 5:10 PM. Reason : s]

8/11/2009 5:09:21 PM

i'm gonna make sketti for dinner

8/11/2009 5:09:42 PM