More like liberlols. amirite

[Edited on August 1, 2012 at 1:19 PM. Reason : 2901]

8/1/2012 1:19:11 PM

No urong.

8/1/2012 1:24:57 PM

hah they dot know the fucking meaning of a movement

non one should ever mention civil rights movement i reference to this abortion of a publicity stunt again

a black man would have taken a bullet rather than given up a seat on the bus

its probably just a sign of the cushy times we live in as a whole, not just liberals but everyone, were too comfortable

8/1/2012 1:25:01 PM

there are people like that on every side of every moment

unfortunately

or fortunately

you decide!

8/1/2012 2:13:00 PM

If I had any PTO left I would go home right now.

8/1/2012 2:45:45 PM

What should my sister call her disabled kitten? She has a brain injury and walks with her head tilted. She was thinking Tipsy but we already had a cat named tipsy.

8/1/2012 3:13:21 PM

Gimpy.

8/1/2012 3:14:24 PM

They already had a Gimpy. He was also disabled.

8/1/2012 3:18:05 PM

Buying "appreciation day" Chic-fil-a sandwiches IS TO support first amendment rights AS standing in line to buy "GOD HATES FAGS SIGNS" IS TO support first amendment rights.

8/1/2012 3:19:30 PM

Note to self: don't leave the lab when fires could inadvertantly start from an experiment

Also, make sure the experiment you're about to run has a good chance of not catching fire

8/1/2012 4:07:21 PM

A electrical cord caught fire before when I walked away. It was hanging on the side of a hot plate and I didn't notice. Did not set off the sprinklers though, thank goodness.

8/1/2012 4:16:28 PM

^^id say thats a good time to leave the lab

8/1/2012 4:20:23 PM

back in my wrestlin days in the hotel we would take the freshmen and invite em to our rooms to play video games or listen to music and shit before meets

then one of us would go "hey man you some potatoes?" they go "yea man sure" then one of us upperclassmen would go to out bag behind them and unzip it, then wed pull our nuts out of our shorts and squeeze them tight so that theylook like potatoes and we hand it to em and see how far they jumped

(story was too good to leave in entertainment)

8/1/2012 4:39:36 PM

i'm pretty sure Klatypus is poppin up all over my newsfeed and i'm not even friends with the chick

8/1/2012 4:46:00 PM

didnt know a foyer was another word for a bathroom...

8/1/2012 4:57:16 PM

just now realizing that two of my all time favorite movie girls change their hair color multiple times throughout the movie

8/1/2012 7:19:53 PM

:-/

8/1/2012 8:28:03 PM

Quote :

"didnt know a foyer was another word for a bathroom..."

really? I'd always thought it was that opening room/hallway when you first walk in the front door

8/1/2012 8:30:46 PM

need a new laptop, posted in tech talk.

now I just need to remember to check the thread

8/1/2012 9:05:15 PM

Just get a netbook, or an ultrabook

8/1/2012 9:06:32 PM

never underestimate the value of a good pair of scissors

8/1/2012 9:26:04 PM

My boyfriend got into a motorcycle wreck today

He's beat up really badly.

I want to go take care of him. I need to do something for him.

8/1/2012 11:23:27 PM

Finally in bed

8/2/2012 1:14:57 AM

Quote :

"really? I'd always thought it was that opening room/hallway when you first walk in the front door"

you are correct, saps

8/2/2012 7:41:12 AM

Forgetting to set my alarm, fail. Waking up on time anyway, score.

8/2/2012 7:58:07 AM

\0

8/2/2012 8:03:20 AM

o/

8/2/2012 8:04:53 AM

i wish i could post this voicemail online... holy hilarious

8/2/2012 8:56:36 AM

holy fucking headache...third day in a row I woke up with one. must be clenching my jaw again.

8/2/2012 8:57:38 AM

"go get your green towel off the towel pile"

so difficult to say.

bmel: slice an onion in half and put that on the sting. It will work. Promise! The juices from a raw onion does something to the venom or whatever it is called.

8/2/2012 9:51:12 AM

omg coffee coffee coffee!

8/2/2012 9:52:07 AM

haha...was that a situation where you are fussing at a child and then you start stumbling over your words and the hardcoreness that you're trying to put off just fails miserably?

Cause I could totally picture that happening.

8/2/2012 9:52:54 AM

yes!

8/2/2012 9:53:40 AM

I've done that before so many times...one time it actually worked out perfectly though. Because they were all afraid of me and then I stumbled over my words and I started to laugh...and they laughed and I let them laugh and all because I let them laugh they behaved afterwards...kids are weird

on another note...

I just skyped my boyfriend...I saw his scraps and scars and bumps...poor thing

8/2/2012 9:56:19 AM

I recall some interaction with LuckezCharm years ago.... Can't remember exactly though

8/2/2012 10:27:48 AM

oooooo

new place. EMCE you should come here with me

http://arlington.wusa9.com/photo-gallery/restaurants/116243-photos-upscale-bar-offers-over-500-beers-50-taps-va

8/2/2012 10:46:47 AM

I think emce's next screen name should be J-Law pronounce J-lo

8/2/2012 11:25:30 AM

99% sure that PartyChris is at 1:53 of this video - http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/sinkhole-brooklyn-134725315.html

8/2/2012 12:06:39 PM

Mine and Justin's worst nightmare rolled in to one: a clown using mayonaise as makeup

8/2/2012 12:25:14 PM

there is literally a 30 second commercial break EVER FOUR MINUTES during this nbcolympics.com feed of the womens all-around gymnastics final

unreal

8/2/2012 12:30:18 PM

^ i couldn't even get the stream to work, adobe kept crashing

8/2/2012 12:34:01 PM

switch to internet explorer, I was having the same issues yesterday. I havent had any since I switched to IE

okay, now there are ads coming on every two minutes. Its obvious they want everyone to watch the tape delay at night to boost ratings

8/2/2012 12:54:48 PM

attn Skwinkle

Lotus Leaf is closed

<3 your former LL lunch buddy

8/2/2012 1:17:33 PM

Quote :

"switch to internet explorer, "

dammit i tried and while it was loaded i saw the results posted on twitter

8/2/2012 1:19:36 PM

Silly deer aren't too bright.

8/2/2012 1:29:09 PM

My calf is spasming.

L5-S1 irritated again, from sneezing too hard this morning. Fuck my allergy.

[Edited on August 2, 2012 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

8/2/2012 2:25:16 PM

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8/2/2012 2:26:09 PM

Quote :

"dammit i tried and while it was loaded i saw the results posted on twitter"

I've avoided twitter and facebook during the day like the plague over the past week

8/2/2012 2:31:28 PM

I keep thinking that it's Friday

but it's not

8/2/2012 2:32:42 PM

^^ i mean i don't mind know the results, i'll still watch it in prime time later tonight, but i was bummed the online viewing was jacked up

(although now i've found out that it was down for my whole building)

8/2/2012 2:38:14 PM