My name is on the school's website as staff...it's totally official!

7/31/2012 8:55:25 PM

Face tattoos are fucking dumb.

7/31/2012 9:05:28 PM

i'm high as a kite and i just might stop to check you out

7/31/2012 9:08:14 PM

I think it's funny when someone "likes" a picture of you that was posted on facebook a couple years back...cause that totally means they were facebook stalking you...#totallyfinditawesome

7/31/2012 9:15:46 PM

Im having breakfast for dinner, and please lord, let me get to sleep early. fuck this insomnia

7/31/2012 9:38:42 PM

Well that didn't pan out.

7/31/2012 9:39:23 PM

I am a little nervous about seeing Fareako again. What if he doesn't like me anymore??

7/31/2012 9:41:57 PM

He could never not like you.

7/31/2012 9:50:54 PM

I am a little nervous about seeing Fareako again. What if he doesn't like me anymore??

7/31/2012 9:54:02 PM

I am a little nervous about seeing Fareako again. What if he doesn't like me anymore??

7/31/2012 10:40:27 PM

fareaokey sucks and so do you

7/31/2012 10:51:52 PM

so i guess i live in NY now then

8/1/2012 1:14:18 AM

^^ has been an internet dick lately...


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Ugh- I feel like doodie. Don't think Advil and an energy drink are gonna help with this one either

8/1/2012 6:46:46 AM

^^congrats, my best friend and his wife and kid live in Manhattan

8/1/2012 6:48:33 AM

My first real surgery is tomorrow, I hope it goes smoothly and I have full recovery!

8/1/2012 6:57:23 AM

Ugh dragging my ass to the train so I can get to NYC on time

8/1/2012 7:09:29 AM

^^^ Needs vagisil...

8/1/2012 7:48:38 AM

8/1/2012 9:01:36 AM

haha poor noob just came up to my office.

"So how does the visitor parking lot work?"
"You go the machine, pay the $4, put the receipt it gives you on your dashboard, and you're good to go."
"Oh... so what if I threw away the receipt?"
"I guess dig it out of the trash can or pay the $4 again."
"Oh... "

8/1/2012 9:16:10 AM

Matt, is this lifting related?

8/1/2012 9:22:40 AM

I hate when I get obsessed with a song...but seriously I'm just head over heels for this song

8/1/2012 10:11:56 AM

something bit me while I was mowing the yard. It hurt really bad and it's still hurting. There are 3 different bites around my ankle. I didn't see the bug, but I think it's safe to assume I'm going to die.

8/1/2012 10:24:04 AM

we'll miss you.

8/1/2012 10:27:59 AM

invisible 3 fanged death viper

good night sweet prince

8/1/2012 10:29:28 AM

After some research, I believe its a bee or wasp sting. My lip hasn't swelled up and I can still breath, so I think I'll live.

8/1/2012 10:39:52 AM

I came home from work yesterday so excited about getting in to jammies and going too bed early, but my fiance asked me to go to the movies. I am still exhausted, but the new batman movie is good.

8/1/2012 10:42:28 AM

my toe hurts

8/1/2012 10:43:26 AM

I am already in a cranky mood today, and now someone is clipping their nails with the sound reverberating throughout the whole office.

8/1/2012 11:39:35 AM

Im sitting next to a guy at work who squirms a lot in his chair.

He can remedy this by not wearing tight jeans. He always tugs at his crotch.

8/1/2012 11:43:31 AM

^^ Who the hell does that at work!?!?!

8/1/2012 11:45:38 AM

apparently that person

8/1/2012 11:46:12 AM

^^^maybe he likes you

8/1/2012 11:50:07 AM

So BHS, you're suggesting that this is some sort of mating call.

Like...look at me, I have big balls, hope she thinks my penis is large too.

8/1/2012 11:58:11 AM

yea it is

when i used to play the wall at the club with the homies wed look at chicks goin by like "damn look at that redbone bitty" and three out of four of us would be wrenching at our crotches as we gave her the old up n down

i tell you this because i care, be careful going home latenight

[Edited on August 1, 2012 at 12:01 PM. Reason : i]

8/1/2012 12:01:24 PM

Thanks! We were given a rape whistle. Pretty sure I will sleep soundly tonight.

8/1/2012 12:03:48 PM

lol no shit


maybe you should find another place to work

8/1/2012 12:04:38 PM

a guy who used to work here would do the same damn thing at his desk.

i work on a wide open trading floor, usually 10-15 people on the floor during business hours. this guy would sit there with his hands over the trash can, and just clip... clip... clip! he was older, in his 50s, so i assumed it was a "i'm old and don't give a fuck" thing.

8/1/2012 12:07:41 PM

damn right, im gonna be that way when im an old head

8/1/2012 12:10:34 PM

Quote :

"I am already in a cranky mood today, and now someone is clipping their nails with the sound reverberating throughout the whole office."

omg i used to sit next to someone who used to do this every week

8/1/2012 12:17:09 PM

So far I've tried lemon juice, vinegar, baking soda paste, benedryl spray, tylenol, and ice and nothing has taken the pain and swelling out of these bites.

/whine

8/1/2012 12:49:25 PM

are they hard at all? or just red and swollen?

8/1/2012 12:55:08 PM

8/1/2012 12:55:57 PM

Fire ants? Those things are sneaky and hurt like a motherfucker.

8/1/2012 12:58:20 PM

RIP bmel

8/1/2012 12:58:52 PM

Quote :

"are they hard at all? or just red and swollen? "

both

but i've found a little light sucking has done wonders to ease the pain

8/1/2012 1:01:27 PM

^ lol nice.

Quote :

"Fire ants? Those things are sneaky and hurt like a motherfucker."

heck yeah they do. they burn but itch at the same time

[Edited on August 1, 2012 at 1:05 PM. Reason : stupid fire ants]

8/1/2012 1:05:09 PM

my knee hurts sooooooo bad today

and I have to teach a boot camp class tonight

8/1/2012 1:11:17 PM

I think it was a yellow jacket. It hurts a lot more than fire ant bites. I think I've been bit my enough fire ants that my body doesn't react as badly to it. The bastard stung me on the metal plate in my ankle.

8/1/2012 1:12:25 PM

IM OUT THAT BOOT CAMP KLIKK BITCH IM OUT THAT BOOT CAMP KLIKK

8/1/2012 1:12:45 PM

Someone brought in Chick-Fil-A for the office, and apparently today is support CFA day...

So, definitely the first people to storm the platter of chicken-minis were the liberals who vowed never to eat there again. They're response: "It's fine to eat it, as long as I didn't pay for it."

8/1/2012 1:16:28 PM